Xiaolin Xiao classical Chinese

1. Fu Bai master's "Laughing Forest" ancient prose ⊙ golden eyes

The client ordered the painter to write an angry statement, accusing the painter of saying, "I saw you draw a big bug the other day, but you biased me with gold foil."

Can't you get rid of a pair of golden eyes? "

-(Ming) The Elegant Joke written by Fu Baizhai's master.

Bare words

Baoshan Temple (in Taihu Lake, Suzhou) is a monk and a practitioner. A scholar sneered, "What about the bald word of the bald donkey?"

Write? The monk replied, "It's just a slight bend in the words of scholars. "

-(Ming) The Elegant Joke written by Fu Baizhai's master.

Han Xin examiner.

Song's son and his nephews Chang Shi and Chang Ling topped the list. When people complain, they ask about this year's tribute.

Who is it? A scholar replied, "It's Han Xin." People argue about their right and wrong. The scholar smiled and said, "If it weren't for Han Xin, how could I choose three?"

Qin? "

-(Ming) The Elegant Joke written by Fu Baizhai's master.

Production metaphor

A scholar who has been in trouble for many times told his wife that her husband said, "This section is as difficult as childbirth." Scholars say:

"You are in the belly, I am not in the belly."

-(Ming) Fu Bai Master Series "Laughing Forest"

Read by name

Che Yin is studying in Bao Ying, and Sun Kangying is studying in the snow. One day, Kang went to visit Yin. Without seeing him, he asked where to go. The doorman said, "Get out.

When I answered Bai Kang, I saw Kang standing idle in the court and asked, "Why don't you study?" Kang said, "I

Look, today doesn't look like a snowy day. "

-(Ming) Fu Bai Master Series "Laughing Forest"

Tofu disease

A person stayed for dinner, only tofu kept saying to himself, "Tofu is my life, and I don't think it is as delicious as it is." From another day to Hakka

Customers remember that their favorite foods are fish and tofu. The man only ordered fish and Spatz, and the guest asked, "What do you say?"

Tofu is life. Why not eat today? "Answer:" I don't want to die when I see fish. "

-(Ming) Fu Bai Master Series "Laughing Forest"

Sell cakes

Someone was selling cakes and his voice was hoarse. People asked them why and said, "I'm hungry." He asked, "If you are hungry, why don't you eat cake?"

Said, "It sucks." (They whisper)

-(Ming) Fu Bai Master Series "Laughing Forest"

2. Seeking Classical Chinese Translation from Kobayashi Che Yin used gauze bags filled with fireflies as lamps to illuminate books, and Sun Kang used the reflective illumination of snow to study. One day, Sun Kang visited Che Yin. Che Yin was not at home, so he asked the man who opened the door where Che Yin had gone. People replied that he went outside to catch fireflies during the day. Later, one day Che Yin went to Sun Kang's house and saw Sun Kang standing in the yard doing nothing, so Che Yin asked him why he didn't go to school. Sun Kang replied, "I don't think it will snow today."

Attach the allusions related to this joke:

The idiom "firefly reflecting snow" refers to Che Yin in Jin Dynasty. He was poor and had no money to buy lamp oil, but he wanted to study at night, so he caught a firefly as a lamp and studied at summer night. Snow-reflecting is a way of reading in winter nights in Sun Kang in Jin Dynasty by using the light reflected by snow.

In the Jin Dynasty, Che Yin was always eager to study, but because of his poor family, his father could not provide him with a good learning environment. In order to maintain food and clothing, there is no extra money to buy him lamp oil for evening study. To this end, he can only use this time during the day to recite poems.

One night in summer, he was reciting an article in the yard when he suddenly saw many fireflies flying at low altitude. The flashing light is a bit dazzling in the dark. He thought, if you put many fireflies together, wouldn't it become a lamp? So, he went to find a white silk bag, immediately caught dozens of fireflies and put them in, then tied the mouth of the bag and hung it up. It's not very bright, but it can be used for reading. From then on, as long as there are fireflies, he will catch one to use as a lamp. Because he studied hard and practiced hard, he finally became an official in a high position.

