Little jokes and great wisdom jokes

Little stories contain great wisdom. If you find out with your heart, life is full of surprises, happiness is everywhere and growth is everywhere. I'll arrange a few jokes with great wisdom for you: 1, enlarge the heart diameter1mm.

There is a toothpaste factory with excellent products and exquisite packaging, which is deeply loved by customers. Since 10, the turnover has been increasing continuously, with an annual growth rate of 10% ~ 20%. But in 1 1 year, the performance stagnated, and so did the next two years. The company manager held a high-level meeting to discuss countermeasures. The president of the company promised at the meeting that whoever can come up with a solution to the problem and make the company's performance grow will be rewarded with 654.38+10,000 yuan. A young manager stood up and handed the president a piece of paper. After reading it, the president immediately signed a check for 654.38 million yuan to the manager. The note said: Enlarge the existing toothpaste mouth1mm. Consumers squeeze out toothpaste with the same length every morning, and the opening is enlarged by 1 mm, so if each consumer uses more toothpaste with the width of 1 mm, how much more will he consume every day! The company immediately changed the packaging. In 14, the company's turnover increased by 32%.

Facing the changes of life, we are often used to the way of thinking in the past. In fact, as long as you enlarge your heart diameter 1 mm, you will see that all changes in life have their positive side, full of opportunities and challenges.

Look down at the road

That summer vacation, Xiao Pang and his father went to visit his grandparents. On the way, he had to walk 30 miles and climb a high ridge. After walking for more than two hours, I was still lying on the beam, looking at the endless front. Xiao Pang refused to move. Father ordered majestically:? Don't look ahead, look down at the road, and get off the mountain ridge. ? No way, Xiao Pang had to follow disgruntled. However, after that, Xiao Pang no longer looked at the distant destination again and again, but looked down at the road under his feet, constantly admiring the stones and flowers with different shapes along the road, and unconsciously arrived at his grandparents' home. When you move towards a big goal, you might as well break it down into countless small goals that can be seen in front of your eyes. The reason is simple: a person who pays attention to the distance must first learn to pay attention to the present.

3. Eternal truth

One year, in the famous Harvard University in the United States, a professor gave freshmen a test question: What is one plus one? After a burst of laughter, the students thought, such a simple question can be understood by even a three-year-old child. It seems that there must be other deep meanings in it. So 85% students didn't give an answer, and 5% students answered yes? Three? As for the remaining 10% students, the answers are varied.

So, the professor announced the final answer:? Two! ? After the students looked at each other, the professor said meaningfully: One plus one equals two, which is an unchangeable truth and cannot and will not change because of changes in external factors. ?

In fact, many things in the world have a virtual appearance, depending on how we treat them.

4. The eyes of the wise

The radio station invited a business wizard as a guest host, and everyone was eager to hear him talk about the road to success. But he just smiled and said, let's ask a question to test everyone. ? A gold mine was discovered somewhere, and people flocked to it, but a big river blocked the only road. What would you do? Someone said? Bypass? Someone said? Swim over? . The business wizard smiled and said nothing. Finally, he said, why do you have to go for gold? Why can't you buy a boat to operate? Everyone was shocked. The business wizard said: in that case, even if the passengers are slaughtered with only a pair of shorts, they are willing. Because there is a gold mine ahead! ?

Doing what others don't want to do and doing what others haven't done is the way to success. In the eyes of the wise, difficulties often mean potential opportunities.

5. Monks divide porridge

There is too much porridge, and every time a meal is served, monks flock to squeeze the poor porridge. Everyone is hungry. The monk recommended an old man to share porridge, and the person who shared porridge had the only right. In order to share more porridge, some monks began to kiss up to each other, and the relationship was thick and thin at ordinary times. People who divide porridge divide more porridge and less porridge.

The hungry monk suggested sharing porridge in turn. That's great. It's your turn to support yourself to death. Everyone else is starving.

When abbot Yunyou came back, he decided that one of the monks had full authority to share the porridge, and the others were not different, but it was also stipulated that the porridge-sharing person should take the porridge last. Since then, monks have eaten hot porridge equally.

This story tells us at least three things: ① Everything should be regulated by systems and mechanisms; (2) The system must constantly innovate and keep pace with the times; ③ A good mechanism is not necessarily complicated, and a complicated mechanism is not necessarily good.

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Bernard is a famous French writer and occupies an important position in the history of French film. Once, a French newspaper held an award-winning quiz. One of the questions is: If the Louvre, the largest museum in France, caught fire and only one painting was allowed to be rescued, which one would you rob? Results Among thousands of answers received by newspapers, Bernard won the prize for this question with the best answer. His answer is:? I grabbed the painting closest to the exit. ?

7. The story of the bucket

People used to dig wells with wooden barrels. One day, a man's bucket broke several boards, and now he can't find a suitable board. He just found a few boards of different lengths and rewound the bucket. But when he drew a bucket of water from the well, he found that there was less water in the bucket than before. He wanted to know what was going on. After checking, he found that one of the new boards was particularly short, and the water in the bucket dripped from that place, but those boards that grew out were useless.

The efficiency of a system depends not on the highest efficiency of an individual in the system, but on its shortest point. So we should pay special attention to those weak points (shortcomings) in the system work.

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