Nokia humorous jokes

One day, I found that my mobile phone was missing. I searched my bag and every corner of the house, but it didn't work. I sat on the ground depressed, took out my mobile phone from my pocket and sent a short message to everyone: I lost my mobile phone ... When I was a soldier, a comrade-in-arms was in the countryside and the army just gave him an allowance. Because I haven't eaten KFC, I invited a few good comrades to eat together. When it was his turn to order, he said, Miss, only give me KFC ... I have a friend who is particularly willing to play lightning games on Nokia N95 mobile phone. I went to his house once and found him out, so I asked where his wife had gone. His wife easily said that he masturbated in the toilet, haha ...! Let me tell you something. When the college entrance examination was approaching in senior three, the old class held a class meeting and praised their good grades, saying, "I was an invigilator." I tell you, I have "supervised" all the college entrance examination students in the city! ! "We were lying at the bottom ... having dinner with a classmate, and I ordered a meaty vermicelli. There was a vermicelli in the middle of the meal, which was very long. When I sat in my seat and raised my hand to the highest level, I stood up, but it was endless. Then I stood on the stool in the canteen and finally finished eating. I happily said to my classmates, "damn, this vermicelli is really good." The students bowed their heads and smiled, but did not answer me. I looked around again. Oh, my God, the whole canteen is watching me. ...