The same is true of Sun Kang in the same dynasty. Because I have no money to buy lamp oil, I can't read at night, so I have to go to bed early. He felt it a pity to let time pass in vain.

One night in the middle of the night, he woke up from his sleep, turned his head out of the window and found a ray of light in the window. It turned out to be a reflection of heavy snow, which can be used for reading. So he was so tired that he immediately got dressed, took out his book and went outside. The snow reflected on the wide earth is much brighter than the snow in the room. Sun Kang ignored the cold and immediately read a book. His hands and feet were frozen stiff, so he got up and ran, rubbing his fingers at the same time. From then on, every snowy night, he never missed this good opportunity and studied tirelessly. This spirit of hard work has promoted his knowledge to advance by leaps and bounds and become a knowledgeable person. Later, he became a big official.

3. I urgently asked for countless ancient texts and gave 20 pieces of Shi Shuo Xin Yu, which is still relatively short. The website has been given, and there are many more. You can see for yourself.

1. Chen Zhongju speaks as a scholar, acts as a model for the world, takes the lead on the bus, and has the ambition to clarify the world. When he arrived, he asked where Xu Ruzi was and wanted to have a look first. Lord Shu Bai: "The prince of the group of people enters the temple first." Chen said, "Wu

Wang's business ability, the seat is not warm. My manners, why not! "

2. Zhou Ziju's long luck said, "I haven't seen the capital of Huangshu in time and month, and my stingy heart has come back to life."

3. Guo went to Runan Jianyuan, the car did not stop, and the yoke did not stop. Uncle Huang's degree is Mi Ri's letter.

When people asked him why, Zong Lin said, "Uncle Wang Wang is as vicious as a million hectares. It is unclear, disturbing and turbid, and the device is deep and wide.

It's hard to measure. "

4. Li Yuanli's style is beautiful and self-centered. He wants to teach the world right and wrong. Those who lag behind have improved.

Everyone in the hall thinks they are on the Longmen.

5. Li Yuanli lamented Xun Shu and Zhong You: "Xun Jun is hard to know, and Zhong Jun can learn from Germany."

6. Chen Taiqiu is poor and has no servants, so that Fiona Fang will drive the car, and Ji Fang will hold the stick. Later, the long article is still small.

In the car. When they arrived, Xun asked Cishu to answer the door, Ciming drank wine, and the other six dragons ate. Wen Ruo is also very young, sitting in front of his knees.

Master Yu said, "A real person travels eastward."

7. A guest asked Chen, "What are the benefits of being a gentleman in Taiwei's family?" Ji Fang said:

"My family is like a laurel tree, born in Mount Tai, with the height of Wan Ren and the depth of the accident; The floor was stained with dew,

The bottom is moistened by deep springs. When I was in Sri Lanka, Guishu didn't know the height of Mount Tai and the depth of deep springs, nor did he know whether he had any merits or not. "

8. Chen Yuanfang's son Chang Wen is talented, and he is filial to Ji Fang. He discusses his father's strengths and weaknesses, so he can't argue with them.

Qiu, Qiu said, "Fiona Fang is difficult for his brother, and Ji Fang is difficult for his brother."

9. Jubo Xun saw his friend's illness from a distance, which is worth a thief attacking the county. The friend said, "I died today, and my son can go!" "

"Look at each other from a distance," said the giant. "My son told me to go, and I lost the meaning of survival. Is Jubo Xun doing evil? " When the thief comes, call him

Giant Bo said, "When the army arrives, a county is empty. How dare you stop alone? " The giant said, "When a friend is sick,

I can't bear to entrust it, I'd rather lay down my life for my friend. Thieves said to each other, "We who are not righteous have entered a righteous country. "

Then the squad came back and a county won.

10. Huaxin gets along well with his children. Although he is in his spare room, he strictly abides by the rules. Chen Yuanfang brothers' way of love. but

In the second door, the two did not lose the track of harmony and happiness.

