What are some funny stories that are suitable for senior one and senior two students?

The hospital has 100 fence to prevent patients from escaping.

Two mental patients still want to escape from the hospital. Trying to climb over the wall in the dark.

Turn to the thirtieth wall.

"Are you tired?"

"Not tired."

So the two continued to turn outwards.

Turn under the 60th wall.

"Are you tired?"

"Not tired."

So the two continued to turn outward and turned to the 99 th wall.

"Are you tired?"

"Tired!"

"Well, let's go home."

The blind and the lame ride motorcycles, the blind ride, and the lame watch the road. There is nothing wrong with the journey.

Turning a corner, the lame man suddenly found a ditch on the road and shouted, "ditch!" " Ditch! Ditch! "

Hearing this, the blind man sang, "Loy, Loy, Loy ..."

As a result, the blind and the lame fell into the ditch together with the car.

A Hollywood director decided to give his mother a birthday present. He heard that there was a bird.

Being able to speak 12 languages and sing 10 famous songs, I immediately decided to buy this bird.

For the sake of his mother, he spent 50 thousand dollars on it. On the second day of his mother's birthday, he called her.

"What do you think of this bird? Mom? "

His mother replied happily, "It's delicious."