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A one-liner joke

Those who are good-looking, come from a good family, and are cheerful, optimistic and positive are called sunshine. Those who have a cheerful personality but are ugly are those from poor families. Just live strong. That’s all. Isn’t it funny? Let’s take a look at a one-line joke!

One-line joke (1)

1. The reason why people live tiredly is because You can't let go of your airs, you can't save face, you can't solve the plot.

2. Confucius said that when three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.

3. If the sky falls, you hold it up, and I will cushion you!

4. Cannonball’s head was struck by lightning.

5. Since I got the mental illness, I have become more energetic.

6. If a woman’s work unit pays a thousand yuan, she will tell the man that the work unit has given one thousand yuan, and tell her friends that the work unit has given a thousand yuan; if a man’s work unit pays a thousand yuan, he will tell The woman received five hundred and told her friend that she received one thousand and fifty.

7. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is no longer there, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is a kind of courage! When this courage is no longer there, I am still there. Encourage yourself, this is called tragic!

8. Time and marriage will make a man mature, but time simmers slowly, while marriage stirs up quickly.

9. I have been to the women's restroom three times without entering!

10. I have no sleep at night, just want to have fun and have sex, no one is around, and a wild dog is doing the work.

11. I think a fly lying on the glass has a bright future, but I can’t find a way out?

12. ?What does it mean to be an optimist? Just Like a teapot, his butt is burning red, but he is still in the mood to whistle!?

13. Get out of here as far as your thoughts go.

14. The heavenly soldiers and generals in Zhang Jizhong's version of "Journey to the West" will be auditioned among city managers across the country? The city managers are very intimidating in terms of image style and combat effectiveness. It is very suitable to play the role of a mighty and civilized teacher who can be summoned, fight when he comes, and win the battle!"

15. If you look in the mirror and have to pay taxes, I am afraid some women will go bankrupt. < /p>

16. Nothing is more delicious than dumplings, and more fun than sister-in-law. One-line jokes (2)

1. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the materials are wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

2. When will the bright moon come? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

3. When the smart people have nothing to do, the stupid people come up with it. The method must be the most effective!

4. When facing the test paper, I found out that I had Bai Xuebei

5. Whoever said I was white, thin, and beautiful, I followed. He is a good friend.

6. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

7. In the eyes of fools, the wisdom of smart people is worthless. Value.

8. There is no rehearsal in life, it is live broadcast every day, not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

9. The effect of contraception: If it is not successful, it will become an adult. /p>

10. Why haven’t the old man’s rags come yet?

11. Life is easy. Life is not easy.

12. As a monster, my desire is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

13. Even if you kill me, you haven’t used the honey trap yet!

14. My love. In this world, no one can be sorry to anyone, only those who don’t know how to cherish others

15. In four years of college, no girl has ever asked me for directions. Today I drove my BMW back to my alma mater to do some errands, and within a short time there were five of them. A girl comes to ask for directions?

16. I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn.

In the spring I buried my wife in the soil, and in the autumn I will be shot!

17. How many cabbages does it take to sleep with me? One-sentence joke (3)

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1. For children who are afraid to go to the toilet after watching ghost movies, I would like to say that ghosts also have dignity. Which ghost will hide in your toilet at night and wait for you.

2. Having breasts does not necessarily mean you are a mother, but having money must mean you are a father!

3. You are not Huang Rong, you are just a locust. Why do you want Brother Jing? You really don’t want it. Face.

4. Life is like a cup of tea. It will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

5. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

6. If you want to succeed, you can’t have excuses. If you have excuses, you can’t succeed.

7. The biggest enemy in life is oneself; the biggest failure is arrogance; the biggest stupidity is self-deception.

8. She is not a TV set, so don’t keep staring at her.

9. Everyone is an "original" when he is born. Sadly, many people gradually become "pirated".

10. My lover calls me the third party!

11. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

12. Talk nicely to your boss Talking ugly words to subordinates, lying to wives, lying to lovers, telling jokes to acquaintances, and telling lies to strangers.

13. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

14. Are you crazy about "A Brief History of Time"? I don't pick up shit even if I have time?

15. Erection is not a panacea, but the inability to have an erection is a problem. No!

16. Why do they always broadcast clips of them finishing the manuscript after the news is over? Answer: To tell you, we brag about drafting!

17 .The future is bright, but there is no road.

18. If you hate a man, beat his woman into Li Yuchun so that he cannot enjoy the pleasure of the upper body. If you hate a woman, beat her man like Li Yuchun so that she cannot enjoy the pleasure of her lower body.

19. No one is born who is afraid of death, and no one is born who is afraid of death, so no one should be pretentious! ;