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Thanks for an original composition of more than 600 words about "taxation"
At that time, there was such a "joke" circulating in the local area, and now it is really disgusting to think about it. It is said that a female tax cadre went to the market to collect taxes, and some vendors evaded taxes and ran away. In order to avoid the loss of tax, she chased the fugitive and shouted "give me tax, give me tax!" " This cry doesn't matter, which has been interpreted by some vulgar "oral writers" as "sleep me, sleep me". The material of the "joke" story is true, but the "conception" of the story is undoubtedly full of falsehood, evil and ugliness. This shows that the status of taxes and tax collectors was low.
Then ... after that, I not only grew up, but also became a tax cadre engaged in tax propaganda. Needless to say, promoting "paying taxes in good faith" has long been a part of my work and life. As an important part of administrative law enforcement, taxation is becoming more and more "hard-working" in openness. But in society, some people still misinterpret the concept of taxation, so I always come across some "dishonest stories".
Last year, a supervisor went to the grassroots level to live in depth. When collecting taxes from an individual boss, after paying the tax, a sentence came out: "Taxes are for your officials." I am glad that he can treat the tax collector as an "official", which is much more "glorious" than the tax cadre when I was a child. But he is confused about the main purpose of taxation. Yes, officials are supported by taxes, and so are many people's teachers who teach and educate people. And the army, scientists and so on are all supported by taxes. However, it should be noted that the expenditure of tax as wages is "decimal" after all, and the expenditure of economic construction, transportation, electric power, medical culture and sports, science and technology, national defense and so on is "sea". And all this depends on those "officials" to achieve "benefiting the country and the people" through government actions. I talked with him for a long time as mentioned above, and finally I always thought of all kinds of public facilities in front of his shop. He nodded and probably understood.
Another time, I met a wholesaler who had a quarrel with our tax cadre. Originally, the tax payable was calculated according to the tax item and tax rate, but the taxpayer still bargained smartly: "How about it? Dude, don't miss it, okay? Isn't that what you said? What is the standard? " Of course, we told him a lot about the laws and basis of scientific and objective tax payment, and finally let him pay taxes in good faith. But at the same time, we pointed out the legal seriousness of taxation to him: "I said, man, you are a taxpayer, and I know you paid taxes according to regulations." As an individual, I can thank you for your cooperation; But as far as taxation is concerned, although there are incentives, they are not grateful. You paid your due tax. This is not a donation. This is called obeying the law. "That guy must have understood that this rational discourse is more than emotional color, and finally said a sentence" Zhong! I won't waste my time with you next time "counts as understanding and solving."
It should be said that writing this tax story of "I am shouting for tax revenue" is to let more people understand a truth: paying taxes in good faith and benefiting the country and the people is an absolute truth value!
Emotional tax
Seeing the willows floating gently, singing and dancing, you may think of spring and green; When you see the caterpillar spinning alone in Qi Fei, you may think of gold and harvest; What do you think of when you see the mighty and turbulent sea? Do you think of a tax uniform with the same color as the sea, or a tax worker with the same deep and broad mind as the sea? At this moment, although I am not a poet, a scholar, or a singer, I still want to take off my gorgeous words and sing the most beautiful and charming ode in my heart with sincere feelings and dedicate it to you, an ordinary and great tax worker.
The great teacher Marx once said: "The economic embodiment of a country's existence is to donate taxes". Yes, a country cannot exist without taxes. Without taxes, how can there be a mighty and magnificent military parade of the three armed forces before the National Day? Without taxes, how can there be rockets from the missile launch base? Without taxes, how can high-rise buildings rise on the land of 9.6 million square kilometers of the motherland? Without taxes, how can there be the laughter of kindergarten children and the smiling faces of elderly people in nursing homes? In a word, without taxes, there would be no abundant financial resources, and there would be no take-off and development of today's society, let alone the happiness of people's lives and the construction of a beautiful home. Because of this, taxation determines the fate of the nation and even mankind, and we tax workers certainly have an unshirkable responsibility.
As we all know, the lack of tax awareness and legal concept is a major problem in the development of China's tax industry. In order not to pay or pay less taxes, some people either evade taxes or cheat, and taxes have become the meat of Tang monks in their eyes. Let's listen to the following figures: every year, the national tax collectors are beaten as many as 3000 times, and more than 200 people are seriously injured and disabled. At least three to five people were killed in the line of duty, and more than ten people were killed. In other words, on average, 8 tax collectors were beaten every day, and/kloc-0 tax collectors were seriously injured and disabled in less than two days. However, in the stormy road, there are endless tax sources, and these tax collectors are faced with these nail households with weak tax awareness. On the one hand, they patiently and meticulously do tax propaganda work, on the other hand, they use electricity, fire and thunder to defend the dignity of tax law! The red tax emblem is a soul cast with blood, a fallen soul and a belief that stands forever!
My friends, in this peaceful era, there will be no Huang Jiguang's feat, and there will be no Dong Cunrui's bravery. However, in this battlefield without smoke, there will still be heroes: isn't Xu Xiuting a hero who is loyal to his duties, selfless and fearless, and dedicated to the tax cause? Isn't Yuan such a dedicated and selfless tax iron man a hero? Aren't there many such heroes around us?
There is such a lesbian who works in taxation. Her name is Hu Ling. She is not tall and always has a sweet smile on her round face. Colleagues and taxpayers affectionately call her "Sister Hu". But who can believe that such a sister who always brings smiles to others is actually a cancer patient who has had two major operations. One afternoon two years ago, the hospital diagnosed a "breast tumor", which was like a bolt from the blue and broke her heart. Thinking about family, relatives and friends, there are really too many unpleasant things, but what she can't keep most is her persistence in her career. The operation made Hu Ling weaker and weaker, but she was always eager for fulfillment and happiness in her work. Shortly after the operation, she dragged her tired body back to the job she missed day and night. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider, but I really want to pay taxes. In order to pursue the blue dream, she swam in the blue ocean of taxation, with no regrets. No pains, no gains. Her hard work and sweat earned her the honorary title of "Advanced Individual in Jiangsu Province". My friends, what are you thinking at this moment? Are such comrades heroes? You may think this is a very common thing. Yes, it is. Our tax collectors are as common as grass. However, isn't it this kind of grass that has brought a little bit of new green to the tax cause and made us have a vibrant spring on the tax front?
In order to collect a tax, he argued, but in order to support a child who was out of school, he also took out his own money to help. In the storm, they were covered in sweat and mud, but in newspapers and on TV, they were full of vitality. In the wind, frost, rain and snow, only the tax emblem is more vivid, and in spring, summer, autumn and winter, only the national emblem is more eye-catching. Because of their love for taxes and the motherland, they have gone through thousands of families and gone through hardships. They're just impartial, they're just hard-hearted. In the face of tax evasion and refusal, they are humble, well-founded, restrained, and have withstood the baptism of blood and fire. In the face of flowers and applause, their hearts are full of emotion and thoughts, and their hearts are full of guilt for their loved ones ... hard work and fatigue, just for the more beautiful scenery, just for the indestructible building.
Only by approaching them will we know what is an optimistic life realm and what is the values of dedication;
Only by approaching them can we understand the character of being loyal to our duties, being public and forgetting private;
Only by approaching them can we understand what a meticulous and conscientious working attitude is.
They love the blue sky like eagles, and they love the sacred profession of the sea like sailors. They have not forgotten the expectations of the party and the entrustment of the people, just like the beating notes in the symphony of the motherland, playing the main theme and the strongest sound of the country's prosperity and development, making the tax emblem shine and shine on the vast land of the motherland.
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