Please give me points for some funny jokes that made me laugh.

My friend is a taxi driver. One day on the road, he found an old Santana in front of him. There was a piece of paper stuck on it, which said: "The car is old and the people are new. Please be merciful." Then there was a line of small words written below. My friend couldn't see it clearly, so he wanted to see what was written below, so he moved closer, but he still couldn't see clearly. There was nothing I could do. He was very curious. , the more clearly I couldn’t see, the more I wanted to take a look, so I drove the car forward, but still couldn’t see clearly, so I drove forward again, and only heard a “bang”, and it was a rear-end collision! Good guy, now he could clearly see what was written on the paper, and his nose almost became angry: "Look, we bumped into it."

A thief was caught on the spot by the homeowner.

Master: "What are you looking for here?" Judicial Joke

Xiaoyu: "Change!"

Master: "Please wait a moment, I Turn on the light and let’s look for it together.” A cold joke

A lawyer asked a married man: Are you happy with your sex life?

Answer: Very happy!

Lawyer: Then why did you divorce your wife?

Man: What does my sex life do to my wife? !

This is how the court usually hears cases

Q: When is your birthday?

Answer: August 16

Q: Which year?

Answer: Every year.

Q: How old is your son who lives with you now?

Answer: 34, maybe 35, I can’t remember clearly.

Q: How many years has he lived with you?

Answer: 45 years.

Q: Because of a greeting from your husband, did you want a divorce?

Answer: Yes, it was all because of his greeting that morning.

Q: What did he say?

Answer: Oh, what a wonderful morning! Kelly!

Q: What’s wrong with this?

Answer: My name is Lina.

Q: Do you know Lian Na?

Answer: Yes, she is my daughter.

Q: What is your relationship?

Answer: ...

Q: Your youngest son, the 20-year-old one, how old is he this year?

Answer: ...

Q: Were you present when Shanda took this photo of you?

Answer:...

Q: You said this disease affected your memory?

Answer: Yes.

Q: How does this condition affect your memory?

Answer: I can’t remember.

Q: So, what have you forgotten in the past three months? Can you give some examples?

Answer: ...

Question: So, the conception time of this baby is 8pm on September 3rd?

Answer: Yes.

Q: What were you doing at that time?

Answer: ...

Q: You have three children, right?

Answer: Yes.

Q: Are there any boys?

Answer: No.

Q: Are there any girls?

Answer: ...

Q: You said you rolled down the stairs?

Answer: Yes.

Q: So what happened next? Did you roll up there?

Answer: ...

Q: How did your first marriage end?

Answer: Widowed.

Q: Who died?

Answer:...

Q: Can you describe that person?

Answer: Well, he is about 1.6 meters tall, with a beard and a dark complexion.

Q: To be more direct, is it a man or a woman?

Answer: ...

Question: Let’s start with the questions. All your answers must be “yes” or “no”. Is your father's name Green Jerry?