Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Folk Song Book-Don’t worry when you are big, don’t worry when you are little, I only love my sister.
Folk Song Book-Don’t worry when you are big, don’t worry when you are little, I only love my sister.
Female: My sister is forty-six years old and she only needs to have feelings for me. I loved drinking when I was young, so I drank enough of it every day.
Male: Sister, although you are over forty, you are still very thirsty in the middle of the night. Xiaolang is a small person and has little energy. He will not be able to do anything as time goes by.
Female: As long as I am married to my sister, I will be the most stable in my work. Go buy some tonics on the street to make you fat.
Man: I love you, come and you love me, we agreed to sit together. I'm also kind to you, Sister Zhang. I don't stew black-bone chicken and stew pig's feet.
Female: I’m having a good time with my sister, and I’m afraid I’ll leave them when the time comes. If you pick wild flowers, you won’t be able to make a decision after thinking about it.
Male: I only like Sister Zhang to be good-looking, but I’m not happy about being a good-looking sister. I don’t love fairies descending to earth, but my grandpa sits firmly on the Diaoyutai.
Female: You are much younger than me, you are still a young man. Don't pick up the good flowers elsewhere, I want you to destroy the nest together.
Male: Don’t worry, don’t worry. I only love Sister Zhang. If Sister Zhang, you go first, I will go up the mountain to practice.
Female: What I said is indeed true. Sisters and I can rest assured. I made an agreement with you today that we will get divorced tomorrow when we go back.
Male: Just leave, come and leave, the golden rooster and the phoenix crow in the cage. Life and death are together, and our love will never waver.
Female: Sister, I will go back and get divorced. You have to worry too. Two sons and two daughters, you have to bear a heavy burden.
Male: I will follow you all the way with my sister sincerely. I dare to bear the heavy burden. The two put together four hands and traveled all the way to the ends of the world.
Female: If you dare to carry a heavy burden, write the contract first and then make the friendship. If you want to lose me, hold the contract in your hand and burn it to the sky.
Man: You come here with your heart and I come with my heart. We are inseparable in life and death. If either one is left behind, he will die and become a beast in the underworld.
Female: Life or death is about to come, and you are not afraid of your husband in front of you. It's just a beating at most, and it's not just a pain in the butt for you.
Yunnan folk songs, modern folk songs, passionate duets about childhood sweethearts
Male: You love me too, I love you too, and I am not afraid that my husband will follow. Jump out of the iron threshold and never look back.
Female: If my husband wants to beat me, I will, as long as he likes it. The injuries on his body will heal, and his hair is combed back and forth.
Male: I love you and you love me. Love is not afraid of hitting someone. If I break my sister's hand, I will carry you to the hospital for medicine.
Female: I like to have sex with my family. Don’t be afraid of my husband. When you hit me, you will be there, and we will have sex with her two to one.
Male: My husband is like a dragon, but my sister’s husband is like a caterpillar. One day the caterpillar dies and the thrush jumps into my magpie cage.
Female: The lamps and grasses are basking on the high stone slab, which makes my husband anxious. My marriage has been established in this life, and it’s hard for me to pick a thorn in my eyes.
Male: If your husband is not good, you should not suffer. If you jump out of the iron threshold. Nowadays, social freedom is good, and marriage affairs can be arranged by oneself.
Female: My husband is not easy and I have a lot of work. I have two sons and two daughters. If you leave your children behind, your heart will not be broken even when you are in the world.
Man: My husband is really evil. He uses me to practice boxing and kicking with you every day. If you don’t believe me, my two front teeth are knocked out.
Female: If my husband beats me, I will beat him, as long as we start a family with me. As long as he treats me well, my four children don't want him.
Male: It’s a pity that I lost my husband and started a new family with my husband. It's easy to lose your husband, but I'm afraid it will be difficult for you to lose your baby.
Female: What has been said is settled, and the words are put down before the eyes. If your sister cheated on you, it is not a good idea to scold her.
Yunnan folk song "If the rain doesn't rain, the flowers won't bloom."
Male: If you have the heart to do something with me, I will love it to the death. My sister is a rich woman with lots of money. It’s not a bad idea to be with you.
Female: Just make a bunch of things with me and let the birds fly. Open the cage and let the birds fly out, without fear of others saying right or wrong.
Man: People can say whatever they want, as long as we have a good friendship. Only others can tell right and wrong, who dares to chop off the head.
Female: The old man wants to scream as loud as he can, the wind blows the old trees and shakes them as much as possible, and people want to speak their own words, stepping on the iron bridge.
Male: I love you Zhang Jiaojiao with all my heart, and the road of life and death is destined to be married. We built an iron plank road and preserved the ancient monuments for thousands of years.
Female: It seems that you have given up, brother, and made up your mind to follow me. Don't be afraid if your husband comes with you. You dare to fight with a steel knife in your hand.
