Insurance high-speed rail billion jokes

Your demands are too high. I can give you a similar joke. It's related to finance.

Two economics students were walking when they saw a lump of shit on the side of the road. A said to B, I'll give you 50 million if you eat this shit. 50 million is not small. For money, B ate this shit without hesitation, and A readily gave B a check for 50 million.

Keep walking. A regretted it. After eating a lump of shit, I gave him 50 million, which is really not worth it. B began to feel sick, thinking, I ate a lump of shit to get 50 million, which is really not worth it.

Suddenly, another piece of shit appeared on the roadside. B wants to get back at A, saying, You ate this shit, and I'll pay you back 50 million. Seeing the opportunity to make up for the loss, A ate shit without hesitation.

But when they think about it, they feel something is wrong. No one got extra money, but everyone ate a piece of shit for nothing. So I asked my tutor for advice.

The instructor shouted excitedly: Oh, my God! Do you know that?/You know what? What did you just do!

The two students looked startled and said, we all ate a lump of shit.

The tutor immediately interrupted them: no! In the blink of an eye, you have created a billion GDP, a miracle! If this experience is popularized throughout the country, will it be far to achieve a well-off society?

Soon, the professor successfully entered the ranks of national academicians and ran around to earn extra money.