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How to become Altman?

Question 1: How to become Altman? The ancients made heroes in troubled times. Darwin also said that natural selection made organisms evolve. Therefore, if you want to become Altman, you must first create a cosmic environment where monsters are rampant. Looking at the world today, science and technology are changing with each passing day, and it is very possible to create monsters. It is suggested that the landlord study hard every day, study life science when he grows up, and build a lot of monsters with genetic engineering. Then, Altman, hiding in the depths of the universe, couldn't help but come out and fight monsters. At this time, the landlord showed a strong sense of justice. It is best to have a touching bridge with the monster, and then Altman is attracted to you. generate shows infinite basic feelings and will give you a stick to transform, and then of course it will fit (covering your face). Since then, the landlord has the ability to transform Altman.

Then I wish the landlord a successful transformation from Corcube.

Question 2: How did humans become Altman? Hello, I come from the M78 nebula, Altman's hometown. In fact, Altman is also a human being, but light has made us evolve into Altman. Artificial sun. We can absorb solar energy for our own use. You can't see us. We are in four-dimensional space, and only we can see the body of the earth. To be us, you must be able to control the light. Altman is called the giant of light because we can control light. You haven't found your destiny yet. Many Altmen are members of the air force who defend the earth. You are not, so you can't be Altman. You just want to fight, so you can't be Altman. Go to Qingdao Shaolin Temple to fight and learn martial arts, or go to Wan You to learn martial arts. Altman is a body flow. You must strengthen this. When Mars leaves your name, I'll pick you up.

Question 3: How can I become Altman, blow my penis off, and then you will feel very painful. Just like Wukong becomes a Saiyan, your anger will be max in an instant, and then you can save your strength. If you are in good condition, you can upgrade to a three-star Altman. If you control your true qi better and better, if you can think that the guy downstairs can advance to level 5 and think that Severn is only level 7, it will be very harmful. I guess you don't even know this. It's hard to get to level 3. It is estimated that it can become 1 class Altman. If you practice more, you will eventually become an Altman above level 5. However, those who practice for the top can exercise and recuperate, while those who practice for the bottom will collapse and die in the first step.

Because my combat level is not the role Altman is involved in, I am defensive, so I can't know more. To tell you more, you can only find a professional, but I am better than those who don't know anything. I hope you can do it one day. If so, welcome to join The Avengers ~

Question 4: How did people become Altman? It turned out that the indigenous people of m78 nebula looked like earthlings. Later, the stars in their galaxy exploded, so their scientists built an artificial sun, that is, a plasma spark tower in the country of light, but the artificial sun was so powerful that people mutated into Altman.

Question 5: I want to be Altman, how do I do it? Take a change artifact

Question 6: How to become Altman? In fact, all you have to do is take your mobile phone, turn on the flight mode, then jump out of the window, then call the Altman you want to be, and you will fly, then become Altman, reach the Star of Light, find me, and I will take you to fight the little monster.

The above is purely funny, please don't imitate it.

Question 7: I want to be Altman. How can I change? You are the right person! I changed from human to ultraman. But I really don't recommend that you become Altman. Although I can be Altman now, I am also very strong. Many children worship me, but it's really hard, because I don't have a mouth, I can't eat delicious food, and I'm wrapped in a shirt, and I'm going to have a rash. Alas, I knew I wouldn't become Altman.

Question 8: How to become an Altman? I'll teach you! The premise of becoming Altman is that there are monsters on the earth that threaten human beings. Then you try to fight monsters. If Altman doesn't come out and you let the monster kill you, Altman will appreciate your courage and become one with you. If Altman comes out, you will let Altman accidentally trample you to death, so Altman will become one with you because of guilt.