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Is there such a thing as Du Jie? How did anyone else invent this word?

What we can't see doesn't necessarily exist. We were born in the last period of Dharma, just like we didn't see the Buddha, but it did exist. I told a story about a cousin of mine, and my mother experienced it personally. My cousin was about the same age as my mother. At that time, she went to school together, but after reading a few words in the first grade, she didn't know how many words. Her grades were very poor and she was killed by her father. As a result, he ran out at night and didn't come back in the middle of the night, so the whole family went out to look for it. He was eating dirt when he found it, and his father was even more angry and beat him up. I hear the stool moving, but I can't see anyone, and then I will repeat what the master taught him. On the first day, my mother asked who the man was, and he also said that he was his master and taught him some skills. But the next night, he was beaten by the master, blaming him, but I only heard the sound of the whip and saw traces on him. After that, I never asked him again. He said the master would fight, but no one asked. This lasted for a long time. Later, he also cured some people around him. It was only later that he cracked down on this kind of thing and he dared not do it. Some things are better with a little more awe.

Tell a true story. 1986 I was only six years old. The geographical position of our town is very low. Whenever it rains in June, it will flood into the house. It happened to rain in June, and it rained all day and all night. A woman surnamed Chen lives by the river in the village. In the evening, when she saw the flood, she was very anxious. Her husband is a village cadre and has gone out for a meeting. Her children are very young. She ate dinner at night and sat on the threshold of her house in a hurry, watching the water level! I saw the flood surge, lightning and thunder. Suddenly, a huge object appeared, and her eyes shone like a flashlight. She wants to cross the long bridge at the door. She's scared. The flood is about to burst the river bank and rush into the residential area of the town. She's scared to death. Shut the door! Through the crack of the door, I saw the monster try to cross the bridge several times. Lightning and thunder, a loud noise, the bridge is broken! When the monster disappeared, the water level immediately receded. The next year, in the drought of 1987, people donated money to build a bridge, and everyone who passed by the market donated money, because it was the main road of our market! People saw something like a snake bone the size of a bucket under the bridge. I heard it was Du Jie the Dragon!

When I was twelve years old, a strange thing happened. I don't know if it was Du Jie.

There was a lot of thunder that summer, and it was earth-shattering thunder. It was a slap in the face and people were afraid. It thunders all the time, but it's not that dense.

Several families in the village were struck by lightning. The unplugged TV plugs that didn't come were all burned. There are trees in front of the house that have been struck by lightning, houses that have been struck by lightning, and most seriously, people who have been struck by lightning.

Our family has a higher status in the village. Decades of old houses, built with big blue bricks, were accidentally struck by lightning within a few days of thunder.

But it's okay. It's just three holes in the side wall.

It's so scary when it thunders! My heart is almost broken and my ears are buzzing.

Fortunately, we were in the back room and lightning struck the outer wall.

Even so, the family was scared to death.

Because it was a thunderstorm, the rain stopped and the thunder stopped. We came out and stood at the door and looked out.

I didn't expect to see someone shouting that something had flown into the sky.

My mother and I stood at the door looking into the distance and saw my uncle smoking in that part of their house.

Half a village away, I can't see clearly, only a cloud of smoke rises. It looks like smoke from a fire.

Some people in the village said that they saw a dragon flying from there.

There is a big tree in front of my uncle's house that was struck by lightning, burning and smoking.

I didn't see clearly whether something was really flying.

They say that something is refined in trees, so there are so many days of thunder.

I don't know if it's true or not.

But that year was really much thunder and little rain.

I'm not afraid of thunder, and I have some palpitations. Especially when my home was struck by lightning, I felt that my home was not very safe.

That house is an old one. Never been struck by lightning for decades. This is the first time it has been struck by lightning. It's still quite scary. A woman in the village was afraid of thunder and came to our house to hide, thinking that our house was the safest. I didn't expect her to come, so ray followed.

