A few jokes about "Mr. Bai Zi"

? Prince Nezha defeated the Dragon King.

One day, my classmate said to me:

"Xiaowen, have you seen the story of" NATO builds the sea "?

I don't think he looks like a serious joke.

I smiled and said:

"I know that story, I have seen it. Those two words are pronounced the same as before, and both words are mispronounced. "

I went on to say, "What made the sea?"

My classmate is a little embarrassed to say:

"I have read the story, but I can't pronounce those two words correctly."

? 2

benevolence and uprightness

As a teacher, I am most afraid of calling my students by the wrong names. Whenever I receive a new class, I will get the list of students first, read out the students' names first, and look up uncommon words in the dictionary and mark them in pinyin.

Xiang Li, a physics teacher, saw the list of students after receiving the new class. There were no uncommon words. In class, he asked Ren Yi to pronounce the first word into four tones.

Ren Yi and the whole class have no abnormal reaction. When Li wanted to receive Ren Yi's exercise book, he found that Ren Yi had marked the first word of his name in pinyin, which was two words.

Li wanted to know that he had pronounced it wrong, and when he called his name again in the future, he corrected the pronunciation of benevolence and righteousness.

three

? Zhang Qian went to the Western Regions.

My grandson Bao Xiao will tell me a story:

"Grandma, shall I tell you a story about Zhang Sai's mission to the Western Regions?"

I thought for a moment and said:

"good! However, it was not Zhang Sai who sent the Western Regions, but Zhang Qian. "

? four

(of students) study by themselves at specified time or in their spare time.

A physical education teacher in a university asked the students to line up before class, looked at the lesson plan and shouted:

"teach yourself!"

The students were stunned. It's physical education class. Why do you want us to study by ourselves?

Have a female classmate, to react, call way:

"here!"

It turns out that her name is White, and her student number in the class is 1.

At this time, all the students realized that the teacher was calling the roll and told White to study by himself.