Wechat takes a shot of funny sentences (1 selected sentences)

Since we took a shot with WeChat, the chat now has another meaning. Sometimes, some people's slapping suffixes can make you happy all day. So, do you know which WeChat takes a copy? The following is my collection of "sentences with a funny shot on WeChat (selected 1 sentences)". Welcome to share it with friends around you! ? 1. the belly is getting bigger and bigger, at least for more than three months

? 2. Is Baba delicious? < P >? 3. My window shows a grimace

? 4. The little face said: How cute

? 5. My stomach says, Stop eating < P >? 6. one meter and five long legs

? 7. Small waist. Bowed his head

? 8. Shouted "Dad" on the shoulder

? 9. Did you drink the ashtray

? 1. the chest hair shed saliva

? 11. a bulging wallet

? 12. patted the head of the people who ate melons. Smiled

? 13. patted the clothes. Pat all over the body

? 14. I burnt my cone

? 15. The real estate license has bowed its head

? 16. 36D

? 17. I patted my shower gel and blew bubbles

? 18. patted my milk tea and said that this cup is on me

? 19. My trash can says this is my home

? 2. patted his fairy face

? 21. My back seat said to take me home

? 22. the forehead Clearly didn't burn

? 23. big gold teeth

? 24. my ass says, not as big as mine

? 25. Gucci

? 26. my clever little brain

? 27. My shoulder asked: Is it Qian Xi's wife?

? 28. Rolex

? 29. the milk tea said that this cup is on me

? 3. Do you want to dig a spoonful of my watermelon? 31. My boyfriend said that you have a good eye

? 32. My pillow said,

? 33. Su Yanzhao was scared to cry

? 34. My bed says go to sleep and dream about me

? 35. The toilet left saliva

? 36. My predecessor's grave was burned with incense

? 37. Patted my leader and said, fire me

? 38. I patted my drum, which was deafening ~

? 39. patted me on the shoulder and called dad.

? 4. Pat my pillow and say move over.

? 41. I patted my forehead, but it didn't burn.

? 42. Patted my little face: It really looks good.

? 43. Patted my bald head and said, Go to bed early.

? 44. I patted my mobile phone screen and paid for it quickly.

? 45. Pat me on the head and pay 5 thousand for the concussion.

? 46. I patted my castle gate but was driven away.

? 47. Patted me on the shoulder and said, Beauty, please stay.

? 48. I patted my ass. Is it really big? 49. I patted my Netease cloud and said that I was born as a human being

? 5. patted the dirt on my shoes

? 51. patted my wallet, hey ~ it's empty

? 52. I patted my hamburger and asked if it was ok to make drops

. 53. I patted my little hand to show that I like it

? 54. Patted me on the shoulder and said, Are you going to climb the mountain?

? 55. patted my six-pack abdominal muscles and broke them

? 56. I patted my Wuling Hongguang and said, Not bad

? 57. Pat me on the shoulder and shout: Dad.

? 58. Pat my basketball and let me dribble

? 59. Patted my head and called Dad.

? 6. I patted the rose "You are mine". Are you my flower? 61. After patting you, the suffix content will be displayed.

? 62. Patted my D and blushed.

? 63. My hand said: I'll give you all the snacks

? 64. Patted my window, Dekimaru.

? 65. Your own conscience, huh? No!

? 66. I patted my door and said I would go out to play.

? 67. I patted my wallet and said, "It's too flat, isn't it?"? 68. Patted my ass. It's really big.

? 69. Patted my shoes and said: Fake.

? 7. Open the login WeChat on your mobile phone.

? 71. thighs, eh ~ or so much flesh

? 72. Pat my clever little brain.

? 73. The dog's head kicked her

? 74. I slapped my face and kissed it.

? 75. I patted my clothes and said, "Dad, is there ash?"? 76. patted my 36D and blushed

? 77. Pat me on the back and call me big brother.

? 78. Watermelon, want to dig a spoonful

? 79. "I patted my head and called dad"

? 8. "I patted my safe and woke up laughing"

? 81. "patted my wing and said, is the fairy there?"

? 82. "patted my chair and said' sit down'"

? 83. "patted me on the shoulder and said to climb the mountain together"

? 84. "Pat my homework and help me write it"

? 85. "patted my husband+the person I like"

? 86. "Pat my stomach and purr"

? 87. "patted me on the head and said, I want to grow up quickly"

? 88. "flatter yourself"

? 89. "patted the chubby belly"

? 9. "patted me on the head and said, Princess Wan Fu Jin An"

? 91. "Pat a brick to show that you are very timid"

? 92. "Pat my ass and walk away"

? 93. "I patted my knee and said, I can't shoot my head

? 94. Su Yanzhao was scared to cry

? 95. I patted my shoulder and missed you, little baby

? 96. Pat me on the back. giao me

? 97. The skull is still blushing

? 98. an empty wallet

? 99. patted my bed to make me sleep less

? 1. I patted my flat wallet and cried.