Humorous joke: take advantage

1, toothless old people are recuperating in the hospital, and anonymous nurses often take advantage of them and take them away.

Food. One day, I found a plate of almonds. The old man said: this is from my friend, I don't want it.

Yes, please pour it for me. ? The nurse took it away, ate it quietly, and then said to the old man, it's strange that your friend gave it to you when he knew you didn't have teeth. ? Oh? The old man said,? He knows that I like to eat a layer of chocolate on it. ?

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2, a villagers' meeting, because of homophonic, the township head said; Rabbits and shrimps, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive. Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said; Sausage and melon with pickles, please. (Now please speak to the head of the township) The head of the township said; Rabbit, shrimp and dog ate today's meal. Everyone is a turtle. Comrades and villagers, enough food for today. Let's all use big bowls.

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The real estate agent said to his customers. Honest hospitality is the consistent aim of our company. We will introduce the advantages and disadvantages of all houses to you. ?

? So, what are the shortcomings of this house?

? Oh, first of all, there is a pig farm in Sanli in the north, two sewage treatment plants in the west, a chemical plant in the east and a sauce company in the south. ?

? So, what are his advantages?

? In other words, you can always know what wind is blowing today. ?

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