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Professor Zhu Ziqing, a famous essayist in China, suffered from a serious stomach trouble in his later years. His monthly salary is only enough to buy three bags of flour, not enough for the whole family 12 people, and no money for medical treatment. At that time, the Kuomintang colluded with the United States to launch a civil war, and the United States implemented a policy of aiding Japan. One day, Wu Han asked Zhu Ziqing to sign the declaration of "Protesting American aid policy to Japan and refusing to accept American aid flour". He resolutely signed his name and said, "I would rather die of poverty and illness than accept such insulting charity." In August of this year (1948) and 12, Zhu Ziqing was poor and died in Beijing. Before he died, he told his wife, "I signed a document rejecting American flour, and our family will never buy American flour rationed by the Kuomintang again." Zhu Ziqing was seriously ill and would rather starve to death than accept "relief food" from the United States, which showed the backbone of China people. Analysis: The indomitable spirit of greed is vividly reflected in Zhu Ziqing. Not eating American "relief food" is not only a manifestation of noble personality, but also a manifestation of national dignity. Topic: "Backbone", "Personality and National Character"
Composition material life belief article: "See who is a fool"
When Xu Beihong was studying in Europe, at a gathering of foreign students, a blond western student stood up and said defiantly, "China people are stupid and stupid. They only deserve to be conquered people, but even if they are sent to heaven for further study, they will never become talents! " Xu Beihong, who has always been gentle, could not restrain his anger. He walked up to the arrogant foreign student and said loudly, "Didn't you say that China people can't do it? I represent my country and you represent your country. After learning, let's compare and see who is a talent and who is a fool. Do you dare? " 1924, when Xu Beihong's oil paintings were exhibited in Paris, they caused a sensation in the art world in Paris. The foreign student has to admit that he is no match for China people. Analysis: Xu Beihong can achieve so much. In addition to his solid painting skills, there is undoubtedly something deeper supporting him, that is, the dignity of the country, the nation and the individual. Title: "National Glory" and "Dignity"
Life belief: one success is enough.
The following is a person's life resume: at the age of 5, his father died; /kloc-dropped out of school at the age of 0/4 and began to wander; 16 years old lied about his age and joined the army, and his military life was unsatisfactory everywhere; /kloc-when he was 0/8 years old, he married a daughter-in-law, but only a few months later, the daughter-in-law sold all his property and fled back to her family. He studied law by correspondence, but soon gave up; Later, he sold insurance, tires, ferries and gas stations, but all failed. In middle age, he worked as a chef and bottle washer in a restaurant, but the restaurant was demolished because the government built roads, and he lost his job. Time flies, and after a lifetime, he still has nothing. At the age of 65, the postman sent him the first social insurance check, and he started his new career with this 105 insurance money. At the age of 88, his career finally achieved great success. He is the founder of KFC-Harland Sanders! Analysis: you have been pursuing it all your life, and you will succeed as long as you have one chance; If you give up your pursuit, no matter how many opportunities you have, you won't succeed. Topics: "Frustration is a fortune" and "Dilemma and Success"
Life belief articles: Flying generally has no legs.
During the Great Patriotic War of the Soviet Union, Alexei Melesiev's plane was shot down. He climbed 18 days and nights with his injured and frozen legs, and finally returned to his position. After his leg was amputated, he exercised and flew the fighter again. He attaches great importance to people's enthusiasm for sports, which is indispensable for health and mental state. He likes sports, boating, playing football and being a goalkeeper since he was a child. After he was grounded, he exercised hard every morning and took a cold bath every morning to prevent catching a cold. Analysis: It is absolutely a miracle for a man who returned to the cab after amputation of both legs. Miracles need a support point, and that is perseverance. Theme: "Real Disability", "Disability is not abolished" and "Spiritual Power"
Composition materials about preserving the theme
1, have a holiday every day
A friend wrote a couplet. Shanglian: save money; Downlink: save water and electricity; Horizontal batch: every day "festival". This reminds me of a popular saying, also called "Everyday Festival", which means living well now, "fishing" every day, "going out in fashion" and having no worries about food and clothing.
Indeed, compared with the era of material poverty before the reform and opening up, we can really be called "festivals every day" now. However, when we celebrate the holidays every day, we should not forget the "Celebrate the holidays every day" mentioned in the above couplet: we should not forget to save every day, and we should persist in "Celebrating the holidays".
