Help translate an English joke

A peasant woman should calculate everything according to money. She knows the characters of more than one hundred neighbors, and she is unwilling to put up with them. One day, she went to buy pork: "sell meat" someone shouted. Hearing this, the peasant woman ran to the butcher and said, "Choose a good one for me, not only for me, but also for you!" " "The butcher guided her role and wanted to give her a taste of singing. So the butcher raised his knife and cut the pig's face. The peasant woman was anxious and shouted, "I'm shameless, shameless!" " !"

This joke is not very authentic, and the meaning behind it is obviously translated from China's joke.