Don't take lyrics for roadside wildflowers (funny version).

Be a groom every day and change brides every night.

Whether it's you or him,

Ten men have nine flowers and the other is a fool.

As long as the little girl around me doesn't lose her libido,

It doesn't matter if you pick some wild flowers. It's always boring to be with your wife.

It is always too expensive to be with a young lady, and it is always too tired to be with a little girl.

The flower of friendship is the most affordable. If you have nothing to do, get together with your classmates.

It's hard to break up a couple and fall in love with one.

Falling in love with two is the most valuable, falling in love with three is tied,

Falling in love with four is the most annoying thing, falling in love with five is easy to capsize,

If you fall in love with six, you are finished. If you want to find it, look outside.

Don't mess around at work, few of them,

Besides, the quality is not good, picking wild flowers and tasting game,

Want to find a foreign girl, no risk, no burden.

Sleep if you want, and dig into the basket is food.

Have sex with a young lady, sister, don't think big brother is fat,

Big brother has the power to make love, sister. Don't think that big brother has lost weight.

Big brother has a rhythm in sex, so don't think that big brother is old.

Big brother has skills in making love. I'm glad you are happy.

You can give as much as you fucking want, sister. Don't think big brother is thin.

Big brother is full of muscles, and he wants to fight when he sees women.

I don't have enough fun. Miss escort got the money,

They all compare the client to a dog, and he is as lewd as a flower dog.

Sweet words are often spoken, and thirty is like a running dog.

Following a 40-year-old woman, lascivious as a mad dog,

Seeing a woman bite, fifty is as horny as a hungry dog,

60-year-olds, young and old, are like dogs.

Seeing women is enough, big brother, don't worry,

Actually, it's good to be like a dog. Dogs are very useful.

Don't worry, big brother,

Actually, it's quite romantic like a dog, big brother. You are so handsome.

Little sister really loves you. You are the wind and I am the sand.

You are toothpaste, I am a brush, I am Malay, and you are a saddle.

I am a donkey, you are a whip, you are a fox and I am a leopard.

You are a mouse, I am a cat, you are wood, and I am glue.

You are meat, I am a knife, you are bone, I am marrow,

I will accompany you anywhere, you are outside, I am at home,

You are a vine, I am a melon, you are a pot, I am a flower,

You are father, I am mother, I am firewood, you are fire,

Thank you, big brother. You light me up. I'm happy without you,

Turn on the computer to play online, and hate the slow internet speed.

Waiting for infatuation, chatting online, getting married,

That's pure nonsense. If I call my big brother, don't wink at me.

Trees have skins, people have faces, and they don't complain about the land or the sky.

Just because your gun is too short, you are in a hurry to play romance,

When it comes to fighting, it is weak and the technology is not difficult.

You practice slowly with your wife in your arms, and the man is picking wild flowers outside.

You have to bring the money up, whip the big chicken, shoot the pheasant,

Take a broken cell phone, smoke and shake hands,

None of them are wild, but they want to smoke ashima.

If you don't work from people, you will get double happiness.

If you don't do things from your heart, you will be soft on China.

Do as you say, smoke with a pen,

Pick up girls and stick to it. If you smoke, you should smoke Changbai Mountain.

The identity must be very general, and it must be Hongtashan.

You must have a special identity. If you smoke, you have to smoke giant pandas.

Beautiful women are all contracted, and smoking requires seven wolves.

Either a gambler or a pervert, big brother, you are a tiger.

Little sister will dance with you, and we won't do the mass step.

Take it off if you want, chest to chest, belly to belly,

Step by step in half an hour, big brother jumped out of three legs,

Little sister jumped out of mineral water, big brother, you are so entangled,

I am embarrassed to pester my little sister. If you want to be really rich,

Little sister accompanied you to get married, but it turned out to be all men and women.

Now women are hitting on men. As long as you take a step forward,

You'll be finished sooner or later. I'll see if you can win.

Little sister, little sister, you are really good, and you speak simply.

Not only is sex tasteful, but true feelings are the most precious.

Since eldest brother soaked you up, he has forgotten all about his family.

My heart beats when I miss you during the day and I don't sleep when I miss you at night.

I think you have a big bubble in your mouth. Seeing your life will burn your sleeves.

As long as love is as deep as the sea and pockmarked face shines,

It's good to love you, but money is getting narrower and narrower.

Brother, you are crazy. You used to be a big pervert.

Little sister, little sister, you are really a wave, wandering in nine rivers and eight waters,

A trip to the left, a trip to the right, such a comfortable trip,

Brother, brother, you are so beautiful. You won't put the bullet down.

