Funny stories about marriage proposals_Funny jokes about marriage proposals

Nowadays, asking for marriage is no longer a strange thing, so there are many funny stories about asking for marriage. Below are some funny marriage proposals that I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Funny and popular stories about marriage proposal

1. I am about eighteen years old, my figure is better than that of Concubine Yang, my face is like a peach blossom, my education level is not high, but I can read and read well, I really want to find Ruyilang.

2. My family is poor and ugly, I am 1.49 meters tall, I have a rural registered permanent residence, my main job is dog feeding, and my part-time job is herding cattle. I am looking for a spouse. I have the following requirements: Don’t worry about seeing ghosts, and don’t let dogs go when people see you. Don't run wild when you see a pig!

3. Online marriage proposals are very popular, so I will also post the requirements: The woman's education is lower than mine, her income is about the same as mine, her appearance should not be too beautiful, her cooking skills are excellent, and she must be filial to me. Parents.

4. I am an unscrupulous girl. I have neither extraordinary talents nor stunning looks. I only have the skill of raising pigs. I have three rooms in my house. I want to recruit a son-in-law. If you are sincere, please do not disturb me. I am a master of raising pigs. Come on, let me raise the pigs!

5. Golden wedding, silver wedding, not as good as the modern naked wedding. I have no car, no house, no money, average appearance, one and a half meters tall, two years old Thirteen, if you are interested, don’t miss it.

6. Sister, you are walking on the street, brother, I am looking behind you. It’s not that I am too romantic, it’s just that I want to court a mate. Sister, you walk in front, brother, I walk behind, say hello softly, can I pursue you?

7. The family has thousands of acres of fertile land, rented; rich in money, usury; there are many people in the family, creditors ; Now I am looking for a marriage online, hoping for a savior whose appearance and figure are meaningless, who can help me succeed in my career and make my life easy.

8. Real life is very simple, and the emotional space is too lonely. I come online when I have nothing to do, and show my conditions to propose marriage. I am twenty-eight this year. I want to do something to make a fortune, and I hope to find someone else. Half of it, spend money and enjoy it together.

9. I have been registered in Beijing for generations. I have four houses in my family. One house is for salt, one house is for countless swimsuits, one house is where my parents live, and one house is used as a wedding room. I look forward to your arrival together. Viewing the sea in Beijing.

10. There is a good girl next door, she is twenty-eight years old, with a pink face and a peach blossom waist, a small cherry mouth and willow eyebrows. She is beautiful and kind-hearted and everyone praises her. She is in love and looking for a good match. If you are interested, please reply 1 to get the qualification. .

11. I don’t have to worry about eating, I can eat whenever I want. My house is big, so I can run away whenever I want. I’m fair and everyone likes me. My whole body is full of treasures! Want to marry me? OK, call 12345 XX Road Pig Farm!

12. The little girl is twenty-eight years old this year. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist and willow-leaf eyebrows, a small cherry mouth, red phoenix eyes, and a beautiful and charming Ana. We are sincerely looking for people who are destined to work together to build a loving home together.

13. I hope you will come and find me. I am looking for marriage online. The conditions are not high at all. As long as you are sincerely good to me, I will be a grown man. I don’t want to grow old alone. If you are interested, please call us. , If you are the one!

14. You want to have a naked marriage with me. I dare to run naked for you. You want to ask me how deeply I love you. This text message represents my heart. Let this serve as proof: This text message 1 If you don't repost it a million times in a month, you and I will break up immediately.

15. My appearance is very creative, which proves that God is very fair! My friends all say that I am a collection of stars: Shen Dianxia’s waist, Cheng Kui’an’s mouth, Pan Changjiang’s height, Zheng Zhihua’s legs !

16. I look like Pan An, with a strong body and a broad mind, a wealth of knowledge, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary arrears, and wandering around. For happiness, I am looking for a female companion. I have no other requirements. I only need to be able to cook. I can't do anything if I'm in charge.

17. Even though my eyes are a bit flowery, my smooth face has no scars; even though the sky at night is so dark, I don’t feel inferior at all. Who makes me naturally like fantasy? Finding a boyfriend is my ideal.

