I once read a joke. Who can help me remember?

A little dog traveled in the desert with enough water and food, but he died in the desert. Why?

Because there is no telephone pole in the desert, the puppy can't pee, so it's stuffy.

A little dog took enough water and food to travel in the desert. Fortunately, he touched a telephone pole, but he still choked to death. Why?

Because the telephone pole fell down.

A little dog took enough water and food to travel in the desert. Fortunately, he touched a telephone pole, which was vertical, but he still choked. Why?

Because another puppy was charging by the telephone pole, the suppressed puppy brought water and food but no money.

A little dog took enough water and food to travel in the desert. Fortunately, he touched a telephone pole, which was vertical and brought money, but it was still stuffy. Why?

Because there were many puppies waiting in line to urinate next to the telephone pole, this one was suffocated before its turn.

A little dog took enough water and food to travel in the desert. Fortunately, he touched a telephone pole, which was vertical, and he also brought money, and there were no other puppies waiting in line, but he was still suffocated. Why?

Because the telephone pole says "No defecation anywhere!"