Humorous jokes that burn the brain

I just opened the website a few days ago and watched a comedy movie "Fly Paper". I was very surprised. Baidu looked at it and found that the public's score was not high. I don't know why, maybe I was dragged down by the topic.

The title of this film is also very unique. Not only did it fail to develop the highlights of the film, but it was completely restored.

There are 14 main plot characters in the whole film, and the relationship is complicated. As listed below, foreign names are too difficult to remember, so I will substitute them according to the characteristics of the characters.

1, male owner

Man is a handsome guy with high IQ, a customer who comes to the bank to handle business, and is responsible for collecting and reasoning most of the information in the film, referred to as Xiao Shuai for short.

2. hostess

This person is a beautiful woman with adventurous spirit and is about to marry a rich man. She is a sister at the bank counter, called Damei for short.

3. FBI officer

The film is the first walk-on, and the first person dies at the beginning, which fully shows the bad taste of the screenwriter.

4. Miss Swiss Bank

I don't even remember if she has lines.

5. Bank branch manager

The man is a diabetic old man, and his identity in the play is a bank executive, referred to as big brother for short.

6. Consultant of Loan Department

Everyone is a confident and expressive middle class elite.

7. Computer man

To upgrade the IT of the bank security system, which is also the starting point of this drama to rob the bank.

8. Black female cashier

Unknown person, referred to as black fat.

9. Fat security guard

Unknown person. To avoid spoilers, I can only say that everyone has a hidden identity.

10, Elite Bandits

Three robbers: Dahei, in charge of the metal cutting and reconciliation team; Jewish, bald; Xiao Bai's performance is very contradictory. The lines always say, don't kill them, but it seems that they didn't kill them in the end.

1 1, two stupid thieves: peanut butter and jelly, mainly responsible for joking.

The bank security system needs to be upgraded, so the computer man was invited, but the computer man sold the information about the system upgrade, which attracted two gangs of robbers on the bright side. This is the cause of the film.

Sort out the overall plot:

? At first, Xiao Shuai and Da Mei exchanged money. Here, the dialogue shows the strong analytical ability and high IQ of the male host.

Then, according to the observation, I had a premonition that robbery was about to happen and I fell on that woman.

In this case, Xiao Shuai was not scared, but went forward to dissuade two groups of robbers and stole the wallet of the deceased. So according to Xiao Shuai's suggestion, the division of labor and cooperation, elite robbers conquer the vault, and stupid thief gangs fight against ATM.

Then the hostage was locked in the house and the handsome boy climbed to the ceiling.

The stupid thief couldn't read the Chinese instructions, detonated the bomb, the door was blown open, the elite robber's computer was dropped, and Xiao Shuai was dropped.

After returning to the hostage room, Xiao Shuai exposed the computer man who sold the information. The computer man admitted to selling the information, but he didn't know who the information was sold to or why two groups of robbers came.

The robber said, "I'm surprised that only two groups of robbers came today."

In order to prevent the stupid thief from making trouble, the elite robbery gang sent Xiao Bai to monitor the stupid thief and returned to the hall with two stupid thieves to check the leaderboard.

At the same time? The bald Jew among the elite robbers watched Xiao Shuai and Da Mei go to the toilet, and Xiao Shuai found night vision goggles in the toilet.

Xiaoshuai found a gun on the dead FBI police officer, judged the identity of the deceased, and analyzed from the perspective of bullets that the bald Jew among the elite robbers was the murderer.

Two robbers quarreled and went out, leaving the man to look for the remote control key in the bald Jewish population.

Big black among elite robbers thinks things are out of control and robbery is not feasible. He packed his things, picked up the pump and left.

Xiaobai decided to cooperate with the stupid thief, and the hostage was taken to the room to stay. Xiao Shuai began to climb to the ceiling again. How did he know that he had dropped the vase and was found by the robbers?

Jelly was sent to check the situation and found Xiao Shuai. Handsome chatted with Jelly and got a fax.

