When chatting, I waited for my boyfriend for more than an hour and a half before coming back. He said, don't you know about adults?

I spent 1 hour 43 minutes and 7 seconds tonight, deeply reflecting on the content and format. This is a summary writing task comparable to a large-scale project, which may not be completed in a day or two, but I will try my best to finish it after work. Therefore, I have to finish the preface before I can get to the point, grasp the main points and study the cause, development and result of the matter in depth, so as to get education in the review, find a way out in the review and get out of it. In the process of reflection, I drank a cup of boiled water and went to the bathroom without playing games. The above facts are accurate, please check them. The following is my review report, and the shortcomings can be negotiated.

Through this profound self-reflection, I am soberly aware that the two-year-long marriage life has fully proved that my wife is gentle, virtuous, diligent, intelligent and well managed, and she is a rare good wife. As a husband, I am a perverse, frivolous and selfish husband, and what I have done is really worth discussing. The following is my analysis of my bad behavior, please have a look at the leaders:

1. At the beginning of our acquaintance, I shouldn't have gone to see you with a playful attitude and dressed myself like a person, so that you couldn't tell whether I was a wolf or a sheep. What's more, I shouldn't let you wear a short skirt and a backless T-shirt to fully satisfy my eyes and hands. I fantasize about your death, so that a part of me has been in a state of extreme excitement, and the pain is not just coughing. The last thing I should do is to drop you after drinking, so that you can fully understand my abnormal nature and despise me, and so on. I should boil the frog in warm water, and turn you into my wife's when you can't jump even if you want to, so be fully prepared, hehe. . Angels are not necessarily the ones who can fly. He may be a bird man. I feel like me. This is extremely bad in nature. In this matter, let your young mind be blinded, let your view of things change qualitatively, and apply this view to me completely. Alas. . But in the following time, you fully demonstrated your charm and talent, and completely turned me into a big pervert.

It's my fault that I didn't let you go out for a drink when you were leaving. Hey, hey, I was right not to let you go, and it was the right thing I did. Uh,,,,, Go on and say I was wrong. I shouldn't drink, let alone ask my boss for a bottle of Erguotou with a high height, and I shouldn't finish it in a few mouthfuls. Well, it's like drinking pesticides. But when you said you were leaving me, I thought, even Pan An's charming figure will be dumped, which is not a fart. I am sad, painful and sad. I don't have the guts to drink pesticides, so I will. I didn't expect this wine to taste worse than pesticides. After drinking, I felt dizzy. My left foot is on the right and my right foot is on the left. I have grown so big that no one has ever given way to me when I walk. That time, people got out of the way in advance at a place more than 5 meters away from me. I'm so proud. When my pride ended, I vomited. As a result, I am even more proud. I became a no-man's land within 10 meters, and they were all afraid of me. . . When I got home, uh ... I don't know if I went back, but I know you found me after all. I was in the hospital because I didn't consider staying in the hospital after drinking. Did you stay with me for two days and one night or how long? I don't remember. . . Worried about me, nervous. . This is my fault. I overestimated my capacity for drinking and underestimated your endurance. Actually, you'll feel bad if I drink less and pretend to be drunk, won't you, wife? Hey hey. .

I really need to seriously review the incident of surfing the internet all night. What happened to me when I couldn't stand the temptation at that time. In retrospect, what I did was great. My skin is as jade at home, and my wife is as soft as sheep fat. What subnet can I go to? Is surfing the Internet really more tempting than sleeping with your wife? I made an unannounced visit after summing up and learned from my mistakes. Completely abandoned the previous ideas and ushered in a new ideological baptism. Surfing the Internet is for people who have no wives, but for lonely people. That's not watching A online, it's more comfortable than at home. Games played on the internet, now it seems that they are not gamers? Not only physical and mental fatigue, but also affect the harmony between husband and wife, endocrine disorders. In case any Internet cafe is dying like Blue Speed. So, my wife, you must believe me. I have completely lost interest in internet cafes now, and I don't know what to play when I go. In addition, there is a computer at home. I don't go to internet cafes, and my computer wife is preferred. I just send and receive emails, make work reports, make work forms, watch movies, chat and play cards. This matter will never be the cause of discord between you and me in the future. . . Hey hey. .

