A joke about brewing wine

The inventor of wine is Du Kang. Who's Du Kang? He is Shun's son. When Shun was in power, the world was ruled and there was more food to eat, but the people only had food and nothing to drink. One day, Du Kang saw something dripping from the granary because of rain, so he gave it to Shun. I feel very astringent after drinking it. How to drink something so astringent? Shun ordered Du Kang to make wine and ordered him to finish it within one year. If he doesn't finish, he will be beheaded. Du Kang didn't know how to do it, so he took some water from the granary and drank it. After drinking, he fell asleep At this time, he dreamed of an old man with a white beard and told him that the water in the granary almost helped him. Nine days later, under the big banyan tree in the west, he will meet three people before You Shi, and each person can succeed by adding a drop of blood. Du Kang woke up and waited for nine days under the big banyan tree in the west. After a while, a white-flour scholar came. Du Kang told him to wait and asked the scholar for a drop of blood. The scholar asked him why, and he said that his father had ordered a glass of wine. If you can't do it, you will be beheaded. A white-bearded fairy said it took three people and a drop of blood to make it. Hearing this, the scholar cut his hand and shed a drop of blood. After waiting for a while, a samurai came, and Du Kang also explained the reason. The samurai also generously shed a drop of blood. But no one came again, and the time was almost up. Looking back, Du Kang found a fool asleep under the big banyan tree. There was no way out. He took a drop of blood from the fool's hand. Du Kang is made by adding blood and giving it to Shun. Shun thought it was delicious, so he asked what it was called. Du Kang thought about it and said that I waited nine days to succeed, so I called it a bar. How to write wine? It is caused by taking three drops of blood before the unitary word, so add three drops of water before the unitary word. So when people drink now, at first, they are still gentle. That's the blood of scholars at work. After three rounds of drinking, they began to do great things. That's samurai blood at work. After drinking, grab a drink. That's not a fool. It's hard to get over the hangover by drinking tea. Many people will rely on anti-hangover drugs, strong tea, coffee and other anti-hangover remedies after drinking too much. These substances have no hangover effect. In fact, most "popular" anti-hangover drugs only contain stimulants, vitamins and amino acids, which only provide soothing and calming effects, but have no anti-hangover effect. As for the strong tea that people often drink, if it is really used to sober up, it is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire. Alcohol will first directly damage the gastric mucosa, leading to gastritis, gastric and duodenal ulcers, and even gastric bleeding. However, strong tea and coffee can also stimulate the gastric mucosa and induce gastric acid secretion, so drinking strong tea and coffee will contribute to the damage of gastric mucosa after drinking. Alcohol can accelerate blood flow, dilate blood vessels, stimulate the heart and make the heart beat faster. Theophylline in tea also has the function of exciting the heart, which increases the burden on the heart with both hands. Therefore, drinking tea is not appropriate. So what if you want to sober up after drinking too much? The best way to drink too much is to spit it out, drink more water or vinegar syrup to relieve alcohol, or take some drugs, such as antacids such as aluminum phosphate, to reduce the stimulation of alcohol on gastrointestinal mucosa.