Male: If you want to eat sea pepper, you won’t be afraid of spicy food, and if you want to eat sea pepper, you won’t be afraid of killing Sister Zhang. The knife was placed on the stem of the neck, his eyebrows moved without blinking.
Female: Seeing that your brother is sincere, my sister is also of the same mind as you. One day when time changes, loess can turn into gold.
Man: As long as I have a fate with my sister, I will follow her through the years. I beg the Bodhisattva to bless me, and when the time comes, the whole hall will be filled with golden bodies.
Girl: As long as you and your sister are matched by marriage, the hall will be full of Bodhisattvas to hold incense. Bless us to be in pairs and return our wishes in the City God's Temple.
Man: As long as Sister Zhang really loves me, I will go through all the hardships. We begged for rice and walked together, you holding the cane and I carrying the basket.
Girl: A serious lover is not afraid of poverty, as long as he has a strong affection for his sister. Asking for rice and carrying a basket on your back is like carrying all the straw on your back.
Male: I only love Sister Zhang with all my heart, and I am not afraid of having a harder life. I would also like to be young and match you. I would love to post the word "Fu" if I buy it.
Female: As long as my feelings are strong, I don’t mind being poor now. One day the time will turn and a loach will transform into a dragon when it goes down the river.
Male: The leeks bloom in fine velvet. If you are interested in me, don’t be afraid of poverty. As long as the friendship between the two is good, brew the tea with cold water and slowly thicken it.
Female: Let me first ask you where your family lives. The second time I go to Ruofan's house, I can sing and play at your house.
Male: Sister Zhang has something to say to me. Xiao Lang’s family lives on Liye Street. If Sister Zhang is determined, she will plant the flowers in my house.
Female: My dear, your family lives in Liye. Do you have a mother and father at home? I'll ask you in advance, I'm afraid you'll be chewed when the time comes.
Male: I will answer Sister Zhang’s questions. I have a father and a mother. Ask me to take you back, and your parents will wait until they can hold your grandson.
Female: Sister Zhang, it seems rare for Sun Yaya to speak frankly to you. Sister Zhang, I am already old and had a sterilization eighteen years ago.
Male: Sister Zhang is not afraid of sterilization. Senior medical experts have methods. As long as we have a good friendship, we can even go to the hospital to have my stitches removed.
Female: I'll leave it to you, you can think of another way. Why bother to untie the knot when you are old? It is better to hold a baby.
Male: If two people want to be together as a family, you won’t have a baby. Good things will be given to you every day, and you will be as fat as a Bodhisattva.
Female: I am telling you the truth, but unfortunately I am much older than you. If you want to find me, you will definitely find Grandma Fu
Man: Even though I am over forty, I am covered in flesh and bones. I really can sleep with you all night, and I feel comfortable touching you.
Female: My sister is in her forties this year and is very fat. If you sleep in the same bed with me, you will be happier than a god.
Male: Even though he is in his early forties, he still wears rouge and powder in a fashionable manner. But Sister Zhang is a little fatter and looks like a fat pig.
Female: My sister is in her forties, and she looks like a sponge. If you sleep with your sister, you will feel warm even without clothes on.
Male: Sister Zhang is fat and easy to look at and touch. Don't look at the cold winter weather and fall asleep without a quilt.
Female: I tell you the truth, I have been running outside for many years. My son is now working and has stopped playing.
Male: I am a single man, over thirty years old and without a wife. If you roll around in your sleep, it will feel cold when you hit the wall.
Female: Brother, you are twenty-seven this year, and you are lying that you don’t have a good wife in your family. If I really go with you, I'm afraid you are not a good person.
Male: Don’t talk nonsense if you don’t understand. Xiaolang is a serious man. It's like a new TV in the mall, just waiting for you to unpack it.
Female: At twenty-seven, it’s useless for you to lie. Someone told me a long time ago that you have a good wife in your family.
Male: Sister Zhang, please don’t accuse me wrongly. I am over thirty and have no wife.
When I meet Sister Zhang today, I won’t let you go as a couple.
Girl: Young Shaoyao, you love to play, but you haven’t gotten married yet. It is rare for us to be in pairs, and our marriage will have to wait until the next life.
Male: If you don’t talk about today, you will talk about tomorrow; if you don’t talk about this year, you will talk about next year. If you want me, young man, to wait, it will be difficult to advance and retreat.
Female: The weather is neither cold nor hot. You can go to the Times Hotel to rest. There are many good girls in the hotel, it's worth it for you to find one.
Male: There are so many ladies in the hotel, it’s hard to compare to Sister Zhang and Jiao’e. I don’t love without feelings, only with feelings can I be warm.
Female: Listening to what you said, our relationship is not weak. I am older and you are younger, how can you sit in the same room with me?
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