In the room, Dayu, the bank manager, fainted on the ground because he couldn't find glucose injection. Everyone was looking for medicine for him. (Note that only Miss Switzerland is holding the boss's head at the moment. )

Damei rushed to the room where Xiao Shuai talked to Jelly, told Xiao Shuai to leave, and Xiao Shuai took Jelly's gun.

When looking for medicine, the black female staff found that the fat security guard had a criminal record.

? Xiao Shuai found the medicine for big brother.

The bank is closed, like a secret room, and the murderer is among us.

Damei, the hostess, took a voucher from Miss Switzerland's chest and found that Miss Switzerland worked in a bank.

According to three faxes, the man and handsome found that this was not a robbery. A mastermind designed the event and called two groups of robbers and Miss Switzerland. In front of everyone, the man analyzed that everyone was manipulated and pointed out that Drumm, the world's number one bank robber, was among the nine people alive.

Under the drag of all the stupid thieves and hostages who didn't do their duty, conscientious Xiaobai blew up the vault. Xiaobai and two stupid thieves left after loading the money, and were threatened by heavily armed hostages to leave together.

The man named Xiao Shuai appeared and said that it was impossible for everyone to walk out of the bank because he took the battery of the remote control of the security system. Damei, the female host, said that Xiaoshuai, the male host, took the battery of the remote control and was the first on the list, that is, the murderer. The man took the opportunity to escape upstairs and pulled down the switch.

Damei turned on the switch.

Big brother came out slowly with a gun and shouted "Knock, knock, come out". The man and the handsome boy hid under the counter. The alarm clock rang and was found. They crossed the aisle, rolled under another counter and leaned against the post next to the counter.

The man named Xiao Shuai began to tell: he pulled the switch and rushed to the toilet, waiting for Drumm. As a result, the bank manager appeared and took the night vision goggles.

The boss tried to defend himself, but he saw that Damei, the hostess, had pointed a gun at himself, and said that all this was a trap set by Xiaoshuai and Damei for Drumm.

The male host Xiaoshuai gave the remote control key and battery to two stupid thieves, and the two stupid thieves left with their money on their backs (because the female host said that the insurance company would pay the bill) and explained that they would go to Cancun for a holiday.

When the police car came, the man took the transcript and told the police that the stupid thief peanut butter and jelly had taken the money and that they had fled to Winnipeg.

The police informed that all northern passages should be blocked.

At this time, there was a scene where the police helped Damei put many boxes of wedding gifts in the trunk of the car.

Damei, the female host, also got on the bus with some wedding gift boxes, and the male host Xiaoshuai was actually in the co-pilot.

? According to the analysis of the male owner, the real identity of the female owner is the third female bank robber, requesting cooperation. The man said, "You know we will be good partners." The hero and heroine kissed and drove away.

There are 1000 Hamlet among 1000 audiences.

? The film appeared on the wanted list about 37 minutes later.

No.65438 +0, Dram, Weizler; He has a perfect escape record, the highest single average robbery amount, and a perfect and thorough plan. He killed 20 people in Baltimore and fled with tens of millions.

Second place, Mick Nylon and his team;

Third place, Alexis Black;

12, Darun and Weinstein; (wanted 15 years or more)

No.68, Gates; (Online fraud ranks fourth)

674, peanut butter and jelly.

There are 14 people, 5 robbers and 9 hostages in the film.

Five robberies: List12,68,674. The sooner you go, the sooner you die.

Nine hostages, almost everyone has a hidden identity.

The bank manager is the first on the list, the Greek beauty is helping the list to launder money, the computer man is selling news to the list, and the FBI is tracking the list;

The hostess ranked third;

Fat security guard is a former bank robber (poor bank);

The tentative innocent people are: male owners, loan department consultants and black female tellers.

This film is a rare humorous comedy, with constant laughter, and it is very natural, and the actors' overall acting skills are also online. Even though there are inevitable flaws, it is still a good movie worth seeing. At the same time, friends who like to burn their brains can also dig deep into the details, and the open ending can be freely associated.