The funniest joke ever, urgently needed

It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Cao* were on a plane together, and suddenly encountered an emergency and needed to parachute to escape.

Escape. It was only then that I discovered that there were only three parachute bags left on board. Everyone was nervous for a while. At this time, Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan, cleared his throat and said, "Let's do this. The mountain man will ask a few questions. Those who can answer them will parachute, and those who can't will have to jump by themselves." Others People have no choice but to agree.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei: "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought briefly and replied: "One

." So he took an umbrella and went down. . Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again: "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied: "One." He also took an umbrella and went down. Finally it was Cao*’s turn. Zhuge Liang asked: "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Cao was startled and was too confused to answer, so he had to jump down. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea and saved his life. Cao * was secretly grateful.

The second time four people encountered an emergency on a plane, the four of them discussed it together and decided that we should stick to the old method. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei: "What was the battle in which King Wu of Zhou defeated King Zhou?" Liu Bei thought briefly and replied: "The Battle of Muye." Zhuge Liang nodded, so Liu Bei took the I grabbed an umbrella and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again: "How many people died in that battle?" Sun Quan thought for a while and said, "About thirty or forty thousand." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down. Cao * couldn't help but snickered and thought: "Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, I know everything about ancient times and the present, especially military affairs, but you are in trouble this time." Zhuge Liang asked: "What are the names of the soldiers?" Cao * almost heard this. He didn't faint, so he had no choice but to jump in. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea again and saved his life. Cao* laughed to himself.

The third time the same four people took a plane, and the plane encountered an emergency again, Cao* thought, Mr. Zhuge is going to mess with me again, so why not

I might as well jump off myself. , free from insults. So he jumped out of the air. As he was descending at high speed in the air, he heard Zhuge Liang shouting to him from above: "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!"