When it comes to economy, it is natural to think of poverty and wealth. In fact, saving is a virtue, and neither the poor nor the rich can be "immoral". Moreover, in reality, the richer you are, the more frugal you are. It is reported that Huang Rulun, the chairman of Fujian Lianjiang Jinyuan Group, has twice become the "first good" in the mainland, and has jumped from "real estate king" to "charity king". In 2003, it donated 265.438 billion yuan, in 2004, it donated 286 million yuan, and in the first four months of this year, it has donated nearly 1 billion yuan. Such a rich man has nothing to do with luxury in his personal life. Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is called "the most willing person in the world". In the past two years, he has donated 25.6 billion dollars to charity, but he is quite frugal in life, wearing an ordinary T-shirt, eating an ordinary hamburger and having no followers. Recently, he announced his will to the outside world, announcing that he would leave less than 2% of his property to his three children, while leaving 98% of his property to the foundation he founded, using the money to study vaccines against AIDS and malaria, and to provide assistance to poor countries in fighting these two diseases. Behind saving is the virtue of charity.
Saving is a virtue, which requires everyone to start from me, practice and persevere from now on. Only in this way can we have a real "Everyday Festival". Finally, the author also made a couplet, which is a supplement to the couplet before the article. Part one: beauty lies in saving food, money and financial resources; Downstream: Germany is saving water, electricity and energy; Horizontal criticism: saving is a virtue.
Step 2 save happiness
A typist in a company has to deal with more than 3,000 yuan of office supplies and mailing expenses every month. Faced with the manager's request to save money, he thought, "What does the high cost have to do with me? What can I do as a little typist? " However, with the improvement of economic understanding, he began to try some small reforms in his work, such as using double-sided copy paper, which received immediate results. The monthly office supplies and mailing expenses are reduced by half compared with before. The dedicated person said with deep feelings: "I feel happy when I think that my small position can save so much money for the company in one year."
Where does the fun of saving come from? In a sense, saving is a healthy and upward attitude towards life, a quality accomplishment and a virtue. Many times, in many places, saving is not "what can and can't be done", but "what can and can't be done". Anything can be done as long as you are willing to do it. If we regard saving as an opportunity to create value and shape ourselves, we will do everything possible to practice saving and realize the sense of accomplishment of "many a little makes a mickle." If saving is regarded as trouble and burden, it is bound to be a passive response and turn a blind eye to waste.
Saving is like a well. Digging deep will not only open up the source of wealth, but also bring joy to your heart. Why not?
The canteen dumps one acre of grain a week.
The rice dumped in the university canteen in a week is equivalent to the output of an acre of land! The electricity wasted by the school in one year is enough for an ordinary family to use for 58 years! This is the result of a college student's own investigation.
Faced with these shocking figures, everyone needs to ask himself: "Why waste it?" Because you can do whatever you want with money? The money is yours, but the resources belong to everyone! Because the food is not delicious? This is a fucking sophistry theory! The food in the canteen may not be perfect, but it is also the result of labor. When you pour food into the trash can, it constitutes disrespect for other people's labor and a waste of parents' blood and sweat. It should be noted that no one has the right to waste! You can't be so ignorant and numb!
In just one week, the rice equivalent to an acre of land was dumped, indicating that waste is widespread. However, what is more terrible than the phenomenon is the indifference of students and the extreme lack of awareness of saving. Therefore, it is not enough to reflect on waste painfully. Schools need to formulate practical rules and regulations for saving resources and put them into practice. More importantly, they should educate students to form the habit of thrift and publicize the consciousness of thrift. As college students, we can't treat saving as a trivial matter. Zhuge Liang said, "Be quiet to cultivate one's morality, and be frugal to cultivate one's morality." It can be seen that thrift is really a necessary condition for a person to cultivate one's self-cultivation.
Composition material: fatherly love
Behind each of us, there is not only a great mother but also a great father. He propped up a blue sky for us with his shoulders. He is the pillar of our family and our hearts. Father likes mountains. Many people will choose the topic of fatherly love when writing in the college entrance examination. The following is the composition material about fatherly love.
With fatherly love, children are happy; With fatherly love, teenagers are full of confidence; With father's love, young people will be sunny; Have a father's love and be carefree in middle age; With fatherly love, happiness in old age has no borders; With fatherly love, everything goes well; With fatherly love, there is everything ... fatherly love is like poetry, fatherly love is like water, and it is silent but warm around me.
Fatherly love is actually very simple. It is like white wine, spicy and warm, intoxicating; It is like coffee, bitter and mellow, easy to cheer people up; It is like tea, plain and kind, which makes people naturally fresh; Just like a bonfire, it is warm but daunting, and it is easy to get excited.
Father's shoulders are like mountains, you can rely on them; Father's chest is like the sea, so he can swim. Father's hand is like a rudder, which makes you sail and sail; Father's heart is like iron, you can beat it; Father's love is like wine, which makes you intoxicated; Father's love is like cotton, you can participate ... and the only thing that father can't give you is his strong and affectionate eyes and tears!
Father is a mountain, tall and mighty ... Maybe sometimes we don't need a lot, maybe sometimes we get bored, but my father will always be there, quietly waiting for us to go home. ...