I heard an old man tell a story. It should be during the Republic of China. A child had a dream, and an old man told him to step on blisters in a private school tomorrow. The next day, when he went to school, it was raining cats and dogs. The teacher told him to go home and rest, and all the other babies left. The child didn't go away because of the dream. Sure enough, he soon saw the water rising in the corner of the room, and he stepped on it quickly, and so did another place. He ran and stomped happily and had a good time. At noon, the rain stopped and the water stopped, and the children went home for dinner.

A few days later, Mr. Wang found the classroom stinking, but he couldn't find the source of the smell. Finally, he asked a farmer to dig the foundation and found a python dead underground.

Your logic is naive, because the word is invented, so it must exist. This logic is completely untenable! This word was invented by the author of the novel to entertain readers, and it doesn't exist at all! If you find it unconvincing, there are too many counterexamples! Regardless of ancient myths and novels, you would say that ancient times definitely existed. Let's talk about all kinds of modern new words invented for entertainment. For example, in various games, World of Warcraft invented the word Azeroth. Do you really believe that there is such a world in the real universe? That blizzard must think you are crazy and need Professor Yang to treat you. For example, Jin Yong's novels have written all kinds of martial arts, such as eighteen palms of dragons, star-sucking Dafa and ecstasy palms ... Do you think this is true? Didn't the author invent these words himself!

Examples can be cited, there can be countless! But what I want to say is, young man, judging the truth of a thing is not hearsay or watching a paragraph, a picture or even a video, and nothing can prove it! Needless to say, robots can write novels now, and words can be trusted as ghosts! My occupation is related to making all kinds of realistic virtual pictures or videos. Today's technology can show something that doesn't exist with very real videos or pictures! Needless to say, all kinds of super-realistic special effects in Hollywood come from. How do you know what you see is not special effects? For example, the girl who fell into magma some time ago was very angry. The truth is that she fell into the water.

Therefore, to judge the truth of a matter, it is very unreliable to rely solely on online things, and there must be convincing theoretical basis and real evidence. Du Jie, for example, this kind of video is bullshit! Unless someone can demonstrate Du Jie's internal principles, and there are a reliable number of witnesses, as well as reliable real scene evidence! Don't say that the government is hiding something. The government is not so boring and incompetent!

In fact, having said so much, I feel that I am really wasting my time, because this question is so naive! But I can't bear to watch an ignorant teenager go astray! Because I am young and ignorant ... when I was a child, I accidentally looked through my dad's email and found a magical thing! There is a long email about a magical organization. Their leaders have all kinds of magical special functions, such as walking through walls, being invisible, morphing and flying ... You can buy all these secrets for 50 yuan! I'm so excited that I'm almost immortal, just like the Monkey King! So I got up the courage to tell my dad to give me back the lucky money. My dad keeps asking me what I need money for, because he thinks something is wrong. Later, I said shyly and swore that I had learned how to respect them with special power. My dad dumped two words, fuck off! Then tell me this is definitely a liar! I was very young at that time, so it must be true. My father prevented me from becoming an immortal, and I was angry! But there was nothing he could do. He just wouldn't give it to me ... and then things faded. A few years later, the notoriety of an organization that used special functions to cheat money suddenly broke out. The one I saw at first! The leader of that organization is as timid as the grandson on TV. He doesn't have the temperament of a master, he has special functions. Why was he caught in the handcuffs of the police? That incident had a great influence on my three views, and gradually convinced me that this kind of ghost is basically a liar. Sure enough, in my later life experience, whenever I meet all kinds of magical and strange events in the eyes of others, I can always easily expose them because I don't believe in evil! Liars usually like to look for evil souls ...

Although this kind of thing seems strange in Du Jie, it does exist, and it is not nonsense. I've been there myself. Since the sixth year of the first apocalypse in Du Jie, there have been three Du Jie, but unfortunately, they all ended in failure.

Today is the fifth day of June, which is a lucky day. Traveling in Du Jie is all right. In the evening, I entered the maharaja factory, and with the help of the stone from the arsenal, I lit a fire from the center of the earth and burned my soul. Due to improper operation, the fire was too large, which triggered a devastating large-scale explosion.