Speaking of shopping, although I am an old man, you always asked me to go shopping with you before, but I didn't agree. Do you agree Still no promise? But I promise, when you come back, I will go shopping or go to the bathroom with you. When you go shopping, you go in and I go out. Don't always compete with me. I dare not rush you if you rob me. . . I'll give you a bag, I'll beat your legs when you're tired, I'll spit on you when you say this dress doesn't look good, I'll tell him that his things are not good when you bargain with the shopkeeper, and I'll find you a stick when you quarrel with the shopkeeper. Well, I'll just do it. . . . You like fish with Chinese sauerkraut and diced chicken rice noodles. I'll eat them with you. Although I haven't eaten for two years and I'm not greedy, it's still delicious. I wouldn't say you have no taste. Remember to ask Fu to put more pepper when cooking. . . .

5. Well, let's talk about your body shape. You always ask me if you are fat. I shouldn't say you are, because I really can't see where you are fat. Actually, you're in good shape now. I sometimes think it would be better if you were a little fatter. . . Local, of course. Um ... Well, is that all right? I don't like girls with backbone. I might say that you are getting fat by mistake, which is for your own good. Don't you always care about your body shape? You see, with my constant attention and your deliberate restraint, your figure has always been perfect. Besides, if you get fat after eating something, it's a ghost. I ate three or four times as much as you, and now it's still 130 kg. Whoops, poor thing, I just want to get fat. . God, earth, please help me. .

6. That time you permed your hair with Jiezi, I shouldn't be reluctant because there was someone at home. We shouldn't let others visit our house when my wife has a perm. The world is big, but the wife is the biggest. In fact, my wife's perm looks better and more beautiful than before, and I don't feel anything. . . I know my wife permed my hair. Not only do I not encourage this kind of behavior, but I also discourage my wife's pleasure with various reasons. You asked me if the perm looked good, and I said yes. You are very happy; Further verification, I said OK; You asked if it was good-looking, and I replied that it was not as good-looking as before, which made you very sad. This is my fault. In the future, such replies will be subject to the first time. Because I talk like a war, I gather, then fall and finally run out. What you always say makes you want to crush me. . . .

7. And commuting. Every time you say let me pick you up, I don't listen, so you are often angry and heroic, and you despise me. . . . I shouldn't try to stop your infatuation with me on the grounds that our shifts are different. After all, I'm also three-legged, cold-resistant and heat-resistant. I have stood the test of time and practiced the skill of not touching a leaf among thousands of flowers. For this small request, I will go forward regardless of difficulties. Be caring and attentive to you after work, and promise to go shopping cleanly after work. When you get home, serve tea and water, do laundry and cook, and provide you with special services for free. . . . .

8. I always suspected that you were too generous before, but through my three years of living alone, I found that I could do it if someone took care of me. Once nobody cares, everything will be sloppy. I haven't washed clothes for a week, my socks are disposable, and I don't brush my rice after eating a bowl of rice. I counted the hot water in the thermos several times, but I didn't clean the floor. I often think of the dust on the table, and cigarette butts are everywhere. Life is in trouble. Your departure created a tragedy for me. . The party, I miss you, I am eager to return to the embrace of the organization and feel the warmth of being the master of the country. . . . . Meowed, Chinese cabbage, poor thing, two or three years old, gone. . . . .

