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"Honey, I'm shaving our beards."

I suddenly remembered a humorous joke:

? ? When Yan Er got married, the bride said to the groom, "Let's not say' mine' in the future, but say' ours'." The groom went to take a shower and stayed there for a long time.

The bride asks, "What are you doing? "The groom replied," Honey, I'm shaving our beard. "

when two feelings are strong, fish and water blend together, regardless of each other, and they don't want each other.

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? It was late last night, and I didn't have time to pack my clothes until I finished the online class. Cleaning and sorting the clothes of family members and putting them in their wardrobes, suddenly I feel that this process is very simple, convenient and relaxed. In the past, I liked "I have you and you have me", and clothes are no exception. When looking for clothes, I opened two wardrobes, and I couldn't see the past at a glance. There were his clothes and mine, both winter clothes and summer clothes. I couldn't start. It was just a pot of porridge. Last year, I had a brainwave and classified all the closets. Everyone has their own sorting box, and their winter clothes and summer clothes are sorted. Everyone has their own wardrobe, and clothes don't have to be mixed together. It's cool now, with clear boundaries, crisp and neat work, and clear organization.

"Fundamentally speaking, only when we think independently can we truly have truth and life. Because, only they are what we understand repeatedly. Other people's thoughts are like leftovers on other people's tables, just like clothes removed by strangers. " (Schopenhauer) In the same way, we who are earthly need "independent packaging" to deal with earthly things. It is a beautiful distance to be well organized and independent.

? I suddenly remembered "To the Oak Tree", which was in line with my mood.