Northeastern wisecracks (Four Northeastern wisecracks (reprinted))

"The most interesting of the four, it relieves fatigue, thirst and boredom; it is funny and tasty, and it sounds practical." Northeastern people have a rough and bold temperament and a sense of humor in their bones. Not only do some "literate" people "walk a few steps without any trouble", but farmers also make three or six sentences in their daily production and life, which make people laugh. Folk culture, elegance and customs are all appreciated! The "Four Big" types of farmhouse snacks are playful and popular in rural areas during the production team period before the 1980s. Like the Errenzhuan, although it is a bit unsophisticated, it is entertaining to a certain extent and can also educate and entertain. Whether it is earthy or vulgar, it is a traditional form of entertainment that people spontaneously use to spend their leisure time, whether it is meat or vegetarian. No matter what, it’s just to make you happy and make you happy. In Northeastern dialects, these slangs that have always been regarded as "lower Riba people" are actually idioms and are quietly spread among the people in Northeast China. The extent of their spread is surprising.

The "copyright" of this kind of playful snack belongs to the farmer, who uses it to entertain himself, and does not tell others about the ordinary jokes...

The four great joys: the sweet rain after a long drought, meeting an old friend in a foreign land, the night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, the four great sorrows when being nominated for the gold medal: the loss of mother in childhood, the loss of father in youth, the loss of wife in middle age, the loss of son in old age

The four great joys : Downwind Flag, Fish in the Water, Seventeen-Eighteen Girl, Little Donkey. The Four Worries: Having no children, being annoyed by my wife, not being able to get a house, and lack of RMB. The Four Worries: encountering evil spirits, sleeping in lonely graves, night owls, hanging. Dead people

The four major odors: open river fish, laying hens, sleeping in cages, and the four major odors of second-room wives: toilet stones, sewer water, shitting butts, and garlic-eating mouths The big sweets: sugar, kisses, days, honey. The four big sours: uncooked dates, hawthorn dew, ladies fighting for the wind, Shanxi vinegar

The four hotties: the wife with her head up, the man with his head down, and the monkey pepper. The four bitter things: pig gall, coptis noodles, motherless children, and bachelors. The four ugly things: dark skin wearing a sling, thick neck wearing a necklace, thick lips smeared with two hundred and two, wearing The slippers are also padded with insoles

The four major greens: grass, watermelon rind, tortoise cover, post office

The four major orchids: the sea in early spring, the sky at the beginning of autumn, the blooming of platycodon, and Jingtai Orchid

The four big yellows: big gold teeth, fried cakes, lama's hats, horse dung bags

The four old ones: supply and marketing cooperatives, junk goods, kicked women, old prostitutes

The four old ones: the skin of a toad, the face of an old sow, the marinated tofu, and the eyes of a blind horse. Big bitch: rice chaff, old bamboo shoots, young lady’s body, processed goods. The four big waves: people laugh when they are wild, cats bray when they are wild, donkeys croak when they are wild, dogs run away and their legs are thin. The four big irons: we go through it together. The four major wetlands: windy beach, compressed biscuits, poor man's oil pot, and bricks from the kiln. The four major wetlands: newly cut trees, new The paved road, the dripping chin, and the four major problems of children's diapers: mobile phone cases, pager cuffs, men wearing vests, and women wearing bras. : College diploma, posted advertisements, technical titles, big blocks. The four slowdowns: drinking too much, being unable to hold on to the wall, taking stupefying drugs, and the wedding bed

The four slowdowns: the car arriving at the station, the ship docking. , bastard mountain climbing, dawdling

The four major jumps: fish out of water, jumping master, burning rabbit alive, stepping on the switch

The four major hustle and bustle: wolf bites pig, dog bites sheep, child falls The four major problems of the well and the hair room: making mud, throwing the big stuff, feeding the children, and beating the beard. The four major problems: the party room, the Japanese bed, the pug, and the Wu Dalang

The four major problems: Diamonds, embroidery needles, the face of a geek, and the heart of a flea. The four major lengths: high-voltage wires, the old Hetao, the Great Wall, and the train track. The four major widths: paving the ground, covering the sky, bathing in the sea, and pillowing on the mountain. The four major narrows: walking on the top of the wall. , winding road, paved with ponytail, covered whip whistle, four flat ones: big pancake, rabbit skin, pressed clam, four flat fish flaps: purple-skinned garlic, old pumpkin egg, jeans butt, orange flap four flat ones: The four major damages are: serving rice on the plate, washing the face on the plate, pricking the eggs in the bowl, and scooping out the salt with the ear-picking spoon: scolding the mute, kicking the widow's door, kicking the lame person's thigh, and digging up ancestral graves. The four major folds: toilet paper, tofu skin, corners of old ladies' eyes, and walnut lines. The four big things: Simmons, trough cake, pregnant woman's belly, big bread. The four big fats: bald head, pig suet, sheep tail, large intestine. The four big hard things: door cave wind, boar bristles, drunkard's tongue, the four big pats of old Shandong: Flattery, blind applause, watermelon picking, the four dirty things in the auction house: pig water, the mouth that counts money, the maggots in the toilet, the mouth that curses

The four thick things: earth skin, psoriasis, pig Bajie Lips, yanghan face.