1 1. When hoeing vegetables in the gardens of Guan Ning and Huaxin, there was a piece of gold in the field. The hoe was the same as a tile stone, but the people of China seized it and threw it away.

One. I have also tasted the taste of reading at the same table. Those who pass by the entrance of the porch would rather study as before and read those useless books. Ningqie found a seat and said:

"My son is not my friend!"

12. Every time Wang Lang pushes Hua Hin with knowledge. Incense wax day, drink and taste halberd, and Wang also learns it. Someone asked Zhang Hua

Speaking of this, Zhang Yue said, "Wang Zhi's learning from China is just a skeleton, so it goes further."

13. Hua Xin and Wang Lang both took refuge by boat, and one of them wanted to attach it, but it was difficult to attach it. Lang said, "Fortunately, it is still wide.

Why not? "After the thief chased, the king wanted to give up his people. Xin said, "That's why I became suspicious. That's why I doubt it. Has been accepted.

It is better to abandon evil in a hurry than to be self-defeating. "It's just like before. The world used this to judge the merits and demerits of China and the king.

14. Wang Xiang's mother, Mrs. Zhu, is sincere. There is a plum tree at home, which bears excellent fruit and has been preserved by my mother. Time and rain

Suddenly, Xiang hugged the tree and cried. Auspicious taste sleeps in another bed, and mother goes into darkness. Value auspicious private, empty. Both,

Anemarrhena was so sad that she knelt down and begged for her life. Mother realizes that love is like her own son.

15. King Wen of Jin told Ruan Sizong to be cautious. Every time he spoke to him, his words were profound and he never denied anyone.

16. Wang: "I have lived with Ji Kangkang for twenty years and have never seen his joy."

17. Wang Rong and He Hao suffered great mourning at the same time, which is called filial piety. King chicken bone bed, crying for gifts. Emperor Wu said

Liu Zhongxiong said, "Does the king of the provinces count? Make people worry and listen to mourning. " Zhong Xiong said, "although he is coke.

Prepare a gift, the air will not be destroyed; Although Wang Rong didn't prepare a gift, he mourned and destroyed his bones. I was born with filial piety and peace, and Wang Rong died of filial piety. Your Majesty

You shouldn't worry about your troubles, but about your troubles. "

18. Liang Wang and Wang Zhao, close relatives of this country, were valuable at that time. Pei Gongling asked the two countries for millions of dollars in rent as a sign of sympathy.

The poor man at the middle table. Or ridicule: "Why do you want to please?" Pei said, "It is heaven to make up for the loss.

Yes "

19. Wang: "Too much life is in the beginning, not in the flow of words." As far as it is concerned, Qingyuan will be in the middle.

There is no hidden virtue in his words. "

20. Wang Anfeng finds it extremely difficult. Pei Ling hung it up and said, "If a fruit can hurt people, I will rush it."

It will inevitably destroy the ridicule of sex. "

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4. Humorous and short classical Chinese can boast.

original text

When a person gets lost and meets a mute, he doesn't answer questions, but only gives directions by making money gestures with his hands as a sign of getting money. This person is metaphorical, that is, he uses it to count money. The dumb man opened his mouth to show the way, and the man asked, "Why don't you have the money to pretend to be dumb?" Dumb: "In today's world, talk if you have money!" "

translate

A man lost his way and met a "mute" who asked and didn't answer. The "dumb" will only ask for money with his hand, and then he will show the way. The lost man understood the meaning and immediately took out a few dollars and gave it to the "dumb". "Dumb" then asked for directions, and the lost man asked, "Why pretend to be dumb?" "Dumb" said: "In today's world, you can talk if you have money."

Excerpted from Laughing at Guang Lin Collection, Laughing at Guang Lin Collection was collected by the owners of the famous brand games in Qing Dynasty, mostly from jokes in Ming and Qing Dynasties.

5. There is a cloud in the classical Chinese Xiaolin soundtrack "Laughing Forest": there were people in the Han Dynasty, old and young, childless, rich and thrifty in nature.

Poor clothes and vegetables; Get up in the morning and rest at night; Running an industry is insatiable, but it is not for personal use. Or people beg beggars from it, but they have to go in and withdraw money.

