A first-grade student locked his teacher in the office. What jokes did you make when you were a student?

The first-year students locked their teachers in the office. The student years are really the peak period of a person, because at that time we can do whatever we want, but we have to focus on learning. At that time, we are very energetic. , you can make your study and life very exciting! There are always a lot of jokes when you are a student, and I have made a few jokes myself. Let me share them with you today!

Being caught late for class?

I still remember that when I was in elementary school, the school was very close to our home. When get out of class was over, I would run home to eat, but the class time was already here all of a sudden. On the way back to the classroom, my friend and I suddenly found our principal in front of us, so we didn't know what to do. If we continue to move forward, we are afraid that the principal will find out that we are late. If we do not move forward, we will be called on by the teacher. At that time, there is nothing we can do to regret it. The principal is the one we are most afraid of! We all know that in elementary school At that time, the most powerful one among the principals and teachers was still the principal. We chose to avoid it. My friends and I kept leaning against the wall to avoid our principal. However, because we touched some plants next to us, we made a sound. After the principal found out, he yelled and screamed, scaring us. It killed us! Although we were late that time, we all felt very happy because of the interactions with my friends while avoiding the principal!

Teaching classmates to speak dialects?

My family is from Guizhou. There are many ethnic minorities here. We will meet many ethnic minority students in the class, but there are also Han people. Sometimes when we meet Han students, they will ask us to talk to them. Commoner talk. At that time, my classmates in the class always told me that they couldn't speak for a while, so I taught them to say some curse words. But our class teacher came in quietly from the back door. I thought the class teacher couldn't understand, but our class teacher turned out to be Buyi! The class teacher finally taught me, how can I say such a thing? As a result, the classmates burst into laughter!

Those times are fleeting. The people who accompanied us to junior high school, high school, and college have started to get married and start families one after another, while I am still studying in school, although those smiling faces have gradually faded away. Blurry, but those stories will never be forgotten.