9.。 . . . This is about friends. You said: If only I were so kind to you and my friends. Hehe, my friend, for that rabbit, he got several retribution, married a powerful woman, and has been in business since now. Won't bother us again. He's miserable enough, and besides, he misses you very much. Please tolerate him when you come back. Last time he got married, you didn't go. He was very concerned. . Hey hey, it supports you to stay with me. Zhao Jiner, a small boss, is too busy in both stores, let alone looking for me. . Ha ha. Besides, they are not short of money now, and we have no money to give them. The way to have a wife, Feng Qiang is not that kind of person, and several of them are not in Weifang. Then other friends, damn it, who will borrow money if they love? Don't borrow it, go out to play? No (unless you bring your wife). Drinking? I have to bring my wife. Shopping? What street is my wife walking with you? Are you all right?

10. Smoking is harmful to health, smoking has an impact on the survival rate of * *, and smoking will also have an impact on our baby. Therefore, I will gradually eradicate this cancer. But I remember someone saying how much they like me to drink, smoke and kiss her. . . . Why? What's the special feeling? Uh, but since my wife said so, there must be a reason. Nothing more than waiting until there is any special need to smoke that one. Ahem, but this thing should be able to quit slowly. Let my wife keep the cigarettes. Three cigarettes a day is enough. As for drinking, I personally think that as long as it is not excessive, there should be no problem. In addition, it can cultivate sentiment and harmonious atmosphere. Romantic phone calls can improve our quality of life, thus establishing a harmonious relationship between husband and wife and improving the sweetness index. It is the best weapon to deepen the feelings of husband and wife, melt the ice of differences, please the old father-in-law, brother-in-law, cousins, uncles, drinking sisters-in-law, aunts, cousins and so on. Honey, are you okay? Hey hey.

1 1. Oh, what an evil word! I wish I were an automatic printing machine. . . It's too painful to write one word at a time. It's 3: 35 now, that's all. . Ouch. . . But the motivation is still quite sufficient. Stop writing, I have to work tomorrow. I can't write until after work tomorrow. . The total word is still a long way from the word mark. It is expected to be completed in four days. Wife's adult You must be considerate of my pain. . . Ouch. . . .

It's 22: 19. The code word work of this day began again. I fell asleep in the car today because the code word was coded too late yesterday. I think I'd better write it today. Write the rest tomorrow. Um ... Yes 1 1. . . . . . . . . . . . Actually, I want to write the ending. I don't know how to write. . . Hey, write about life. You always feel that I don't value you and don't give you nice clothes. Shoes. Skirt. In fact, I think people look good in everything they wear. People are subjective reasons, and clothes are objective reasons. . Hehe, honey, don't you think? After we make money, you can keep it all. You can do whatever you want. I apply for clothes from you one week in advance, and I hope my wife will approve it. Besides, I don't worry if you wear a beautiful crazy bee and a butterfly follows one. Now the society is so chaotic, it is good to wear good clothes at home. Then, at home, I like to see you wearing only underwear. How cute. . Get good clothes from this. . . . . I have to do this. . . . . . . I will be your sidekick every day, so let your jealousy go. . .

12. Wife, let me tell you a story. . Don't think I'm interrupting. Once upon a time, there was a vowel temple. Every day, many people burn incense and worship Buddha, and the incense is very strong. On the beam in front of the Yuanyin Temple, a spider made a web. Because it is smoked by incense and devout worship every day, spiders have Buddha nature. After 1000 years of practice, the Buddha nature of spiders has increased a lot.

Suddenly one day, the Buddha came to the vowel temple and was very happy to see the incense here. When I left the temple, I suddenly looked up and saw the spider on the beam. The Buddha stopped and asked the spider, "It's really fate that you and I finally met. Let me ask you a question. What have you learned after practicing for more than 1000 years? How about it? " The spider was very happy to see the Buddha and agreed quickly. The Buddha asked, "What is the most precious thing in the world?" The spider thought for a moment and replied, "The most precious things in the world are' not getting' and' losing'." The Buddha nodded and left.

