Watching hilarious campus jokes in the opening season

Watching hilarious campus jokes in the opening season

School starts with hilarious jokes on campus.

1, the teacher talked about Journey to the West, saying: the Monkey King's golden hoop is long and short, and the following students immediately replied: Huaguoshan water curtain cave is deep and shallow.

Just outside the door, a drunk passed by shirtless and shouted: Go shirtless.

2. A headmaster gave a speech in the auditorium. In order to communicate with young people better, I read seven books of Harry Potter in the summer vacation. The school-running concept of Hogwarts is worth learning. ?

The students in the audience are very happy.

The headmaster sighed again:? No matter whether a great school is haunted, its students are dead, its teachers are dead, its parents are killed, its principal is killed or attacked by thugs, it can't stop it from starting school on time every year. ?

3. Part I: Senior students see how junior students teach sophomores to cheat freshmen;

Bottom line: Freshman listens to sophomore talk about how junior dumped senior;

Horizontal batch: you always have to return it when you come out.

In art class, the teacher teaches students to draw mice. A student holds his chin in his hands and his eyes are straight. Knowing that he couldn't draw, the teacher went over and sat down to teach him. When drawing, the teacher checks whether he is studying hard from time to time.

After a while, the student said with a full face of grievances. Teacher, why do you always draw mice like me? ?

5. When I was in CET-4, I kept copying MM's answers.

After handing in the paper, MM gave me a cold stare and said:? What are you looking at mine for? I made a B-roll. ?

6. Caught a dinosaur in Shanghai. The second doctor said anatomy; Fudan said that it should be released to nature; Caida said to go to the zoo to sell tickets; The Chinese teacher said to let it go to school;

Teach it to speak human words; The big one said to wear a miniskirt; On display, take it as a model; Chinese medicine says to do experiments;

Tongji said to Happy Valley; Jiaotong University said put it down! Who dares to touch our school flower!

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