Which crosstalk is a joke told by girls?

I recommend this cross talk between a man and a woman: gender inequality.

(n: female. A: Male)

Let me ask you something.

A: What's the matter?

Are you a man or a woman?

A: Do you have to ask? ! I can tell at a glance that I am a woman.

Nurse: Oh!

A: Oh! No, no,no. I'm a man.

N: look. Even he can't explain it clearly.

A: I was fooled by your question.

Are you a man?

A: It's a man.

N: Is it really a man?

A: It's really a man.

N: Is it original?

A: Imported.

N: hehe

A: No, how can you talk!

Just kidding! So you are really a man.

A: A standard male citizen.

N: hey! I feel sorry for you.

A: What's the matter? You pity me.

N: The world is better to be a woman.

A: What are the advantages of being a woman?

N: women are born with beauty. Advantages are advantages, disadvantages (pause for a moment) or advantages.

A: So you have no shortcomings.

Nurse: Hmm! You can't find it.

Women are all tall.

N: That's called slim and elegant.

A: Women are shorter.

N: Is that Xiu Xiu's anger?

A: Women are fat.

N: that's called fullness

A: Women are thin.

N: that's called slim

A: Women are extroverted.

N: It's called modern beauty.

A: Women are introverted.

N: it's called classical beauty

A: Women are very diligent.

N: that's called xianhui

Women are lazy.

N: Er ... that's called social status promotion! How's it going?

You are so talkative.

This is our woman.

Where are our men?

Nurse: Much worse.

What do you mean worse?

N: isn't it? !

Men are tall.

Stupid big guy

Men are short.

N: Wu Dalang

A: We men are fat.

N: fat

A: Is that all right?

N: kill if you get fat

A: I said you are so cruel! A man's long hand

N: ribs

A: We men are extroverted.

As poor as hell

A: We men are more introverted.

N: big wax gourd

We men are very diligent.

not worth a penny

We men are lazy.

N: typical standard waste

A: You are so angry! So we men are inferior to women?

N: everyone knows

A: Then it's unfair for you to wait.

N: That's why we women are good.

A: We men are better.

N: what about men? Let me ask you a question.

A: Go ahead!

N: Why do men say stupid things when they are in love?

A: Why?

N: Because when you are in love, a man's IQ will get lower.

A: Then let me ask you a question: Why do women buy cosmetics, no matter how expensive?

Nurse: Why?

A: Because the beauty of a woman after makeup is directly proportional to the horror after makeup removal.

N: no! ! ! !

A: What's the matter?

N: Cosmetics are a woman's confidence. It can make men hallucinate.

A: Then why don't women wear makeup after they get married? !

Nurse: Why?

A: Unmarried women's makeup makes men hallucinate. Married women don't wear makeup because they have caught the trap of prey and there is no need to pretend.

N: Some people say that love can make young people mature. Mature men are young.

A: That's right! Some people say that love can make smart women stupid, and stupid women become more stupid.

N: When you are a lover, women will make men feel sad. I know this.

A: When you are husband and wife, women can give men a headache. I know that too.

N: When in love, men become miserable.

Ah! Yes! Because women will become neurotic and will torture our men badly.

N: Why do men and women bow to each other when they get married?

A: It's like a boxer shaking hands before a match.

N: It is said that a 20-year-old man is defective.

A: Yes! A 30-year-old man is sincere A 40-year-old man is a boutique. A 50-year-old man is the best

N: This ... 20-year-old woman is interested in football.

A: Everyone is fighting for it.

N: that's right

A: A 30-year-old woman is like basketball, with fewer people grabbing it. A 40-year-old woman is like a volleyball, pushed over and hit it. A 50-year-old woman is like a golf ball, Pia! Play as far away as possible!

N: (pushing a) What are you talking about? Women's specialty is coquetry.

A: A man's specialty is lying.

N: When a wife doesn't go to work, it's called husband's ability to raise her.

A: If the husband doesn't go to work and the wife keeps him, that's called a loser.

N: dressing up as a woman is called avant-garde

A: Dressing as a woman is called a pervert! Hi! Why are we men so useless?

A: Actually! It's good to be a woman.

N: don't be ignorant! You men are valued at work.

A: People take care of you everywhere in your life.

So I decided! I want to be a man.

A: I want to be a woman. Huh? ! I want to be a woman? ! .

N: Actually, women have women's sufferings!

A: It's hard for men to do it for men!

N: Love life, girls!

Cheer up, children!

Nurse and Nurse: Thank you (bowing)