Ask for a few small jokes, the more the better. I add 10.

A student asked the teacher how to write the word dung, but the teacher forgot for a moment and had to say:

"It's on my lips. Why can't I get out?"

The professor is having an ethics class. He told his classmates how to remind others of some embarrassing things.

"For example, if you see a girl with grass clippings on her ass, you should be polite.

Say, "Girl, you have cut grass on your shoulder". The girl looked back and then looked down-she saw it. "

At this time, a female student raised her hand and stood up and said, "Professor, the zipper of your tie is open!" " "

One night, I was wandering on the platform of a voracious society, and I couldn't help staring at a woman with long hair.

After a while, the woman suddenly approached.

Stop and look at me. Yu Daoan, "I'm not very handsome"! But see my eyes wide open and my mouth twitching.

Sigh "Am I too ugly"?

But see the bigger Iraq's eyes, the more Zhang Yue opens her mouth. I'm afraid I've always been a real gentleman and never offended anyone.

For her, let alone forever.

Acquaintances? I tried to turn around, but suddenly I heard Iraq shout. . . . . . Ah. . Strange. ! ! "。 she

Rub your nose and drift away.

I'm already sweating.

One day, a professor suddenly stopped teaching.

Seriously say to you:

If you sit in the middle and talk,

If you can be as quiet as the classmate sitting in the back playing cards,

Then the students who sleep in front will not be disturbed.

My middle school deskmate is famous for her simplicity. One day, there was a group meeting in the class, and it was unbearable.

Finally, I asked your opinion. When asked about him, he replied, "I have to pee." . ?

antithetical couplet

The Chinese teacher explained couplets on the stage, for example, "Once upon a time, a newspaper publicly requested Nantong.

As a result, many letters were submitted, and one sentence was quite right.

Ok, that's "East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, East Pawnshop for Things". At this time, a naughty student

Suddenly I cried: "Boys and girls, boys and girls, boys and girls, boys and girls. 」

Student: "Teacher, what is Battle of Red Cliffs?"

Teacher: "Bare arms are bare arms. Battle of Red Cliffs is naturally a war with bare hands. "

On the beach, many young girls are wandering around in Microsoft advertising shirts.

I saw "Pentium inside" printed on the chest of the advertising shirt.

The shorts are printed with "plus and play" (plug and play).

"My husband is good at gambling." "So is my husband!" "He won the first time he bought a horse race ticket,

And it won 300 thousand with 1000. ""My husband is worse. He just paid a life insurance policy.

Money, immediately won back 30 million yuan. "

A regular customer suddenly came to the door, and the hostess entertained him with apple pie without milk and repeatedly asked for it.

When Tom, the hostess's youngest son, saw it, he ran out of the room and quickly brought a milk cooler.

Put it on the guest's plate.

The guest smiled and put the milk cooler in his mouth, then said, "Son, your eyesight must be better than yours."

Hello, mom. Where did you find this cool milk? "

"On the mousetrap, sir." Tom replied.