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What are the other wonderful reasons for borrowing money?
1. I borrowed money from you, which shows that we have a good relationship. Why not borrow it from others? You borrowed it, which means you are interesting. On the surface, our relationship is really iron. But how did our relationship come about? Why did you lend me money? Isn't it because I once helped you? Without my help, you might not be here today? So, I borrowed some money from you, and I deserve it. What's your hurry? Really.
2. You can borrow money from me, which means that you have good economic conditions and you are very lucky. If I were like you, I wouldn't ask you for money. Look at me. Look at you. This money is not so urgent for you, don't be so stingy!
I'm ready to pay you back, so why do you keep encouraging me, openly or secretly, to upset me, just for that little money? Why? As for you, the more you rush me, the less I want to pay you back, depending on what you do.
Who has never had a problem in life? I'm having a bad time now. I just borrowed some money from you. Is it worthwhile for you to throw people into the corner while they are in danger? The speech is still so ugly. If you keep doing this, I'm in a hurry. I really won't pay it back.
It's unkind to lend you some money. You talk about it everywhere and make yourself look like my savior. Borrowing money is my personal privacy, but you use it as a handle to trample on me. How unkind! If you want to insult my personality with some broken money, you are heartless, so don't blame me for being unjust. You can't take this money back for the time being, until I feel better that day.
6. When you said you lent me money, you said you didn't have to worry, pay it back slowly, and pay it back when you got it. But why are you in such a hurry now? (Use other people's politeness as an excuse)
7. Stop it. If only you had refused to lend me money. If it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be fooled by my investment. Or, if you hadn't lent me the money, I would have stopped in time and wouldn't have lost so much at all! I have lost all my money now. I don't want money, but I'm dying. It's up to you!
I just borrowed some money from you. At that time, your face made me feel unhappy and treated me like a beggar. Since you came to ask me for money, you should first experience my humble feelings when I borrowed money.
9. Don't think that I don't know how your money came from, and now you ask me for money, which makes me anxious. Be careful that I tell your secret!
10. You have a car, a house and a deposit, and I am struggling now. Can't you give me more time? Besides, it's not that I don't pay you back, but money is really tight now. As for you being so aggressive, rabbits will bite when they are in a hurry.
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