Children's day jokes are very short.

Children's Day jokes are briefly introduced as follows:

count the stars

In the evening, Xiaoxiao came to Mao Mao. "Come on, let's count the stars in the yard."

Mao Mao: "It's so dark, can you count?" ? I think we'd better go to bed tonight and wait until dawn tomorrow. "

My son watches basketball.

The father held his five-year-old son in his lap and watched the basketball game with rapt attention. Seeing the athletes struggling for the ball, the child asked, "Dad, basketball must be very expensive, right?"

Dad was surprised and said, "Honey, what makes you think so?"

The child said, "If it's not expensive, why don't they each buy one?"

A lying teacher

On the first day of school, Bobo came home from school.

"How is the new teacher?" Mom asked.

"Not at all. She likes to lie. "

"How did that happen? Don't talk nonsense. "

"In arithmetic class, she first said that 3 plus 3 equals 6; After a while, she said that 2 plus 4 equals 6; After class, she said that 5 plus 1 equals 6. "

Rest assured.

Mother and son went to the zoo and came to the iron cage where the lion was kept. Mother said, "son, don't get too close!" " "

The son replied, "Mom, don't worry, I won't hurt it."

compensate

A boy: "Your dog bit me and I want you to pay for it!" " "

Another boy: "I'm really sorry, I'll hold the dog down now and bite as you like!" " "

The balloon is missing.

In the park, a child always follows a pregnant woman in tears. The pregnant woman finally got impatient and turned to ask, "Son, what's wrong with you?"

"Aunt," sobbed the child, "my balloon is gone. Is it hidden in the stomach? "

wrinkle

A little girl sobbed in the street, and an old lady with a wrinkled face came up and said, "Stop crying!" " Crying too much will wrinkle the beautiful face and make it ugly! "The little girl stopped crying at once. After waiting for a while, she said, "Mother-in-law, did you cry when you were a child? "

How to stop mosquitoes from biting us?

Answer; Put some oil on your body, step on it and the mosquitoes will slip away.

Put some glue on your body and mosquitoes will stick to it.

If you play a lullaby, the mosquito will go to sleep and stop biting.

Close to the sun

A basketball player with a height of 2. 1 m came from the court. He was sweating like a pig. Two pupils on the roadside met and chatted. "Why do you think this uncle is so hot?" "Because he is tall." "Why is it hot when you are tall?" "High and close to the sun!"