In this way, after another thousand years, spiders are still practicing on the beams of Yuanyin Temple, and their Buddha nature has greatly increased. One day, the Buddha came to the temple again and said to the spider, "You are all right. Do you have a deeper understanding of the problem a thousand years ago? " The spider said, "I think the most precious things in the world are' not getting' and' losing'." Buddha said, "Think again and I'll come to you again."

Another thousand years later, one day, a strong wind blew a drop of dew onto the spider web. The spider looked at the dew, saw it crystal clear and beautiful, and suddenly she fell in love with it. Spiders are happy to look at manna every day. It thinks this is the happiest day in three thousand years. Suddenly,

Another strong wind blew away the dew. The spider suddenly felt that she had lost something and felt very lonely and sad. At this time, the Buddha came again and asked the spider, "Spider, have you ever thought about this question for a thousand years: What is the most precious thing in the world?" The spider thought of manna and said to the Buddha, "The most precious things in the world are' not getting' and' losing'." Buddha said, "Well, since you have such an understanding, I will let you go to earth once."

In this way, the spider reincarnated into the butler and became a rich woman. Her parents named her spider. In a blink of an eye, the spider was sixteen years old and became a slim girl. She is very beautiful and lovely.

On this day, the new champion-Sergeant Langganlu, the emperor decided to hold a celebration banquet for him in the future. Many young girls came, including Spider and Princess Changfeng, the little princess of the emperor. Champion Lang performed poetry and showed his talent at the dinner party, and all the girls present were impressed by him. But the spider is not nervous or jealous at all, because she knows that this is the marriage given to her by the Buddha.

A few days later, as luck would have it, when the spider accompanied her mother to burn incense and worship Buddha, manna accompanied her. After burning incense and worshiping Buddha, the two elders were talking. Spider and manna came to the corridor to chat. Spider is very happy, and finally can be with the person he likes, but manna doesn't show love. The spider said to Ganlu, "Don't you remember what happened on the spider web of Yuanyin Temple sixteen years ago?" Ganlu was surprised and said, "Spider-woman, you are beautiful and attractive, but your imagination is a little rich." Then I left with my mother.

Spider came home and thought, since the Buddha arranged this marriage, why don't you remember it? Why doesn't manna have feelings for me?

A few days later, the emperor summoned the new champion Ganlu and asked her to marry Princess Changfeng. Spider and Prince Cao Zhi got married. The news came as a bolt from the blue to the spider. She thinks differently. The Buddha did this to her. If she doesn't eat or drink these days, her soul will be hatched and her life is at stake. Knowing this, Prince Cao Zhi rushed over, threw himself on the bed and said to the dying spider, "That day, among all the girls, I fell in love with you at first sight, and I begged my father for permission. If you die, then I will not live. " He picked up his sword and prepared to commit suicide.

At this time, the Buddha came and said to the soul of the soon-to-hatch spider, "Spider, have you ever wondered who brought you nectar (sweet deer)?" It was brought by the wind (Princess Changfeng), and finally it was taken away by the wind. Ganlu belongs to Princess Changfeng, who is just an episode in your life. Prince Cao Zhi is a grass in front of Yuanyin Temple. He looked at you for three thousand years and admired you for three thousand years, but you never looked down. Spider, I ask you again, what is the most precious thing in the world? " Hearing this, the spider seemed to suddenly realize. She said to the Buddha: "The most precious thing in the world is not' not getting' and' losing', but happiness that can be grasped now." Just after that, the Buddha left and the spider's soul came back. When she opened her eyes and saw Prince Cao Zhi who was about to commit suicide, she immediately put down her sword and hugged the prince deeply. ...

The story is over. Can you understand what the spider said at the last minute? "The most precious thing in the world is not' not getting' and' losing', but happiness that can be grasped now."

Wife. I know I was wrong. I have been reflecting on this confused mistake for three years. As the story says, our happiness is just around the corner. Don't torture yourself with our past and imaginary life. . In order to win leniency from the organization. At the beginning, I will sum up my own shortcomings and find and improve them in time.

