Wechat sends humorous sentences in groups

1. Is there love rat? I want to love you. I hope your sweet words will fascinate me. Then you lied to me, and I was sad. Since then, I have worked hard and embarked on the peak of my life.

2. Don't look at what you shouldn't see and don't say what you shouldn't say. Don't listen to what you shouldn't listen to, and don't want to think about it. Please focus on your soy sauce.

Some things are better not to know the truth. Knowing the truth will lose the courage to go forward.

I fell in love with you because I didn't know you were a self-righteous person with a few stinking money. Now I know, so I have to marry you.

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of the battery car, holding her current boyfriend's waist, shivering with cold. I raised my mouth, smiled smugly and got on the warm bus.

6. Really good girls, they don't need you to pay for them, pick them up every day, give them expensive gifts, and be attentive all the time. Of course, they don't need you.

7. When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned. Not to mention this month, the whole world will be better for you.

8. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you fall in love with a foreigner.

9. When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love. Looking back now, I think those classmates are really great. They were taken at a young age.

10, after you like a girl, don't rush to chase her. Be patient, be patient, and cast a long line to catch big fish. Maybe her best friend is more beautiful!

1 1. Some people, who are not together in the end, have the power to rewrite the trajectory of your life. I once became myself for someone, and since then I have heard people talk about love, and I can't leave you without three sentences.

12, it is not a problem to be poor or rich, just know how to pay. Anyone who doesn't talk about people behind their backs will be said. If one day you find that there is a distance between me and you, it must be that you are too smart and I am too stupid to play together.

13, what you wasted today is the tomorrow that the people who died yesterday expected. What you hate now is the future you can't go back to.

14, you see that mice fall in love with cats, fish fall in love with knives, sheep and big wolf are better, and weasels bathe chickens. If the world is not so chaotic, hurry into my arms and grow old together.

15, be happy and sweet together, or not as good as being alone. Being single and lonely is a torture. Low-quality love is not as good as high-quality single, otherwise why fall in love? You would rather be lonely than make do with it.

16, I theoretically have two kinds of smiles, grin, obscene, grin, very obscene. In fact, people say that I laugh extremely obscene.

17, my hair is so dark, but my beard is already white. What is the reason? This is because you use your mouth more than your brain.

18, what happened recently, the reason for working the night shift? I have a bad temper and can't help but want to strangle the annoying person. In a bad mood, almost depressed!

19, some girls who seem to be quiet for many years have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.

20. You are too busy living to see your parents! Light a cigarette and recall yesterday! You are lonely and staring at the Moon Palace Fairy! I have seen the eyes of the world and witnessed the shallowness of people!

2 1, I believe there must be someone in this world who doesn't mind all your shortcomings, freckles, acne, flat chest and fat legs, rudeness, rudeness, laziness and sloppy. This man is your rival in love.

22. Wearing only a pair of worn-out shoes and clothes a year is also the most confident and proud person in the world! Never feel inferior because of material poverty! Mental poverty is the most terrible!

23. My mother told me from an early age that you can't make irresponsible friends. I think I did it all, and I did it well. Because all my friends are idiots.

If you don't work hard, no one will be fair to you. Only with hard work, resources and the right to speak can we win a fair opportunity for ourselves.

25. Don't always overestimate your pain and underestimate your happiness. Some troubles are made up by us out of thin air, but we think they are real.

26, many times your pain comes from yourself: you don't need much but want too much, you do too little but want more! Remember: ability is not worthy of ambition, and ambition is the root of trouble.

27, you have to force yourself to become better, because there are many bitches behind you waiting to see your jokes, I hope you live a profound life in a fickle world.

28. In fact, in feelings, the one who pays more is not necessarily the loser. Being kind to a person, even if there is no return, at least it will never be in vain. After a few years, it suddenly occurred to me that it was definitely not you who shed tears.

29. I hope you can become an omnipotent heroine, meet someone who can be entrusted with your life, and you can become a little princess who can't even unscrew the bottle cap.

30. A beautiful girl is only shy when a handsome guy looks at her. When an ugly boy looks at her, she will only be afraid! I don't know if you found out!

3 1, in a corner of the world, one person deeply loves, but another person gently refuses; A heart is stormy, but a heart is surging.

32. The feeling of wanting to love but not loving is of course uncomfortable, but since you can't love, why insist? Wouldn't it be better to handle it calmly?

33. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!

34. Some people say that love is a debt I owed in my last life. I will pay it back in my life. I must have been vulgar in my last life, so I have no debt to pay back in my life!

35. The dog you like doesn't appear, and the dog you like doesn't like it. The sour smell of love distributed all over the world is only that he is single and smells like single dog.

36. When people ask me if I'm busy, I always say I'm busy. According to my experience, nine times out of ten, if you say no, the other person will make you busy.

37. The skin is the most magical part of the human body. In some people's faces, they can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

38. I can cook, do housework and repair electrical appliances. If these skills want to shine on men, they must be set off by making special money.

I used to naively think that money can buy friendship, love and anything you need. I didn't know until I grew up that money can really buy what you need, but I don't have money.

Like other princesses, I have knights who come to see me with different things every day. The only difference is that my knight has to pay a delivery fee.

4 1, I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

42. I was really scared when I heard that you were trafficked. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it to you!

43. I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, and I can't persist; Can't be single-minded, have no execution, don't know how to be grateful, but always want to make money. Then buy a bowl

44. Psychologists once said that the more ostentatious a person is, the more lacking he is. But how do I feel that they have money to show off their wealth, and some people show their love and travel to scenic spots?

