Most children talk nonsense. What funny words did they say?

In the process of children's growth, when the baby speaks more and more fluently, he can always say some funny sentences to make everyone happy. The following small series summarizes the quotations of children's childlike interest shared by netizens, hoping to make everyone happy!

1, when my daughter just learned to speak, it was fun, and the adults near my home especially loved to tease her. Once an adult asked her, do you like her father or mother best? She replied directly, I like my mother best and hate my father most, because he always steals my mother at night!

As soon as our new house was renovated, my daughter-in-law ordered that smoking was not allowed in the house. One day, my father-in-law and I were playing landlords online at the same time, and my son was watching. We are both smokers, so we can't help lighting a cigarette. Then my son shouted at the top of his voice, mom, your husband and your father are smoking again!

When our daughter looked through our wedding photos, she found that she didn't have herself in the photos, so she pestered us and asked her where she was at that time. We said there was no her at that time. As a result, she cried and said that she must have slept upstairs, so she missed her parents' wedding. I'm dying of laughter.

4. Take my daughter for a walk at night and meet colleagues. During the chat, my colleague said, "My son is a sophomore." My daughter quickly said, "Aunt, I am in kindergarten and a sophomore."

5. When my son is four years old, coax him to sleep alone and say, "Baby, you are four years old, and you are a little man. You have to sleep alone. " The son immediately asked, "Dad is so old, why don't you sleep by yourself?"

6. Once the weather was too hot, my husband took off his clothes. When my daughter saw her father's armpit, she shouted, "Mom, mom, dad's armpit is so strange and hairy."

7. One day while playing, my son said to me, "I want to marry my sister when I grow up." I said in distress situation: "No, relatives can't get married." The son said inexplicably, "isn't dad your relative?" How can you and dad get married? "

8. The father went to the National Convention Center for a meeting, so we went to play because it happened to be next to the Bird's Nest. On the way, my daughter asked me, mom, where are we going? I said to the nest. She looks very excited. When I arrived, my father went to a meeting and we walked in the square. After a long walk, my daughter suddenly asked me, mom, where are we going? I said, let's just play for a while. She said, aren't we going to the Bird's Nest? I am not mistaken, this is the Bird's Nest! She said in disgust, what kind of bird's nest is this? No birds!

9. Take my son to his grandmother's house by electric car. My son stood on the pedal and kept blowing in front of him, puzzled and asked. Answer: There is heavy fog ahead, so I can't see the road clearly. Blow it away.

10, my two-and-a-half-year-old daughter often says some funny things. One day she saw a black man watching TV and asked me, "Mom, mom, why doesn't that uncle wash his face?"

When children are three or four years old, they often say something that makes people laugh and cry. It was really fun! Has your baby ever said such a "golden sentence"? Welcome everyone to leave a message to share!