Witty, humorous, funny jokes, humorous little jokes

1. When the conductor checked the tickets, an old professor couldn't find the ticket. He was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. The train conductor said: If you really can’t find it, just forget it and just get a replacement ticket. Old Professor: How is this possible? If I can’t find the ticket, I don’t know where I’m going!

2. At two o'clock in the morning, the host came out of the KTV and happened to meet a beautiful girl who lived in the same community at the door. She also just came out of the KTV. I politely approached and struck up a conversation: "Beauty, are you ready to go home?" Well! "It's so late at night, it's hard to get a taxi. Besides, it's not safe for you to be alone on the road. How about I give you a ride?" The beauty stared at me with disdain, "If you want to take my car home, just say so!" ”

3. The wife asked her husband coquettishly: “Do you like my tenderness, or are you obsessed with my sexy figure?” The husband was embarrassed for a while and replied: "I just like your sense of humor!"

4. A couple quarreled in the car, and the girlfriend almost cried. Suddenly the girl shouted: You are lying to me. Boy: This is not a lie. Girl: Do you want me to pretend I don’t know, do you want me to forget? Boy: I understand, I’ll treat you to a meal. Girl: I don’t know anything now.

5. If you want to build a house at home, go to the brick factory to buy bricks and ask the boss: How do you sell bricks? Answer: How much do you want? The more, the cheaper! I thought for a moment and said: Install it for me until it’s free! I'm so fucking witty.