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How stupid are the three kingdoms figures who were smashed with a good deck of cards?

Heroes and talents come forth in large numbers in the Three Kingdoms. Some of them are independent and some are in power. Among these three heroes, three are in power and have a good hand. As a result, I was beaten to pieces and I became stupid. Who are these three people?

First, the blade.

He Jin was the concubine of Emperor Han Ling in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. He was born a butcher, that is, he killed pigs. But blades is a general, and both the ruling and the opposition have power.

However, blades, as a general, was in power, but short-sighted and incompetent. Some eunuchs even played politics, and as a result, they were killed by eunuchs.

Blades as a general, master the relieving, in the face of a few eunuchs of the crisis, incredibly helpless, can't kill them, kill a few eunuchs, isn't it as simple as killing a chicken? Finally, I didn't expect the blade to lose its mind. He wants to invite Dong Zhuo, the county secretariat outside, to lead troops into Beijing and get rid of eunuchs by Dong Zhuo's hand.

This move is really bad. Dong Zhuo is the secretariat of Xiliang, and he is ruthless. Inviting him is inviting the wolf into the house. Is it necessary?

Besides, as a general, in the highest office, he can't kill a few eunuchs. How can such a person do great things?

Blades refused to listen to Yuan Shao's advice and insisted on inviting Dong Zhuo to lead the troops to Beijing. As a result, blades was killed by eunuchs before Dong Zhuo arrived.

According to the biography of the Three Kingdoms Dong Zhuochuan, Emperor Ling collapsed and Emperor Shao ascended the throne. General He Jin and a captain Yuan Shaomou tried to punish eunuchs, but they were rejected by the Queen Mother. Jin Nai summoned Zhuo's envoy to Beijing, and sent a letter saying, "Generals often receive orders from others to seize the sea for profit. Yesterday, Zhao Yang was promoted to the top of Jinyang, driving away the evil spirits on your side. When I ring the bell and drum like Luoyang, I will ask for concessions. " Trying to intimidate the queen mother. If you don't arrive, you lose.

It can be said that blades just stupid himself to death. Such people, even if they succeed, can't sit still.

Second, Yuan Shu.

Yuan Shu and Yuan Shao are brothers, Yuan Shao is his elder brother, Yuan Shu is his younger brother, and Yuan Gu IV is a three-fair, well-known family. And Yuan Shu and Lombardi are loners, with good strength. Yuan Shao lived in Jizhou, armed to the teeth, well-fed, and Yuan Shu dominated Huainan, dominating the world.

Originally, the two brothers cooperated, and Qi Xin worked together to achieve great things. And Yuan Shu just looked down on his brother Lombardi, thinking that Lombardi was an unmarried woman, very humble, and he was married and had a sense of superiority. So, the two brothers attacked each other and killed each other.

The Biography of the Three Kingdoms of Yuan Shu records that Shao has a gap with Liu Biao and Gongsun Zan in the north. Shao and Zan were at odds and went south to Liu Biao. His brother took two, far from being close friends.

As a result, the brothers were not United, allowing outsiders to take advantage of it and see jokes, which was finally eliminated by Cao Cao one by one.

After Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor, he abandoned his relatives and eventually died. He died a terrible death. Before he died, he wanted to drink a mouthful of honey, but he couldn't drink a mouthful of water. He was angry and vomited blood.

It can be said that Yuan Shu also had a good hand, but he also beat him to pieces and made himself stupid.

Third, Cao Shuang.

Cao Shuang is the son of Cao Fu Zhen, and Cao Zhen is SHEN WOO of wise SHEN WOO, who has made great contributions. Originally like a tiger, with his son, Cao Shuang was weak and incompetent, and he could not help the wall with mud and sand.

Cao Shuang as a general, in power, in power, Sima Yi took the photo, * * * assisted Wei Zhu. However, Sima Yi was wily. While the Cao Shuang brothers and the emperor were out of the city to pay homage to Cao Cao's mausoleum in Ping Ling, he suddenly staged a coup in the city, took control of the capital and seized power.

At that time, many people advised Cao Shuang to call on all military forces and soldiers to fight against Sima Yi in the name of general. However, he is not afraid of god-like opponents, but he is afraid of pig-like teammates. At the critical moment of life and death, Cao Shuang is infatuated with his beautiful wife and concubine, reluctant to part with the treasures at home, and voluntarily surrenders the relieving power, hoping to be a rich man.

Sima yi almost laughed off her fangs. Can you let him go easily? As a result, Sima Yi ordered the elimination of the three clans of Cao Shuang!

According to the biography of the reflection of Cao Shuang, when he was happy, he made a promise that Taiyi would declare the king, and he pleaded guilty to death, just to declare the king. So I don't want to be a cool brother and I'll pay you back later.

Cao Shuang, as a general, holds the relieving power, and the emperor is around. In the name of the emperor, he shouted against Sima Yi. How could Sima Yi be unbeaten?

And Cao Shuang short-sighted, no political mind, cowardice, incredibly take the initiative to surrender the relieving, is completely stupid.