For the company’s annual meeting, we need to put on a program. Make up a funny three-and-a-half sentence line (car rental industry) and wait online. Thanks.

For your reference, you can add the opening words before it, such as:

A: Beat gongs and drums to celebrate

B: The majestic sound is loud

C: What kind of program are we doing?

Ding: Three and a half sentences!

A: Celebrate New Year’s Day with great joy,

B: Our company is happy,

C: There is a big party today,

Ding: I'm so happy!

A: There are so many bosses here.

B: Thank you for your hard work, leaders.

C: Let me salute you first.

Ding: Happy New Year

Then intersperse some content related to your company's situation. One or two paragraphs can be the finishing touch and make it suitable for the situation

A: It’s not easy to live these days

B: Natural and man-made disasters are escalating

C: Bad news about the earthquake in Japan

D: Tragedy

A: The tragic Libya was hit by air strikes

B: Cuba also had a new secretary

C: American reporters questioned Obama

Ding: No temper

A: Domestic prices are like flying on an airplane

B: But wages are climbing stairs

C: Attractive fruits are not cheap

D: Eat I can’t afford it

A: The policies of a certain committee change every day

B: Price limits have become a prelude to price increases

C: Don’t blame us for too many car accidents Driver

D: Coma

A: The clenbuterol unit said sorry

B: No one is managing Shenyang bean sprouts

C: Related Who is responsible for the regulatory authorities?

Ding: Flirting

A: Stir-fried pork belly is weird

B: Dyed steamed buns to satisfy hunger

C: No matter how strong the radiation is Not afraid either

Ding: Drizzle

A: Someone held a high-profile wedding

B: Someone elope and it became a comedy

C: Listen Talking about the new upgrade of "Rou Pu Tuan"

Ding: 3D

A: Who sang "Legend" in the detention center

B: Part of the pre-trial hearing Public opinion

C: There is no justice in the law

Ding: Roaring style

A: If the murder theory can be established

B : Impromptu crimes continue from one to the next

C: The reality of cheating is too funny

Ding: You understand

(Together: I understand your sister)

A: 2011 is destined to be extraordinary

B: Remind everyone to live well

C: No matter what the world becomes

D: You can't afford to hurt

(Together) You can't afford to hurt ordinary people

You can't afford to hurt people who love life

You can't afford to hurt people who have dreams

You cannot afford to hurt the living people, you cannot afford to hurt them!