The four major orders: the stray goose, the bowl with the head turned upside down, the separated couple, and one eye (the bowl with the head turned upside down is a bowl of rice placed in front of the dead person’s head before the funeral). The four major orders: smoking with fire but no smoke, and treating guests. Forgetting to bring money to a party, "losing your wallet" while taking a taxi, forgetting the time while visiting for dinner

The four major sorrows: a disappointed heart, a lazy man's bed, tea for leaving, and a bed for divorce

The four great joys: blacksmith stove, sleeping on the fire pit, frying oil in the oil shop, and talking about a partner

The four great joys: playing mahjong, biting the hook when fishing, police catching thieves, dancing and touching the back of the tongue

The four major quarrels: wildfires and strong winds, the herding sheep being chased by wolves, the eldest daughter sleeping on the bachelor bed, and the father-in-law pulling ashes. The four major quarrels: the wife crying, the children making noises, the porridge shoveling rattling, and the raft sawing blades

Four wilted things: frost-beaten grass, caged bird, deflated rubber ball, old man's x

Four big soft things: girl's waist, tofu buns, cooked soft persimmons, pig urine

Four big drums: car inner tube, inflated mattress, big girl's breasts, beer belly

Four big depressions: hunchback's breasts, monkey's face, deflated blue ball, belly button

The four major pains: wasp stings, snake bites, first-born babies, pinned feet

The four major crookednesses: side arms, lame people, roasted chicken necks, playing the violin

The four big circles: the wheel, the cutting board, the rolling pin, the butthole

The four big bad guys: the green and red gang, the secret service team, the raw men, the exorbitant taxes

The four tides : Health-preserving cement, in front of a well, firewood on a cloudy day, and the four major gaps: oil well penetration, train going up the mountain, Northeastern people talking, toad head smoke

Four major gaps: a bowl with stubble, The wall is broken, the ticket has been cut, and the mouth of the rabbit

The four great smells: the chapped heels, the newly chiseled grind, the bear's tongue, and the old cow's mistake

The four great smells : Barbecue grill, cooked melons, August osmanthus, new wife's house

The four worst smells: yellow mouse smell, body odor, yellow sticky chicken droppings, dumb farts. The four worst smells: cats smell the smell. , fire meets the wind, a lonely man meets a widowed woman, and a drunkard meets the cup. The four major regrets are: there is smoke but no fire, there is fire but no smoke, there is no wife in over thirty, and I told my wife not to touch her

The four major causes of anger: black poop, yellow urine, rotten eyes, and blistered mouth

The four major frustrations: break dancing, taking the wrong medicine, convulsions, and inability to sleep

The four clean things: embroidered maiden, white undershirt, washed cabbage, bare mouth

The four bad things: chipped lips, sore legs, pig killing pot, shaving water.

The four most delicate things: the carpenter's axe, the bricklayer's knife, the luggage for running errands, and the girl's waist

The four most shameless things: the drinking mouth, the dancing legs, the money-playing paws, and the heavy smoker

The Four Sola: Eating instant noodles, blowing snot bubbles, holding popsicles in mouth, Hokkaido

The Four Sola: Xiaomi was cheated, his wife was cheated, stolen money was stolen, Viagra failed. , watch the game of chess, women competing for the upper hand, and making peace with mud

The four good things to listen to: beating a thin bowl, tearing silk and satin, the new wife talking, and playing with silk thread

The four bad things to listen to: pulling out the big saw, Grinding a big pot, a filial son cries for his father, and a cat makes a nest. The four major vices are: picking up widows' doors, digging the graves of impoverished families, eating confinement milk, and beating the disabled

The four major vices: stealing, not supporting the father, Molesting women, breaking shoes

The four most difficult things to change: a smoking mouth, a thief's legs, a breadwinner's wife, and a money trick

The four most uncomfortable things: wearing small shoes, having feet soaked, Sleeping on a wet mattress, squatting in a small cell

Four major troubles: sleep at dawn, wife halfway, mutton buns, stewed chicken

Four major problems: eating a few mouthfuls, chewing teeth while drinking tea Flowers, chatting and spitting, and rubbing and picking your feet. The four comforts: wearing big shoes, making loud farts, riding in a bullock cart, and going to the father-in-law’s house

The four comforts: picking up cigarette butts, and slipping tea sticks , looking at the wife through the crack in the door, and the eldest girl pulling the child's cock. The four major misfortunes: encountering a stupid official in a lawsuit, encountering a cruel official in prison, encountering a bad teacher in the examination, and encountering a quack doctor when sick

The four great admirations: Snow Looking for plum blossoms on the ground, playing the flute to step on the moon, adding fragrance to red sleeves, drinking with friends at night

The four slippers: loach fish, rolling pin, oiling the light bulb, bald old man and bright man

The four big slippers: old man Cucumber seeds, clam skin, potatoes from the sand, and clothes made from red bayberry

The four beauties: almond eyes, high nose bridge, ingot ears, and upturned corners of the mouth

The four beauties Dirty: layers of ash on his face, a long nose, clothes dirtier than a rag, and his crotch is still on the kang after walking three steps.

Four major shows off: lighting the lamps in the Fire Temple, splashing water in the Dragon King Temple, Guan Gong Playing with a big knife in front of Luban, playing with a big ax in front of the door

Four wear-resistant parts: the axle of the cart, the legs of the infantry, the buttocks of the cavalry, and the mouth of the bugler