18. I live in the Chengtou garbage station and eat Wanjia rice every day. I stretched out my hand to get two yuan and bought a popsicle to cool off. My love life is very troubled. I have no one to hold me when I go to bed late. Today I went online to seek marriage. , I hope someone will deliver it to your door.

19. I have the appearance of a country and a city, the face of a moon that is shy of flowers, the attitude of a fish and a goose, and I want to be a suave, handsome, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, jade tree in the wind, humorous and promising young man Happy marriage, don't disturb me if you are the one.

20. The little girl is twenty-eight years old, and she has two generations of elders. The beauty is on the water side. She admires her appearance more than peach blossoms, and her figure is even better than Liu Ya's. I have reached the age of first love, and I want to find a close friend who I can hold hands with for a hundred years and spend my whole life in love. Funny and humorous stories about marriage proposal

1) Even though my eyes are a bit flowery, my smooth face has no scars; even though the sky is so dark at night, I don’t feel inferior at all. Who makes me naturally like fantasy, and finding a boyfriend is my ideal.

2) My family has thousands of acres of fertile land, rented; I am rich in money and high interest rates; I have many people in my family, many creditors; now I am seeking marriage online, hoping for a savior, whose looks and figure are meaningless, who can help me succeed in my career and lead my career. My life is easy.

3) I have an appearance that will captivate a country, a face that dazzles the flowers when the moon is closed, and a state of being like a fish and a wild goose. I am looking for a promising young man who is suave, handsome, knowledgeable, and humorous. Happy marriage, don't disturb me if you are the one.

4) Real life is very simple, and the emotional space is too lonely. I surf the Internet when I have nothing to do, and show my conditions for marriage. I am twenty-eight this year. I want to work independently to make a fortune, and I hope to find someone else. Half of it, spend money and enjoy it together.

5) The little girl is twenty-eight years old. She has two generations of elders, and the beauty is on the other side of the water. She admires her appearance more than peach blossoms, and her figure is even better than Liu Ya's. I have reached the age of first love, and I want to find a close friend who I can hold hands with for a hundred years and spend my whole life in love.

6) I don’t have to worry about eating. I can eat whenever I want. My house is big and I can run away whenever I want. I’m fair and everyone likes me. My whole body is full of treasures! Want to marry me? ok, call the pig farm on XX Road!

7) There is a good girl next door, she is twenty-eight years old, with a pink face and peach blossom waist, a small cherry mouth and willow eyebrows, she is beautiful and kind-hearted and everyone praises her, she is in love for the first time and is looking for a good match. If you are interested, please reply to get the qualification.

8) The little girl is twenty-eight years old this year. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist, willow-leaf eyebrows, a small cherry mouth, red phoenix eyes, and a beautiful and beautiful girl. We are sincerely looking for people who are destined to work together to build a loving home together.

9) A very handsome guy with a hundred-dollar bill in his pocket. I went online today to ask for marriage, whoever is destined to marry me.

10) In the era of naked marriage, if you have no money, no car, no house, you have to have naked marriage. Let us make naked marriage popular!

11) People say marriage is a grave, I say Marriage is a treasury! Marriage is a tree. We are lovers and can live together!

12) First couplet: Yushu is more handsome and more handsome than Pan An in conversation. Second couplet: Rich in wealth, he spends money like dirt and is rich. Fan Li Hengbiao: If you have the talent, don’t do it

13) I have no education, no culture, I can’t tell jokes, I don’t have a villa or a BMW, my salary is 888, I have no burdens and no worries, I just want to have a family!

14) I am someone As a college student, good conditions are the prerequisite for me to meet girls, so I specially submit my resume in the hope that interested girls can be my girlfriend!

15) A pair of small eyes that focus attention, and a face that eats a lot of food. It has a big mouth, a pair of big ears like banana fans, and the most special thing is that it has straw-like hair.

16) There are three broken houses and two broken doors. It was smoky and very ugly. The body is disabled but the will is strong, and the heart is strong. Looking for girlfriends, no restrictions. Just stay alive, it's up to you.

17) I am good-looking, twenty-eight years old, and want to recruit a prince to marry into my family.

The requirements are as follows: over 30 years old, beautiful as a flower, like-minded, the best...

