What are the coldest jokes?

Cold joke 44. Xiao Ming asked his father to tell a joke before going to bed, and his father promised him a story about little bees. Dad: There are two versions of the story about the little bee. Do you want to listen to long or short? Ming: hmm ~ ~ ~ dragon? Dad: Once upon a time, there was a little bee flying in the sky. Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. Dad! ! Let's make a long story short ~ ~ Dad: A long time ago, there was a little bee flying in the sky ~ ~ and it hit the wall and died ~~ 45. Sichuanese should see a small animal before eating spicy food, and then they are not afraid of spicy food. What small animal is it? Cockroaches are not afraid of spicy food because I see cockroaches ~ 46. The fortune teller met a lady and said, I think you will have bad luck. You have a bad omen ... The lady said in surprise, then I'll take off my bra. Fortune teller: that won't do either ... because you still can't escape the two big waves of life ... 47. When the bear and the rabbit were defecating in the forest, finally, the bear thought about it and asked the rabbit: "It doesn't matter!" " So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass. 48. Patient: "Doctor, I seem to be half deaf. You can only hear half of what you hear. " Doctor: "Really? Then let me test it. 88-inch patient: 44-inch 49-inch. One day A was watching TV in a wonderful place when he heard a knock at the door and went to open the door, but no one was seen. " Hello, can I have some water? "Only then did I find a snail at the door." No! "A angrily kicked the snail away. A few years later, A was watching TV alone at home when the knock on the door rang again. A ran to open the door, and the snail said, "Why did you kick me just now? "40. One day, the elephant went to Cobra's house to play. Two people stood at the door and greeted each other. Cobra said to the elephant, Oh, look at you, come when you come. Why did you bring such a big pig? Very polite ~~ 4 1. Why do Haier brothers only wear underwear? There are no q coins. 42. The passenger ship passed by a desert island and saw a man wearing an animal skin and a beard. He screamed and waved. The tourist asked who the captain was. The captain said impatiently, I don't know. Every year our ship passes by here, he goes crazy! 43. At dusk, I jog on the road. A young man ran up from behind me and shouted into my ear, "Run! """What happened?" I asked the young man next to me. "Run." The young man ran ahead of me. After chasing 500 meters quickly, I panted and asked, "What's the matter?" "You run too slowly." The young man left me and ran away.