This time in Du Jie, I underestimated my strength. I always thought I was a baby. Actually, I'm still a baby. But this time, Du Jie is a deified disaster, and its power is far beyond my endurance. I'm afraid I would have died if I hadn't stopped the robbery at the critical moment at the expense of Yuan Shen.

However, Du Jie's Yuan God was broken, and the old forces plummeted. Had fled into the mountains, will cause hundreds of killings in Beijing, but this is on the old cause and effect. Heaven has a good cycle, and you should bear your own sins, which is why I met many difficulties in Du Jie several times.

Speaking of Du Jie, there are roughly three categories, namely, fire robbery, thunder robbery and wind robbery.

Fire robbery is a heartbroken fire. If it fails, burn Yuan Shen. Wind robbery is a yin fire that burns bones. If it fails, it will be Yang Shou's turn. The strongest Du Jie is naturally Reggie. If you fail to cross Reggie, it will lead to death, but it will lead to fear of extinction.

Everyone can go to Du Jie, but Du Jie needs an opportunity and a starting point. As long as you trigger this point, God will naturally discover your existence, and then feedback when you will be in Du Jie, giving you a choice of consumption.

When the people of Du Jie are psychologically prepared and choose the location of Du Jie, they will feel depressed and tell the truth. At this time, we must concentrate and not be distracted. Heaven has brought disaster, and its strength has greatly increased, and vice versa.

The essence of Du Jie lies in breaking the shackles of life. For example, your birthday is only 20 years old. After this age, you should burp. However, you chose Du Jie, and you can live longer after crossing it.

With the in-depth study of Du Jie by monks, Taoist friends found that Du Jie could not only make people live longer, but also break through the essence of life and make people ascend to heaven and become gods. This further aroused the monk's desire for Du Jie.

Due to the population explosion in recent years, the number of people who believe in Buddhism has also increased geometrically. Every day, people from all over the world visit Du Jie to varying degrees. Some are in the mountains and forests, some are in the sea of Wang Yang, and only a few will choose the urban area. After all, killing evil will be recorded in the cause and effect book.

After years of research and communication, Taoist friends have basically reached a * * * knowledge: the wind robbed the sea, the thunder robbed the mountain, and the fire robbed the land. These places have a high success rate when crossing the corresponding robbery.

The above is what I got from my monasticism. I hope all my friends will encourage me. I want to practice hard, and the seventh day of July will be thundered. Will I split the Magpie Bridge to stop the Cowherd and Weaver Girl Bridge from shaking?

In addition: This passage is taken from Unusual Records of Mental Hospital. If there is any similarity, it is the author himself.

There is no word Du Jie in my hometown dialect, but there is a similar word called "Chu Long". So far, I've heard of the "Longteng" incident twice (the so-called Du Jie).

The first time, it was the summer vacation of my second grade. My hometown is a long and narrow small impact plain with two long mountains on both sides, which belong to the residual veins of Xuefeng Mountain. The highest peak is 1 100 meters above sea level. A river in the middle rushes out of a small plain, which is twelve or thirteen kilometers long and less than three kilometers at its widest point. One night in that summer vacation, because dark clouds began to press on the main peak of Zuoshan Mountain in the evening, we went to bed early to get ready for bed.

At nine o'clock in the evening, there began to be dull thunder on the other side of the mountain, and there was no wind. Thunder and mania wake people up.

After dozens of dull thunder, suddenly a white lightning flashed across the sky, making people's rooms instantly bright. Then came the thunderbolt, which made the house and bed tremble together. The strong wind followed the exhibition, and the tiles in my house clicked. At this moment, the light in our house came on. I rolled up and walked into the room and heard grandma chanting:

"Even for dragons, for dragons!"

That night, thunder and strong wind carried the heavy rain of copper coins on the house, and I don't know how many families' roofs were lifted, making many people in the house seem to be in the wind and rain.