The barrel of a gun is getting braver and braver. I'll settle accounts when you're finished.

Little sister, you are so beautiful. You used to be a washed-up goods.

Family ties are like fire, and a class lasts for two hours.

Brother, you are so cool, eight steps in the aisle,

I have a beer belly on my leg and I'm wearing pants.

Little sister, little sister can really stop anyone from hitting you and hating you.

Hate you, hate you, hate you to death, find a buddy to play with you to death,

Draw you on football and kick you to death,

People hug you, but your wife drinks porridge with you.

Brother, you are so cool, wearing shorts with bare arms.

Show a beer belly, sleep with girls,

My brother took my sister's hand and hugged her again and again.

As long as you don't think your brother is ugly and has everything to eat, drink and wear,

If you don't love your brother, don't worry,

There are many beautiful women in the world, and she will be gentler than you.

Call little sister, don't try to be brave, find a rich man and enjoy happiness.

It doesn't matter how deep the feelings are. Now milk is your mother.

Little sister, don't be disappointed. Go to bed when you make a lot of money.

Safe, reliable, risk-free, enjoyable and beautiful,

Eat, drink and be merry for half a night,

I have the money, hope for the light, and compete with the gods every day.

Free, at leisure, talking and laughing, making money,

Tell big brother and sister to go together and hold her hand tightly.

You're ugly, I'm ugly, and I know it's hard to say,

If you hold a young lady's hand, you don't know when you can have it.

If you hold the baby's hand, it's like going back to 1899.

If you hold the hand of the pillar, kisses and hugs,

If you hold your lover's hand, as food is to spirits,

If you hold the pheasant's hand, you should do this.

If you hold your classmate's hand and regret not reaching out,

If you hold your buddy's hand and have everything,

If you hold your daughter-in-law's hand, it's like touching your right hand with your left hand.

If you hold the hand of an old woman, you won't feel anything.

If you hold a friend's hand, business is business, and you don't do it,

My little sister followed her brother and took his hand to pay the bill.

Find a restaurant to drink and drink all night.

Today's private room, with a smile, got married in a few words.

Take out a few RMB and do something boldly.

Brother, I love you just as mice love rice.

Waiting for you carefully, biting you to death,

Little sister, little sister, I love you as gangsters love prostitutes.

I will kill you once, I will kill you at night and during the day,

A rose, a kiss, a ring and a heart,

Don't be angry if you don't send roses, don't be serious if you want roses.

Meeting big brother is providence, and falling in love with big brother is affection.

It is my intention to miss my eldest brother, and it is my intention to love my eldest brother.

I hope big brother is true, as long as big brother's money is right,

At least leave good memories, integrate into society, be reasonable,

Don't compare yourself with others, be good or bad, depend on yourself.

No money in the pocket, no heart, no woman,

People who lack a blind nose get married, wolves find wolves, and tigers find tigers.

Dung beetles raped Lala Drum, and Qianshan has been in love.

No tips, no feelings, no love,

One hundred dollars and fifty minutes, I bet my youth on tomorrow,

If you don't tip, it's rape. When you say ten dollars, it means ten dollars.

Bring your own insurance supplies, and say 50 is 50.

Do you think little sister is worth it? When you say 100, that is 100.

You can change all kinds of postures at will, and say one thousand is one thousand.

Little sister will accompany you until dawn. If you say 10,000, it will be 10,000.

When you play enough, the more money you have, the more passion you have.

I am your pistachio, I earn money, you quench your thirst,

You can say as much as you want. Little sister, I want to get along with you.

No matter who can't stop me, who doesn't want to be here, I will be yellow.

Little sister, I am so crazy. I'll find it again when it's over.

Little sister is so popular. I was here when I finished.

Little sister, I am so cool. Kick if you don't get along well.

My little sister is loved everywhere, and the stars are so bright tonight.

My little sister is coquettish and romantic, and it is gloomy to turn off the light.

When men and women went to bed to fight, my brother was already sweating.

My sister still thinks that the internet speed is slow, and the more fierce the Vietnam War, the more electricity is played.

Say goodbye at dawn, no love, no hostility,

Keep a good impression in your heart, and you will worry when you go home.

Fuck a cow one night, and the wife and children shake their heads.

Everyone scolds wild flowers, but no one wins, picking wild flowers,

Try to be romantic, keep a sin in your heart,

A thousand words can't explain it, and the reputation of the holy road on earth still exists.