Maybe my father seldom communicates with us, but his love for us is great. As long as he can give us something, he will fight for it regardless of himself, just for our smiling faces. When we encounter difficulties, it is my father's strong eyes that accompany us through the difficulties. Thank you, father.
Composition material: refuse temptation
A young man asked the old man, "How can I successfully climb to the top of my dream?"
The old man smiled, picked up a piece of paper from the ground, folded a boat and put it on the river beside him. The boat was quiet and impatient, and sailed forward in the current without saying a word. On the way, butterflies and flowers flirted with it, but it moved on silently.
The old man said: "There are too many money, beauty, status, reputation and temptations in a person's life. Choose the goal of struggle, stop on the way because of thinking about money, sink because of lust for beauty, be impetuous because of longing for fame, and lose sleep because of grabbing status. Therefore, it is difficult to sneak silently toward the established goal like a boat, unmoved by temptation. This is why some people often give up halfway and can't succeed. " The young man suddenly realized, packed his bags and climbed to the top of the mountain against the wind.
Composition material: buying shoes
Jenny found a shoe store with a clearance sale sign, so she went in and took a look. Suddenly, her eyes were attracted by a pair of red suspenders and sandals. Jenny just fits when she tries it on. Look at the price 17, it's too cheap. Jenny went to the cashier happily. The cashier looked at Jenny and said doubtfully, "Miss, do you really want to spend $ 17 on this pair of shoes?" Jenny wondered, "Isn't the price wrong? How much is it? " "No, there is something wrong with this pair of shoes. The one on the left is one yard bigger than the one on the right. Maybe a customer took it by mistake last time. I put it there and I'm not going to sell it. Otherwise, shall I change it for you? " Jenny looked at it carefully. Yes, the one on the left is slightly larger than the one on the right, but you can't tell it without looking carefully. Suddenly, she had a strange feeling in her heart.
Philosophy reflected by jokes
1. Father and son passed the gate of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride in this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!" "The father replied airily," People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! "Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude?
After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear." We are so used to seeing others and ourselves by different standards that we are often strict with ourselves.
My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband has been nagging: slow down! Watch out! The fire is too big! Turn the fish over! Shovel up! Too much oil! "Husband," the wife blurted out, "I know how to cook." "Of course you know, wife." The husband calmly replied, "I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving." It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's point of view and position.
4.a: "The new neighbors are so hateful. Last night, in the dead of night, he suddenly came over and rang my doorbell hard. " B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? " Answer: "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet." Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different. When you are faced with contradictions and disputes, first think about whether you are wrong or not, and maybe you can put it down soon.
One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery, a truck drove up to him. The driver with black teeth rolled down the window and shouted at him, "pig!" " Zhang Sanyue thought more and more puzzled, more and more angry, so he rolled down the window and turned to curse: "You are the pig!" " No sooner had he finished cursing than he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road. Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others. Before unknown so, you should learn to hold back your emotions and observe patiently so as not to regret it afterwards.
Classic story of friendship: the most precious friendship
A friend's "record"
This is an Arabic legend. Once upon a time, two friends were traveling in the desert. On the way, they quarreled about one thing. The more they quarreled, the more fierce they became. One of them slapped the other.
The person who was beaten felt very wronged. With a sullen face, he wrote a line in the sand without saying a word: "My good friend slapped me today."
They walked on. Finally out of the desert. But when crossing the river, the man who was slapped by his friend accidentally almost drowned, but fortunately he was rescued by his friend.
After being rescued, he gratefully picked up a small sword and carved a line on the stone: "My good friend saved my life today."
A friend on the side asked inexplicably, "Why did you write it in the sand after I hit you, but now it is engraved on a stone?" The man smiled and replied, "When you are hurt by a friend, write it in a place that is easy to forget, and the wind will be responsible for erasing it;" On the contrary, if we get help from our friends, we must engrave it in our hearts, and no wind can erase it. "
China Speech Network expert's words: Indeed, in real life, even the best friends will have differences and frictions, and sometimes they may hurt each other. But we must be clear that the friend's injury is unintentional and the help is sincere. So, just like this Arab, let us forget those unintentional injuries, remember those who really helped you, and cherish the most precious friendship in the world.
This profound story has wide applications. As parents or teachers, when children quarrel or have a "cold war" because of trivial matters, we can tell them this story seriously and tell them not to be upset about the harm between friends, but to think more about the help of friends and let them take the initiative to raise the olive branch of friendship and get back together; At the same time, when people around us tell us about friends (including lovers and spouses) or even swear to break up, in order to calm their anger, we can quietly tell them this story and then ask a profound question: "Why should I tell you this story?" Inspire them to think deeply and beneficially through this question; Finally, this story can also be used in public speaking. We can tell this story with true feelings, and promote the viewpoint of "forget those unintentional injuries, remember those who really helped you, and cherish the most precious friendship in the world" and push our speech or speech to a climax.
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