18) Marry my farm, the money is over ten million, marry my robber Parking space, good cars will continue to be available, marry my garden, the fragrance of roses will spread. Oops, marry me, I have seven diamonds!

19) I am a poor and ugly person, 1.49 meters tall, with a rural registered permanent residence, my main job is dog feeding, and my part-time job is herding cattle. I am currently looking for a spouse. The requirements are as follows: Don’t worry when you see ghosts, don’t let dogs go when people see you, and don’t let pigs run wild when you see them!

　20) I am about eighteen years old when it comes to marriage. My figure is better than that of Concubine Yang Guifei, my face is like a peach blossom, and my education level is not high. , but I can still read and write. I really want to find Ruyilang. Funny classics about marriage proposal

1. Poor family, 1.49 meters tall; primary school education, rural household registration; three broken houses, one acre of thin farmland; no hot pot or hot stove, no wife; one year In the four seasons, medicine never leaves your mouth; today, here, we are looking for girlfriends; on the road of revolution, we work hand in hand.

2. When will the bright moon come? Ask the blue sky for wine, hoping to see a thousand miles away and reach a higher level. A good man, 33 years old, a literary young man. He already had excellent grades in literacy classes. He can read and write more than 2,000 words including typos. Now I am looking for a female literary young man who has the same hobbies as me, and we will have a romantic and plum blossom life together. In the third lane, I am very happy to have friends from far away.

3. Male, 38 years old, 1.69 meters tall, unmarried, major undergraduate degree (just a few points short), brilliant achievements (was class monitor in elementary school), now a white-collar beauty, working in a large multinational organization (McDonald’s Cleaning tables inside), well-paid (a full 800 yuan if you don’t arrive late and leave early), own a house (many people have real estate certificates), have a car (non-motorized), have a generous passbook (more than 3 mm), look for a 25-year-old appearance The beautiful young woman went to hell (several years later).

4. Ma Zhimin, as his name suggests, an ambitious young man, only 27 years old. He has looks, body, thoughts and love, but his culture is poor, his economy is average, and he has never done anything big. The only thing worthy of praise is that he has a lot of achievements. I hate the Japanese, I surf the Internet twice a week, and I ate hot pot last Sunday. I am looking for a wife who is a purebred Chinese woman who is healthy, has financial strength, has a bachelor's degree or above, and also hates the Japanese.

5. Jiangnan Gentleman, 38 years old, college education, widowed. I am an elegant person, and it would be great if I am good at music, chess, calligraphy and painting! I love literature and am a writer for a magazine. I have three rooms, including a kitchen and toilet. If business is not successful, I am looking for someone under 30 years old, gentle and pleasant, virgins are preferred, letters will be replied to.

6. A certain man, 24 years old, has been passionate about Chinese classical literature since he was a child. He couldn't put it down for the classic masterpiece "Dream of Red Mansions". Once the book fell into the toilet, I was sad for several days. I don’t want to think about food and tea. According to my mother’s recollection, I had something in my mouth when I was born. It was probably a psychic jade. It is said that the nurse took it away. I have always had a wish to marry Lin Daiyu in Jia Baoyu’s place. I will not let that miserable tragedy happen again, but continue this beautiful love story. Therefore, I am looking for a feminine woman who looks like Sister Lin to be buried under the tree together. It would be better to have Sister Lin's kind of disease. I Cao Xueqin's personality guarantees that she will never disapprove of her repeated statements.

7. A certain handsome man, who looks exactly like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. He is currently feeding pigs at home and has a considerable income. He is now looking for a woman with a Hong Kong registered permanent residence who is over 1.70 meters tall and looks exactly like Gigi Leung (the original version of course). Best), first come first served, don’t miss the opportunity.

8. Female, 1.61 meters tall, dedicated to love, short marriage and no children, looks young, looks like only 50 years old, gentle and considerate, hard-working and simple, good at cooking and has never killed anyone with drugs. If You are a kind and considerate man, and you have a stomach that can withstand the test, then please write to me!

9. Soft girl, 25 years old, high school education, single for several years, beautiful on the outside and smart on the inside. , watery eyes, not very protruding teeth, 1.85 meters tall, runs a bit fast, can play volleyball, looking for someone who is above 1.70 meters tall and has a housing deposit. Believe in fate, there is no limit on gender and age of household registration.