45. What you waste today is the tomorrow that the people who died yesterday expected. What you hate now is the past you can't go back to in the future. Time is cruel, cherish the people in front of you.

46. You are white, you are sweet, and you have a good figure. Your presence made me unable to control my desires. I really want to hold you in my hand, take off your coat and put it in my mouth to taste my favorite white rabbit toffee!

47. There are several possibilities for a classmate who hasn't seen you for years to be your friend: she is getting married; She wants to borrow money; She wants to do WeChat business; Her children are going to vote in the competition! The boat of friendship turns over when it says so!

48. Good night means I'm closed today, but it's not open to the public. It has nothing to do with sleeping or not. I hope everyone knows.

49. Do you know? If you don't work hard, God will take away all your talents. But if you have no talent, God can't help you.

50. You should learn to swallow a long paragraph and all the emotions, and only use "hmm" to express all your thoughts. It's not that you become indifferent, but that you learn to be patient.

5 1, usually like to drive Rolls Royce and Bentley. If I go out with my friends, I will drive a Porsche. If you want to race, I prefer Ferrari. Of course, I like joking best.

52. The affection between people is like knitting a sweater. When it was established, it was a needle and a thread, thin and long. Just pull it gently when disassembling. Unloading is faster than loading, and throwing is faster than throwing.

If there is one day left in my life, I will definitely go back to class and have a good class, because in class, I will feel that every day is like a year.

I saw you fall down in the street that day, and I was worried to death. I hope the reality can be like the internet, and I can click on the praise in the lower right corner.

55. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a big rush flew by me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the big rush in the distance, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.

56. When I was a child, I secretly vowed to be an extremely smart person in the future. After years of hard work, we finally achieved half of it. I am the best now.

57. Do you know how I know you? When I was in kindergarten, the teacher said: wetting the bed is three yuan once, five yuan twice and ten yuan three times. I was just about to ask how much the monthly subscription is, when you resolutely raised your hand and said, Teacher, I'll handle the annual card!

58. Money is nothing but paper. Spending is money. You shouldn't save money at the most beautiful age, otherwise you will not only be poor, but also ugly.

59. When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. Actually, being ugly and being interesting are two different things.

60. The Chinese New Year holiday is just a drunken dream, which sometimes disappears inexplicably. That's not because I really disappeared, because I was either sleeping or on my way to sleep.

6 1, the way you try to get along with others is really lonely, but pleasing others is far less than pleasing yourself. I'd rather be lonely than against my will. I would rather regret than make do with it. Who can enter my heart, I will be king. Those who don't enter my heart are too lazy to elaborate.

62. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself look so beautiful?

63. People who are bitten by dogs won't get their dogs back, but you shameless dog, I've really only seen this one in my life.

64. Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most. You will eventually understand who is insincere and who really loves you.

65. Don't always let boys pay the bill when you go out. You don't know that parents have poor children and rich daughters. How can their pocket money be more than ours? They are all swollen faces and fat people. Please eat. They don't want to eat meat for a month.

66. Endless work, lack of sleep, a wallet that is not fat, and a mink that can't afford it, earned 200 million in half a lifetime, one with amnesia and one with memory.

67. I wish my life is getting better and better, my age is getting smaller and smaller, and my economy will go up again. The diamond jewelry in the villa shows off in a BMW, making money like mowing grass, and it feels good to be a thief. I am proud to have a friend like you!

68, gain weight, the stomach and legs have the most say, only the chest is like a foreigner, and it has nothing to do with it.

69. It's yours when you run out of money. Open your wallet and look at the unused money. It's printed by the People's Bank of China, which has nothing to do with you.

70. The significance of Friday is to plan how to spend the weekend; The significance of the existence of the weekend is to prove that Friday's planning is meaningless by staying up late and getting up late.

7 1, every day when you get up, you have to perform with your beloved quilt: a drama of heart abuse, physical abuse and love abuse, and you are reluctant to part with each other.

72. When you laugh, you are really staring at Chunshan and frowning at your eyes. Laughter woke up the cuckoo on the slope and made me like it for many years.

73. Every excellent person has a period of silence. It was a period of time when he didn't complain, and finally spent this touching day.

74. According to a friend, his brother was hit by a car accident and flew seven meters unscathed because there was a big schoolbag behind him. His brother said that this was the first time he found reading useful, and knowledge changed his destiny.

75, let nature take its course, the encounter, the separation, don't cling to why, learn to love yourself, but also learn to face the fact that I don't love you so much.

76. Being a man is actually very simple. If you are good to me, I will be good to you, and people will change their minds. If you value me, you will sink! Kindness does not mean stupidity, kindness does not mean stupidity.

77. My wife always warns me not to find a mistress by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move.

78. Take my advice. If you want to be happy, just be yourself and don't compare with others. Why? Because we really can't compete!

79. People always spoil the best things before they start to feel that life is like the first time. I hope you can understand: water flows under the bridge and you don't look back.

80. An interesting soul is always full of imagination about life. Even on a fixed day, it can live on its own brain hole.

8 1, I won't quarrel with you, I'm too lazy to get angry. I am kind and lovely, but if you insist on telling me the truth, I suggest you die.

82. I farted in the elevator. I shouted that something was burnt, and the people in the elevator sucked my fart clean.

83. Never overestimate your position in the eyes of others. In fact, you are nothing, not much more than you, not much less than you.

84. nowadays, people drink a little wine, which is also very Bi. Keep talking. I just drank a pound and a half of beer. I want to ask, are you talking about the sewer?