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How to write an essay when a fool eats cakes

1. An essay on vegetable pancakes 800 pieces

Pancakes are made fresh when the guests come. The dishes are placed according to the diners’ requirements. When they are ready, they pick up the oil pot and pour oil on them. . Looking at it again, it is really mouth-watering; the beige pancake is rolled with golden cabbage, milky white tofu, dark green spinach, emerald green cabbage, red ham sausage, fiery red carrots... An appetizer!

I can’t wait to hold the vegetable pancake in my hands! Take a bite first, it’s really crispy, delicious and sweet! The combination of fragrant, salty and spicy flavors is truly a masterpiece! But there are tricks to eating vegetable pancakes. Look at me, I'm so anxious that my mouth is burning. I can't care about the top, but I can't care about the bottom. I scatter the rolled vegetables all over the floor, and my hands are covered with oil. My mother couldn't stop laughing; "Little greedy cat, look, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry!"

Friends, after reading my composition, are your saliva already flowing? Then come to Tengzhou quickly and taste the famous food here - vegetable pancakes! 2. An essay on the theme of "A Fool Eats Salt"

There are two stories in the Buddhist literary work "The Sutra of One Hundred Parables": One is "A Fool Eats Salt", which tells the story of a fool who once lived When I was a guest at someone else's house, the food was bland and tasteless. When the master knew about it, he added a little salt to him. After he ate it, he thought it tasted delicious. Then he thought, the taste is good because of the salt. It tastes so good with just a little bit of salt. Wouldn't it taste better if you add a little more? So he ate a lot of salt, which turned out to be bitter and astringent. Another story is "The Fool Eats Pancake", which tells the story of a man who was hungry and wolfed down a pancake. He felt not full, so he ate five more pancakes in a row, but still not full, so he ate the seventh pancake. After eating half of it, he felt full. This man was very regretful and thought to himself: I am full today because I ate half of the pancake and the previous six were wasted. If I had known that eating this half pancake would make me full, I would have just eaten this half first.

Of course, these two stories are both jokes, and people today will no longer do such stupid things. However, the philosophy contained in them will always inspire people. The protagonists of both stories are guilty of the same mistake, namely metaphysics. Specifically, the "fool who eats salt" does not understand that people should eat salt in an appropriate amount. A certain amount of salt will make food taste delicious, but if it is too much, it will become bitter and astringent. Although "foolish people eat cake" is different from "foolish people" eating salt, they do not understand that quantitative changes will lead to qualitative changes to a certain extent. He ate the bread and was satisfied. It is a process of accumulating the amount of cakes eaten one bite at a time. Being full is not only the function of the last half of the cake, but also the function of all the cakes eaten. The last half of the cake is just a transformation from quantitative change to qualitative change. joint points. He does not understand this, and is like a "fool eating salt". He only sees a certain aspect of qualitative change and quantitative change, and separates the dialectical relationship between the two. One of them only emphasized and saw quantitative change but did not see qualitative change; the other only realized qualitative change but did not see quantitative change. Both of them separated the metaphysics of the dialectical relationship between quantitative change and qualitative change. This way of thinking is extremely harmful in our actual work and life.

3. Write a 400-word essay on eating pancakes and watching the moon.

During class in the afternoon, Fan Yibo’s mother brought many Zhangjiang rice pancakes. A 400-word essay on eating pancakes. Each piece The pancakes are as big as a window. The pancakes are thin, much thinner than the paper we write on. I really want to draw and write on them, it must be beautiful! I picked up a pancake and put it in front of my eyes. I could see what was on the opposite side. Teacher Liu gave everyone a large piece of pancake, and I couldn’t wait to take a bite. The pancake is a little sweet and a little sour. The more it tastes, the sweeter it is. Teacher Liu said : "This is the sweetness of glutinous rice." I couldn't bear to eat the pancake in one bite, because the pancake was so delicious. I carefully tore off a small piece and put it on my tongue. The pancake gradually became soft, but my tongue... It became dryer and drier. It turned out that all the moisture on my tongue was absorbed by the pancakes. Being naughty, I stuck a long strip of pancakes on my lips, and I immediately turned into a long beard. The old grandfather. I imitated the appearance of Li Bai, the great poet of the Tang Dynasty. While gently stroking his "beard" with my hands, I whispered: "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon and lower my head to miss my hometown." ". The students laughed out loud at my performance. We also did a small experiment. I tore off a piece of pancake and put it in water. The color of the pancake gradually became darker and became thinner and thinner. . Disgusted, I shook the water bottle, but the pancake still didn’t break. 4. Eating scones composition

The weather is very good today, I am hungry and ready to eat scones.

I like scones so much, so I decided to eat them in small bites.

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It should be enough for 500 words. 5. Composition: Wink and eat cakes

[Composition: Wink and eat cakes] Wink and eat cakes. Zhou Congyi, fourth grader of Qianshan County Experimental Primary School, wink and eat cookies? You may not know this, but this is an interesting little game we play, wink and eat cakes.

Today, Teacher Ding was creative and organized us to play this game. The students were so happy that they jumped three feet high. Teacher Ding first announced the rules of the game to us: put the biscuit on your forehead, do not hold it with your hands, and wink to see who brings the biscuit to his mouth first.

During the preliminaries, 5 men and 5 women each will be selected to enter the finals. In the finals, each team will send one player to compete on stage, winning three out of five games.

The teacher gave each classmate a cookie and asked us to practice first, and told us to wipe off the sweat and dirt on our faces first to prevent the cookies from sticking to our faces. The preliminaries started. I gently put the biscuit on my forehead and raised my head high. I was afraid that the biscuit would fall. I squeezed my eyebrows into the middle. The biscuit fell a little, and then fell a little more. It was almost close to the corner of my mouth. , the third-grade primary school composition "Winning and eating cakes".

I had an idea and tilted my head a little to keep the biscuit balanced. oh! YES! GOOD! The biscuits went into my mouth! oh! I immediately raised my hands high, afraid that the teacher would not see it.

As expected, I entered the finals. The exciting moment of the finals came, and the teacher first picked me and Liu Yanhao to play against each other.

I took out a biscuit from the teacher's hand, raised my head, put the biscuit on my head, and was ready for the finals. "One-two-three, start."

I winked as hard as I could. However, God didn't help, because I was too nervous and sweated on my forehead, and the biscuit just wouldn't slide down.

I was a little confused. I glanced at Liu Yanhao sideways. No, his biscuits were on his cheeks. This time I was defeated, but no matter what, I had to let the biscuits slide onto my cheeks. I couldn't embarrass the girls team, so I pushed my eyelashes down with all my strength. The hard work paid off, the biscuit did reach my cheeks, but Liu Yanhao had already eaten it in his mouth. I lowered my head in shame and the biscuit fell on the ground. I lost a point to the girl.

After four games, our boys and the girls were tied. Entering the most critical fifth game.

The boys team sent Yu Chenwei, and our girls team sent Li Ziqi. We girls placed all our hopes on her. I seemed to be more nervous than myself during the competition, and my palms were already sweating. "Start!" Following Teacher Ding's command, Li Ziqi shook her head and stuck out her tongue. The biscuits fell to the ground again and again. I was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and I really wanted to go up and help her.

"Not good!" Yu Chenwei was about to eat it. Some of us girls shouted, "Yu Chenwei is leaking oil." Some of us shouted, "Come on, Li Ziqi."

But Yu Chenwei just didn’t leak oil, and Li Ziqi just didn’t oil up. "Yeah!" The boys cheered loudly. Li Ziqi lost and the girls team lost.

Although I lost this time and the girls team lost, we had a lot of fun and I want to play this game next time.