Ask a few jokes and grade those who provide the funniest jokes.

1. Two tomatoes go shopping,

The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, where are we going?

The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again.

The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again.

The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk?

2. Four people are playing mahjong

The police came and took five people away.

Why?

Because the fifth person is called mahjong.

This car can fly. Please guess a drink. ....

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coffee ...

Because ... (car)-(plane)

A man caught a squid.

Squid begged him:

Let me go!

The man said:

Okay, let me ask you a few questions.

Squid is happy to say:

You take the exam!

Then people roast squid.