Can you tell me a joke? Thank you very much

A thief stole a watermelon and sang "Running with the wind is the direction" as he ran.

The old woman who planted watermelon cried and chased: "Look at my tears, and you don't look back."

When the police saw it, they chased the thief and said, "I must be not good enough, so you have to run away."

Later, the thief caught him and the judge asked, "Do you have anything to say? How many tears do you want to shed? "

The thief replied, "Please give me a chance."

The jailer said to the thief, "it is not a crime to cry."

The thief said happily, "If I remember you in the next life, we will die together."