The next day, the rumor that there was a "dragon" on the mountain spread like wildfire, but the old people all said: this dragon is really a dragon, and it is also an evil dragon!

As strong winds destroyed so many houses, flash floods and mudslides caused by heavy rains washed away many farmland along the river. The mountain where Longteng came out collapsed in a large area, revealing a cave inside. Until now, we all call it the "Dragon Cave".

The second time was when I was a senior in high school. The teaching building of our school has only three floors, the first grade is on the first floor and the third grade is on the third floor. It was also a stormy night, similar to my first experience.

But there are also differences. First, the sense of existence is different. This is our evening study in the classroom. Thunderstorm damaged the transformer in the school, and the classroom was dark. The teacher on duty won't let us out of the classroom for fear of causing confusion and accidents. Therefore, the shape outlined in the sky outside the window is like endless lightning, which has been engraved in our hearts for a long time.

Second, the mood is different. When the students were in the dark classroom, lightning flashed across the sky outside, making the world pale, and the thunderstorm that followed was deafening, which made the female students scream. Some of our boys are timid, and some of us will scream. The feeling of not being alive makes us scared, excited and unforgettable for a long time.

Third, the scene is different. Because there is a mountain behind our school, and there are several towering transmission line towers on the mountain. Lightning struck the porcelain gourd on the traction line of the tower, splashing a large piece of light rain as bright as fireworks from time to time, causing bursts of exclamation in the classroom. Later, I watched fireworks in Orange Island in Changsha, and the scene was like this! For more than twenty years, I still remember the scene at that time!

After that day, the villagers around the school also said that there was a dragon on the mountain that night. Although we haven't seen the real dragon, the crazy lightning in the sky is like the real dragon fighting for survival and riots in the sky.

I don't know if this is Du Jie. In the 1980s, more and more people began to build new houses in the countryside, all of which were built on the edge of the village. There is a child in our village who is getting married and has no house. If you can't decorate it, it's a five-bedroom and one-hospital in the countryside, and two trees are planted in the yard. His house on the edge of the village is covered with trees and looks barren.

One year it rained heavily in summer, that is, at night, it rained heavily, as dark as night, with lightning and thunder. Some old people say that this situation may be successful, which may be what Du Jie is talking about now. Later, the thunder came closer and closer, just like overhead, and some people dared to look into the yard (at that time, people only knew about lightning, but didn't know how to get an electric shock). I always see thunder and lightning above that house. Those who have seen it once went back to the house.

After a while, I heard a particularly dull thunder, which was still young at that time and I can still remember it now, but I can't describe it. Then the thunder died down and cleared up after a while.

After a sunny day, I heard that a tree in that house was struck by lightning, so I asked people to visit his house, and that house opened. No one lives in the new house, and no windows are pressed, only the courtyard door. We found many paw prints on the floor, windowsill and wall of the house. Some people say that the chicken went in to get it, and some people say that it was left when the dragon caught the gecko essence. But I still can't figure out how to get the paw prints on the wall. Paw prints are obviously bigger than chickens, but a tree in his yard was struck by lightning.

I don't know if this is Du Jie.

Yes, during the thunderstorm, you heard a particularly loud thunder, that is, the Taoist priest is in Du Jie, or the snake is becoming a dragon!

If you want to go to Du Jie, then you should force yourself four times a day and stick to 100 years, and you will be able to prove the truth with your help!

Du Jie originated from a monk's disaster and lasted for decades to hundreds of years. If you practice to a certain extent, you will have a sense of death crisis and feel that your time is coming. Normal people who are terminally ill will have a strong sense of death crisis, and monks can advance so long. Therefore, monks have enough time to prepare, and the word "closed door to death" came into being. During the period of seclusion, on the one hand, it is to prevent the death of the underworld, on the other hand, it is to avoid natural and man-made disasters. Combined with the self-regulation of body function, the incidence rate is reduced. Enduring the past will prolong life, which is the origin of Du Jie.