10. Male, 28 years old, 1.73 meters tall, junior high school, unmarried, non-city registered permanent residence, artist in the suona team, 5 tile-roofed houses, three connections, monthly income of more than 600 yuan, with a passbook, not much . Looking for a woman under 26 years old, over 1.60 meters tall, beautiful, knowledgeable about music, and good at managing a family. I will reply if I send you a letter. If I don't reply, I will lose my musical ability.

11. An actor, unmarried, 37 years old, loyal to the party and dedicated to the party, has participated in the filming of several films, including the representative works "The Story of a Pig", "The Story of Another Pig" and "The Story of the Last Pig" "Story", I have devoted half my life to my country's art career, so the economy is poor, so I am looking for a woman who has the same experience as me (preferably an actress) to walk through the sunny days together.

12. The male patient, 35 years old, is infertile due to serious kidney disease and prostate disease. Please note that this is just infertility. Unmarried, university student, urban and suburban household registration, average income from work unit, good height and good looks. Find an unmarried female patient (Stone Girl is also acceptable) who is good-looking and also infertile to live a difficult life.

13. A true virgin, 29 years old, 1.56 meters tall, university, doctor, virtuous, good-looking, diligent and well-educated. We are looking for companions from mainland men who are under 38 years old, about 1.70 meters tall, have a bachelor's degree or above, are in good health, have a successful career, are stable and have a strong sense of responsibility, and have the ability to relocate. The goods are genuine, see first before buying.

14. Male, born in 1974, 1.66 meters tall, handsome and smart, with a sense of humor. He was born with polio and has some weakness in his right foot. He can ride a bicycle and does not affect his work and life. He has two bedrooms and one living room at home. There is heating (in summer) and life is pretty good (meaning I can survive for a few more years). Looking for an unmarried young woman with the same fate who is under 25 years old, good-looking, considerate, and has a junior high school education or above.

15. If you are a pure girl with traditional moral concepts and a sense of family responsibility, if you are young, beautiful, and temperamental, if you have a bachelor's degree or above, and if you have a deposit of more than 300,000, please consider the following options for choosing a spouse. Candidate: Male, 33 years old, unmarried, 1.63 meters tall, rural registered permanent residence, primary school education, farming at home, good income, meat for every meal, broad-minded, honest and calm, full of love, forwarding letters to ***, refused to visit.

16. Male, 28 years old, 1.75 meters tall, junior high school, unmarried, once a farming expert and now a peach professional, with a monthly income of more than 500 yuan, a three-wheeler, four tile-roofed houses, pickles Several altars. Looking for the companionship of an upright unmarried woman under 30 years old, please write to *******, welcome to visit me.

17. Made in China in 1986, with a length of 176cm and a net weight of 63kg. It adopts an artificial intelligence system. All parts are complete and the operation is stable. After 20 years of operation, it is a trustworthy product with complete procedures and unlimited returns. Guaranteed replacement. Due to development needs, we are looking for like-minded people (only women) to jointly develop the second generation product...

18. A woman logged into the marriage website and entered the conditions: 1 , Be handsome; 2. Have a car. Output answer: chess. The woman refused to accept it and continued: 1. She must be tall; 2. She must feel safe. Output answer: Ultraman. The woman was angry and continued: 1. She must have a lot of money; 2. She must have a big house. Output answer: bank. So the woman entered the above conditions together in a fit of anger. After N seconds, the answer is given: Ultraman is playing chess in the bank. . .

19. ① For marriage, there is no restriction on men and women. ②Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I am pretending to be serious. ③I don’t want to be an accountant because people come to you to settle accounts every day. ④There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung. ⑤ In a materialistic society, should I be materialistic or should I be materialistic? ⑥ Life is like toilet paper, don’t fuck around when you have nothing to do.

20. A female programmer is seeking marriage: SELECT * FROM MAN WHERE unmarried=true and owns a house=true and owns a car=true and conditions in (? Generous?, \'Gentleman?,\'Will do Housework\', \'handsome\', \'preferably taking care of children?) A senior programmer replied: (0 row(s) affected)