Short sketch of Camel Brand Goat Milk

Wu Song was walking on the street when a big fat beggar came over with a chicken leg in his mouth ``````

Beggar: I'll give you two bad money to spend. Ah (sweat, still a beggar from Northeast China) I haven’t eaten for 3 days

Wu Song: Doesn’t it look like I haven’t eaten for 3 days? Why do you look like you are richer than me?

Beggar: Hey, Wu Song, where are you going today?

Wu Song: Who do you think I am?

Beggar: Aren’t you Wu Song?

Wu Song: It’s strange. You said this is an unlucky place where even the beggars know me, Wu Song! Wrist! , give them some money

Beggar: Great,

Wu Song: How do you know me?

Beggar: What nonsense are you talking about? Who can’t see such a big brand?

Wu Song: Khan! You said that the mountain road is so rugged that I am so thirsty that I don’t know where to drink milk. Why are these words so awkward?

Beggar: Just listen, there is no place to drink milk, right?

That Begging for food, he raised his arms to signal to throw money into his pocket

Beggar: Here’s goat milk

As he said this, he also took money out of Wu Song’s pocket

Beggar: It's so tight. If you want to drink milk, don't you say this goat's milk? Just walk forward. There is a place with pleasant scenery and beautiful scenery. You still have your hand in your pocket. Don't bother. I'll give it to you. If you know the local famous Camel brand goat milk, you can go there and drink it. We all drink milk at this milk station (Wu Song returned the money to him)

Beggar: That’s enough. The price is cheap and the quantity is good. Enough that we have been using it

Wu Song looked into the distance: Whenever I see the oasis on the horizon, I think of Camel goat milk,

Beggar: Your word is too precise. Hard, I have to go and walk

We arrived in front of a big house with the four characters "Camel Milk Shop" written on it.

Wu Song: Oh, these four words of calligraphy The words are really strong and powerful. They float like floating clouds and are as powerful as a frightening dragon. You see, these four words are so well written. They are four-star. When I went in to take a look, when I opened the door, I saw a sign in front of me that said "3 breasts are not enough for duty".

Store: You can do it objectively, you know our store has been open for 30 years and finally we are waiting for you, the first customer, please come in

Wu Song: I am the first customer in 30 years. Okay. (The table shattered when I slapped it)

Store: There is a new table, please continue taking pictures

Wu Song: I am the first customer in 30 years, what do you think?

Store: We have Camel brand goat milk here

Waiter: If you don’t want to drink milk during the holidays this year, don’t drink Nai. If you don’t want to drink milk, just drink Camel brand.

Wu Song : Store owner, do you guarantee the quality of this goat's milk?

Store owner: Of course, we have guaranteed the quality of Camel brand goat milk. The advertising of Shengyoubu Yougeyou goat milk is not as good as that of Camel brand goat milk

Wu Song: I am a good shopkeeper and I want this Camel brand goat milk

Waiter: Camel brand goat milk has good resistance and good health. Goat milk and goat milk are a bottle of goat milk.

Wu Song: Store: Why hasn’t my goat milk arrived?

Store: Camel brand goat milk comes from Jing Yanggang’s greetings. It has been filtered through 27 layers and is fragrant and silky. It does not contain phosphorus and copper, and is pure green and natural. No pollution (the store owner sneezed and woke up late) Rich in essential vitamins ABCDEFG`` OPQRST``` Fighting Milk

Store: How does it taste?

Wu Song: It tastes great. In our tiger hunting business, we go outside every day and drink the Camel brand sheep in the wind and sun. The breasts really match our face. I want to go home to see my brother. I don’t know what to bring.

Store: Male or female? (Is my brother a female? I’m confused)

Wu Song:: Male

p>Store: How old are you?

Wu Song: Over 40 years old

Store: Give me Camel brand goat milk

Wu Song: Is it easy?

Store: Who knows who uses it?

Wu Song: Most people don’t tell them.

The new table is also broken

Wu Song: The store packs it for me. I want to take it back and share it with my brother

Store: If you can’t pack it, think about this mountain road, which is far away and bumpy. What should I do if the goat’s milk is knocked, lost, scattered, broken, and finally evaporated?

Wu Song: What should I do?

Store: Don’t worry, it’s okay. I also have Camel Brand Goat Milk Tablets

Wu Song: You This is enough. When I was a kid, I could no longer sit still when I heard the shouts of Camel Brand Goat Milk Tablets.

Shop: One fruit-flavored piece of Camel Brand Goat Milk Tablets can be eaten during the day. I sleep well with the white tablets, but I don’t feel drowsy after taking the black tablets at night

Wu Song: I took it the wrong way

Shopkeeper: Thank you

Wu Song: It’s fate

Killer: Wait a minute

At this time, a killer came "If you want to live forever, leave the goat milk slices" I saw dark clouds in the sky, even the blooming flowers turned into buds, and the waterfall also flowed backwards. The killer couldn't pull the sword out of its sheath when he tried to open it. It took a long time (about 3 hours).

Wu Song: That's it. The shopkeeper said goodbye

Shopkeeper: Brother Wu, please go on your way. Don’t come to our store next time in 30 years. Brother Wu, please go slowly. You just drank so much goat milk. Don’t vomit on the way.

Wu Song : How old am I? I still vomit milk. Don’t worry, I’m fine. Ever since I drank Camel brand goat milk, my waist no longer hurts. My back no longer hurts, my legs no longer cramp. I can walk with more energy. Going up to the 5th floor is effortless

The store owner stole the bottle of goat milk tablets from Wu Song’s pocket.

Wu Song: Are you using your bottle of mine again?

Store owner: My dad used it and I used it. He said that if you change the bottle, the more expensive ones are sure to recognize the Camel brand.

Wu Song: See you tomorrow at Camel

Store: See you at Camel every day

Wu Song: Shopkeeper Let me ask you where these two roads go.

Store: Isn’t it clearly written on the sign? One is to the imperial court and the other is to Shuibo Liangshan. Which way do you want to take?

Wu Song: Of course I was going to serve the imperial court and came back to exterminate Song Jiang. These bandits said goodbye and walked in the opposite direction

Storekeeper: He can’t read. This is too much trouble. This doesn't work, I want to write it down, so I wrote in the account book what knowledge can change my destiny

Guest 23: What did Shi Naian draw blindly? Hurry up and get some milk

Store: Come on Here it comes

Put the account book on the ground. The account book shines with light and shows three big characters "Water Margin"