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A classic copy that makes people feel the same.

1. If it doesn't work, divide it. Buy it if you like. Try restarting it. It's none of your business or mine. Use these five simple and rude rules frequently, and you will solve 80% of the troubles in life.

While we are still young, take a few more steps and enjoy the scenery along the way. Don't rush to your destination and miss the warm people and things in the fleeting time; While we are still young, we should talk more romantic words and do more childish things. Don't think that people are joking and miss the best fragments and occasions in life.

No one lives in this world without pain. Perhaps, what you expect will never come true, and what you desire will never come true. But in fact, life is a round process, ups and downs, ups and downs, ups and downs, lack of self-confidence, round to sober.

4. Go the wrong way, remember to turn back; If you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go. People's hearts are relative, changing truth for truth; Feelings are mutual, warm your heart with your heart. Just take a walk together, why make memories longer than the journey?

We don't always pursue results. Sometimes, on the way of giving, what we can gain is to clearly see what we want and what we don't want, which is a valuable result.

6. Life is for happiness, not for caring; Feelings are used to cherish, not to test; Money is used for service, not for measurement; Trust is for precipitation, not for challenge.

7. No one will make us better and better. Time is just a foil. What supports us to become better and better is our own advanced talent, cultivation, conduct, and constant reflection and revision.

8. If you experience too few setbacks, you will be troubled by trivial matters. The so-called troubles that keep you awake now may not be as big as you think.

9. Everyone is striving for a complete life. However, nothing in the world is absolutely perfect. As soon as the sun reaches the middle, it goes west immediately; When the moon is full, there will soon be a monthly deficit. Therefore, defects are permanent, and imperfections are life.

10. Naive, not wrong. People will grow up one day, so why not mature too early and lose it too early.

1 1. Put aside the lazy mood, the frustrated words, the enthusiasm and the sentimental heart. You have to work hard to get everything you want.

12. When you meet a good man, you are afraid that it is too late to learn from him. Seeing a good thing, I'm afraid it's too late to do it. See the wicked. Bad things, such as touching hot water, should leave immediately and stay away.

13. If you have no skills, don't be too angry, or you will be in trouble. If you don't have too many abilities, don't have too many desires, otherwise it will be very painful.

14. Don't try to control anything, and don't deliberately change anything. Everything has a destiny and everything is the best arrangement. It's not deliberate, it's not forced, it's natural, it's good advice!

15. When you keep saying that you are busy, you will never get space; When you keep saying that you have no time, you will never get time; When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow, your tomorrow will never come!

16. Don't covet meaningless people or things. How can you make room for gifts with your hands full of garbage? On the new journey, the past is zero, love and hate are random, the past does not look back, and the future will not be settled.

17. Life is your own. What kind of life you choose will make you. Instead of complaining that the world is not beautiful, we should strive for more beauty and luck with our own efforts.

18. In this bizarre world, no one can live a smooth life. But I always believe that those who have experienced Pinghu misty rain and years of mountains and rivers will be more fresh and clean. Time is always a bystander, and all the processes and results need to be borne by yourself. -Bai Mei

19. If you don't cherish it, don't regret it; If you never try to understand, don't hate; If you haven't experienced it yourself, don't comment.

20. Life is never planned, but comes out step by step. Be brave to do what you like, even if you only do a little every day. Over time, you will see our growth.

2 1. A part of life is hard to find. Now that you have met, don't hesitate to hurry, or it will be too late to regret if you miss it. The word "regret" is easy to write, but it is the most difficult pain in life.

22. When I was a child, I always wanted to see if anyone was around. Some people cry, but no one gets up with a smile; When I grow up, I always want to see if there is anyone around me after wrestling. Some people sit up and laugh, but no one cries.

23. See your joys and sorrows, and see your friends ups and downs. Without a tolerant heart, you can't see the beautiful world of spring.

24. The ups and downs of life are half the pits dug by life and half the holes pierced by one's own horns. When we walk so hard, it is often not a lack of effort, but that we are covered with thorns that we like but life doesn't like.