1. I have many problems in my speech, including the needs of all parties, such as speech, tone and words. This must be corrected. Although it may not be changed in a short time, it will eventually be corrected. For example, every time we talk to you, sometimes we hang up for no reason. Originally, I didn't think so in my heart, and I didn't mean to, but my tone was wrong, which caused a misunderstanding.

2. My brain is too stupid. Although I love you very much, I have many sweet words to tell you. But it became a little careless to say it. You always think I am perfunctory, so that you are always skeptical of me.

3, doing things too carelessly, not considering the problem from the other side's point of view, not taking into account the other side's feelings. For example, sometimes it is clear that the other person doesn't like it, or feels wrong, and you really don't know it, but you still do what you think, and the result makes you unhappy.

4, sometimes the temper is very urgent and impatient, which easily leads to bad temper, mood swings and bad mood. In this way, it is not only bad for yourself, but also bad for others.

5, not very considerate, careful, what my wife said can never be taken seriously.

In order to truly correct my own problems and shortcomings, I will do the following in the future:

1, love your wife. Mainly concerned about her, considerate of her, always think of her, think of her everywhere. Treat her patiently and meticulously, coax her, and often make her happy.

2, the wife is always right, even if there is anything wrong, you can only euphemistically point out that you can't go against her. If my wife is angry, it must be my fault. I will immediately realize my mistake and confess to her.

3. spend time with your wife. If you are not busy at work or on duty, go down and spend as much time with your wife as possible. If your wife has no time, think about what you can do for her. In addition, when you are with your wife, don't think about work and put your studies aside. If you want to do other things, you must get your wife's permission.

4. Whatever your wife wants, you should satisfy it, even if you pick the moon in the sky, you should try your best to achieve it. Because in my heart, my wife comes first. As a husband, I should be obliged to meet all the needs of my wife.

No matter what decision you make, you should ask your wife's opinion and get her consent before you do it.

6. Resolutely correct all the above shortcomings, as well as the shortcomings pointed out by my wife in the future, and accept the inspection. What is written above may not be comprehensive, please ask your wife to criticize. However, wife, you know me best and should love me the most, so you should always point me out and remind me that I made a mistake or did something wrong. You can hit me and scold me, point it out mercilessly, and I will honestly correct it. Honey, I love you!

From now on, I only love you. I won't lie to you. Everything I promised you will come true. I won't lie to you. I believe you. If someone bullies you, I will come out to help you as soon as possible. When you are happy, I will be happy with you. If you are unhappy, I will also make you happy. I will always think you are the most beautiful, and I will dream that you are only in my heart. If another woman comes into my dream, it's completely a spring dream, and it has nothing to do with me. . . Wife. . There is still a lot to write. . . It's so late now. . I want to sleep. I checked. I think it's written. It's almost over. . I really don't know how to write it down. . Ouch. . . . . . . . . . Honey, forgive me. . . It is 0 1:23. . I wrote for a long time. . . . . Remember that 5+5 joke you told me? I am counting this number every day now. . . . Wife. Are you sleeping now? I must be asleep. It's so late. Pay more attention to your health. Weifang is very cold these days. I just don't trust you out there alone. . . Every time I want to calm down, yours will come, and then I will think, but I know you are also confused. Today, I saw a post on the Internet to the effect that. If in a few years, you are not married, and I am not married. Will you still marry me? I said it on the internet. Say for sure. Because, I believe that our hearts are still tied together, so we will not forget each other. Honey, the exact number of words now is. I think I can finish my self-criticism by tomorrow. I'm really attentive. I haven't eaten all night. I don't know how to write. I've been smoking. Keep watching, waiting for you. Wife. . I'm going to bed. I haven't had enough sleep these two days. . . . . Try again tomorrow. . . 0 1:44