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Why do Germans laugh at the world?

The legendary swordsman, where do you put the big brother countries like Britain and America?

Germany has been oppressed by Britain and America, how can it be proud of the world?

1, the British Empire dominated the world, Germany rose as a new power, refused to accept British leadership and launched a challenge, which led to the outbreak of World War I. Germany was strangled by Britain and its allies, deprived of all overseas colonies by western powers such as Britain and the United States, and even Poland had to come out and carve up German land.

2. Western powers established the Versailles Washington system to suppress Germany. The rise of Germany once again challenged Poland's eastward expansion, leading to the outbreak of the world war. British and American heavy strategic bombers launched a four-year air strategic attack, and a number of ruins, industrial systems, people's livelihood systems and energy production in Germany suffered huge losses, and more than 60 cities became a hell on earth. Hundreds of British and American aircraft carriers and battleships blocked the overseas trade and energy input of the entire Axis. The British and American powers once again assembled the world Coalition forces to strangle Germany.

3. Germany fought armored infantry in World War II, and it may take half a year to attack from 1000 km away. In the most prosperous period of the German army, even the strait could not be crossed by only 1000 km, let alone the supply of winter combat equipment for soldiers beyond1000 km.

Britain and the United States are fighting aircraft carriers in sea and air combat, and the strategic bombers are going straight to the political, industrial and people's livelihood cores in the hinterland of the other country, fully motorizing and strengthening logistics support. Before rearmament, the Americans fought back for the first time, using an aircraft carrier and a heavy strategic bomber to cross the entire Pacific Ocean and go straight to Tokyo, the capital of Japan, nearly 10 thousand kilometers. At the peak of US military strength in World War II, they launched air strikes from Saipan, which is more than 3,000 kilometers away from Tokyo, Japan and nearly 8,000 kilometers away from the United States. The super fortress took off from Saipan and launched a new weapon napalm attack. 1 day, Tokyo, Japan was destroyed, and 65438+ ten thousand people died every day, making the whole city a hell on earth. The arrogance of this sea power country is incomparable to Germany. The grade is completely different. Germany is very lucky. The British and American powers took into account the post-war reconstruction of Europe and a little humanitarianism towards European cousins. Otherwise, the super air fortress will be destroyed by waves of carpet napalm bombs and high-explosive bombs, and Germany will all become a Dresden-style hell on earth.

Germany was defeated and carved up by the great powers. There are still 20,000 British troops stationed in Germany. It is estimated that the British army will leave Germany in 2065, and there will be about 70,000 American troops stationed in Germany in 438+09. Moreover, the expenses of foreign troops are paid by Germany.

How can a country without sea power laugh at the world? Laugh at the world with an insurance ring? The world's resources, energy and strategic waterways are scattered all over the world and divided by the ocean. How can a country without a strong navy, strong amphibious assault capability and strong air and sea power be proud of the world? Without strong sea control power, how can overseas military bases distributed around the world have global strike capability?

Even today, the world financial centers are still London and new york, and global finance is still in the hands of the British and Americans. .

Nobel Prize in Science, until now, the scientists obtained by the United States and Britain still have to surpass Germany, ranking first and second. Overseas strategic waterways and choke points are still under the control of British and American military forces for hundreds of years.