Joke 30: How can six cakes and seven cakes be counted so fast?

I heard from a buddy that a small local bank was robbed. The gangster threatened a salesgirl with a knife and was beaten by a young man at the door. After being arrested, the police said to the young man, thank you for your brave behavior. What were you thinking? The young man said, I saw him threaten my wife with a knife and killed him!

My wife is pregnant and has severe morning sickness. Looking at her painful appearance, I am also very, very painful next to her, because as long as she vomits, she will pinch me hard: it's all your fault!

The company organizes internal recruitment, so that the people we interview sit in a row and speak one after another. I smiled when the person in front finished reading the manuscript. Damn it, I found it on the website 100. You are exactly the same as mine. After reading it, the scene was quiet and I couldn't forget the melancholy eyes of the leaders.

Mom called: stew an old hen and go home to drink some chicken soup. Me: OK! I'll be right there. When I got home, I saw a pot of noodles and chopsticks, huh? What about the meat? Mom, why is there no meat? Mom: We have finished eating meat. We never said we had meat. We just said that we should drink some chicken soup! You see, I gave away half my noodles. I took a deep breath and swallowed my old blood.

My female college classmate told me: My roommate is so annoying. She cried while watching Korean dramas, leaving tissues all over the floor. I smiled and said, "Hey, so is my roommate. Watching Japanese dramas also makes paper towels all over the floor. " .

Daughter: "Mom, I don't want to marry that man. He is an atheist. He doesn't believe in hell or heaven. " Mom: "Don't worry! After getting married, he will know what hell is! "

Dad is a little natural to stay. I remember the parents' meeting in senior three. The head teacher pointed to my father and my partner's father and said, "You two children are in love." Then my father stood up and waved to my partner's father: "Oh, in-laws!" " "Then the applause thundered, and our affair became famous. Now she is married.

Doctor: "Don't eat after six o'clock in the evening, and don't drink water after seven o'clock." Xiao Wang: "How about swallowing saliva?" Doctor: "Yes, but I can only swallow it myself."

Today, I read the news that depositors' deposits have disappeared, ranging from several million to several hundred million. There is no hope for depositors to claim compensation, and some of them have been sentenced. I was so scared that I drove to the bank to see if 150 yuan in Cary was still there. Emma, you scared me to death. It took half an hour to walk more than 20 kilometers. I'm exhausted. I don't watch the news anymore. I'm so tired!

I went out this morning and saw an old lady lying on the road. I quickly ran over and asked my grandmother, "Grandma, can I support you for 3 thousand yuan a month?" Grandma waved her hand and said, "You'd better go, I'll wait and see!" " "