Walking out of the hall, I couldn't get outside step by step. I was only halfway through, so I closed my eyes and begged. Xunfu told Yun: "I spent all my possessions to support your husband. You should be careful not to let him say that I was unified!" " The old man died in Russia, and there was no official in the Tian Zhai, and the goods were filled inside.

"Smile" Note: When the guest arrives, the host has food and the guest is unhappy. Master Xie said, "The family is poor and the city is far away, so we can't eat meat."

The guest said, "Please kill my mule and eat it." The master said, "Why did you come back?" The guest pointed to the chicken on the doorstep and said, "I'll borrow your chicken to ride home."

There have been stingy people in the world since ancient times, but Yan Jiansheng in The Scholars is particularly famous, and his theory of double lights and grass makes people laugh and be generous.

6. Humorous and short classical Chinese Ji Chang learned to shoot flies and was a good shooter in ancient times. He pulled the bow and the beast fell under the bird.

Disciple Wei Fei learned to shoot flies, but he was more skilled than his teacher. Ji Changzhe also learned to shoot at Wei Fei.

Wei Fei said: "I can't learn it instantly before I can shoot." Ji Changgui, lying under his wife's machine, took the lead with his eyes.

Two years later, although the cone tail fell off, it was not instantaneous. Tell Wei Fei.

Wei Fei said. "Not also, will learn to watch before.

See the big from the small, see the small from the small, and then tell me. "I often hang my hair on lice in Xi 'an, looking at the south.

Between ten days, the sense of immersion is also great; Three years later, it's like a wheel. If you want to see the rest, you can see the hills and mountains.

It is the arc of the swallow's horn, which was shot by Shuo Peng's pole, penetrated the heart of the louse and hung on it. Tell Wei Fei.

Wei Fei danced and said, "You made it!" Translated as follows, for reference only: Gan Fei is an ancient archer. Before the bow was fully opened, the birds and animals fell down.

Disciple Wei Fei learned archery from Gan Fei and surpassed his master. Ji Chang learned archery from Wei Fei again.

Wei Fei said, "You have to learn not to blink before you can talk about archery." Ji Chang returned home, lying on his back under his wife's loom, staring at the shuttle (practicing not blinking).

Two years later, he didn't blink even if he used a cone spike (Jichang's) eyelid. (He told Wei Fei about it), Wei Fei said, "Kung Fu isn't home yet, but you have to learn to see things-make the small big, make the small obvious, and then tell me."

Ji Chang hung on the window with yak hair tied with lice and came from the south to practice. Ten days later, the lice in Jichang's eyes gradually became bigger; After three years, I feel as big as a wheel.

Looking around, everything is as big as a hill. So he used a bow decorated with the horn of Yan State, and an arrow made in the North Pole shot at the louse, penetrating the center of the louse, but the hair tied to the louse was not broken.

Tell Wei Fei (about it). Wei Fei jumped up happily, patted his chest and said, "You have mastered the skill."

7. Get the translation of Laughing Forest in half an hour. Xiaolin guangji laughs well and so on. It's in ancient joke books. Give an example of Xiaolin optical base.

Biezi: The second master died to see the king of Yan, one was reading Biezi, and the other was reading the sentence. After the investigation, those who can't read are punished as dogs, and those who break sentences are punished as pigs. "Please be a bitch." The king said, "Why?" Yue: "The Book of Rites" says: "Those who are cheap get what they want (without asking), and those who are sick get what they want (without asking). So I want to be a bitch. "Translation (just a general meaning, not a literal translation) Two first-time teachers died and went to see Yan. One always reads other words, and the other always makes mistakes in sentences. Rebecca read their information (book of life and death), and was punished for reading other words and being a dog in his next life, and being a pig by mistake. People who like to read other words say,' Please turn me into a bitch'. The prince asked, "Why?" He said,' In the Book of Rites, when faced with money, the bitch gets it (not casually); In the face of danger, the bitch is exempt. "。 So I want to be a bitch.