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Do you know which sentences with high IQ are harmful to others?
2, fart quickly, the heart is not good. Don't push, exercise.
Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance.
4. Be sure to grow into what you like in the next life, and then dislike you.
5. Get more sunshine, and no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.
6. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.
7. Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.
8, where there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love.
9. After which famous family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!
10, you are really a beauty. Only in the tunnel can you become a beauty, because there is no light.
1 1, I wanted to make a gorgeous turn, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.
12, the stomach is not terrible, what is terrible is that there is no real material in it.
13, the high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone for one year.
14. The eyes are the windows to the soul. I think your window should be cleaned.
15, will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?
16, you said that you, without a diploma, still learn from others' ugliness, but you are not smart and still learn from others' baldness!
17, lived for more than 20 years and failed to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.
What's wrong with my ugliness? It's you who's disgusting. I can't tell anyway.
19, once, I always envied my deskmate having the best deskmate in the world.
20. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!
2 1, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!
22. You really wasted your parents' time all night.
23. Are you there? I wish I was. Recently, someone stole pigs. I'm afraid something will happen to you.
24, I am a thin man, I can count the ribs when I am sad!
25, girl, you know not only the world, but also globalization! But girl, you must not dominate!
26. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
27. As the old saying goes, losing is a blessing. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.
28. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.
29. How do you care for your skin? I envy you. How can it be maintained so thick ~
30, it is said that the weight is only 100, either flat-chested or short.
3 1. Why does it look like a QR code? You don't know what you are without scanning.
Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.
33. The most painful thing in the world is to sleep well and be awakened by urine.
34. I haven't held hands for too long, and a chicken feet with pickled peppers feels very gentle.
35. There are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.
36. I advise you not to have plastic surgery, but to be reborn as soon as possible is more reliable!
37. I would rather believe in ghosts than your broken mouth.
38. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.
39. You look serious as if you can really understand people!
40. My spittle is used to count money, not to reason with you.
4 1, the prerequisite for others to give you face is that you have a brain first!
42. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.
43. If you use honey trap, I will cooperate with you.
44, you have your face value, I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.
45. God spread wisdom all over the world, but only gave you an umbrella.
46. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.
← 1 \8592; You are educated at Clayton University, and your boss values your blindness rather than your eyesight.
Time is a butcher's knife, but you are too ugly to do it.
When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't lose heart and despair. At least you know yourself.
Don't always call yourself single dog. According to your age, you should go to Zhu Yuanzhang's grave to camel the stone tablet. According to your appearance, you are the public enemy of Gao Laozhuang.
When God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you. Too bad you are too fat.
Your life is a process of ups and downs.
After talking so much about you, don't lose heart. You must live well. Because every day there is a new blow.
1, you lose weight effectively and your clothes are getting thinner and thinner.
I don't even believe in punctuation.
You are dressed dangerously, but you look safe.
No matter how cheap my feelings are, I can't give you a discount.
Don't say that you are not qualified to drive. You look illegal.
6. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
7. Time is a butcher's knife, but you are too ugly to start.
8. You don't have the temperament of a pig, but you have the image of a pig.
9. It's a pity that you don't want to be a cook, because you have messed up the pot too badly.
10, you look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and so weak.
1 1, since you got mental derangement, you have been much more energetic.
12, bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis is not expensive.
13. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.
14. Your words are like the teeth of an old lady. How much is true?
15, when things happen, we should first find the reason from ourselves, and don't complain that the earth is unattractive as soon as we can't shit.
16, you think your mother is everywhere in the world, and you have to be everywhere.
17. When God closes a door for you, he will definitely open a window for you. Too bad you are too fat.
18, your brain is still the same.
19, take my advice, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't enter the water.
With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained. So, you continue to be confused
2 1, I advise you to stay at home and pets are not allowed to run around in the street.
22. I don't swear, because I never swear.
23, eyes grow on the ass, only recognize clothes and not recognize people.
As a typical loser, you are really successful.
Seeing you makes me feel like I'm at the scene of a car accident.
The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you.
27. Don't show off those who are fat and have big ears. You don't care, but it affects the city!
I advise you not to make a fool of yourself. You're making things worse. I don't think you can change eating shit in your life.
29. Your five senses are almost catching up with horror movies.
30. Your stupidity is always so creative.
3 1, you have done stupid things all your life, and you are quite persistent.
32. Give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.
Don't look back when the waves are enough. I'm not waiting for the dog.
34. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?
35. I have never lied to you, because I don't lie.
When I throw a bone at the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?
37. Look at your five senses. No one will obey anyone.
38. Either you have a bad brain or you have no clue. Your heart is healthy except for one eye.
39. Let's eat fish sometime. I think you are very picky.
40. You look strange and erratic, and I can't help sighing at the magic of your parents.
4 1, God spread wisdom all over the world, so you brought an umbrella.
Don't bend over, I'm afraid the water in your head will pour out.
Since she was a flower, cow dung has disappeared.
44, people are not smart, but also learn from others baldness.
You have worked hard for so long, but if you have a little talent, you should show some signs of success.
46. Do you live by the sea? Too wide!
47. People like you can only live for two episodes in TV series at most.
48. Your cerebellum is so developed that it occupies all the space in your brain.
49. You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!
50. When treating you as a person, please try to act like one.
5 1, I really envy your skin, it is so thick.
52. You are as light as wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog and as romantic as the moon. In short, you are nothing like a human being!
53. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly look, he will definitely give you a very low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.
I didn't want to say it at first, but I felt sorry for myself if I didn't scold you.
Everything is going up, but you are getting cheaper and cheaper.
Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.
57. The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.
58. You don't have nothing. You are still sick.
59. If the country scores your looks, you can have a minimum living standard.
60. You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a person.
6 1, are you too busy to go to the bathroom by yourself?
62. You have so many pimples on your face that driving a tractor will overturn!
63. Know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?
64. Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.
65. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.
You are a good cook, aren't you? I think you are a good cook.
67, so heartless, your weight should be very light.
68. Tell me that you are rich and recognize Jiro as the master.
Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.
70. You are a natural motivator.
7 1. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.
72. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?
73. Don't act young. Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.
74. People have a lot of backgrounds, but you only have a back.
Will you stop shaking your head? It was smashed by water.
76. You are a cucumber, so you need to make a move.
77. How many times do you have to water it before you can have such wonderful flowers?
78. I said, why is your mouth so smelly? So you grew up drinking from the gutter.
79.look at you. Look at your back. You were in a hurry, and when you turned around, you scared away millions of soldiers.
80. You either have late puberty or early menopause.
8 1, look at you, you are so gentle, why can't you speak human words?
Not only pencils, but also you.
83. I look like you.
84. The world is bigger than what you lack.
You shouldn't be a bad person, which really wastes your sly eyes.
86. I really want to put you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are.
87. I am not good, but you are rubbish.
88. You look like a QR code. I really don't know what it is without scanning.
89. People in their sixties and seventies have a stroke, so you can join in the fun.
90. The world is crazy, and mice are mothers to cats.
9 1, your IQ is as thin as oxygen in the Himalayas.
92. I don't want to quarrel with you for fear of polluting my mouth.
93. Your new love is someone else's whore.
94. The ugliness of the whole world has been contracted by you.
95. If you are sick, you can cure it. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.
96. Do you have a head around your neck just to increase your height?
97. You look very creative and live with courage.
98. When Yan saw you, she was scared and cried for her mother.
99. You don't have to alienate me, because I have never looked down on you.
100, I called you just to listen to the dog barking.
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