Funny fantasy series

Funny dream collection 1, I had an idiot dream last night, dreaming that I was going to dismantle the mine, and my heart was in my throat. Suddenly the alarm clock rang (loud), almost scaring the old lady to death! When my colleague was pregnant in May, I asked her if she had any strange dreams recently. She said that she dreamed of a chinemys reevesii last night, so I told her that she was pregnant with a son. She asked me why with an expectant face. I calmly said: turtle son, so I was beaten. 3. The ex-boyfriend broke up for half a year. I dreamed that my ex-boyfriend told me that he would get married next year and woke up to find a friend to confirm. ! ! Damn, you're not dead. You won't call and send me a message, in your dreams! ! ! Thanks to your sister! ! ! 4. I dreamed that my husband cheated on me last night, so I took the woman home to provoke her. I got up in the morning and told him that I thought he would say, "How is that possible? I won't lie to you, "but this guy asked me excitedly: Is that woman beautiful or not? I still remember that when the landlord came to my period for the first time, it was all the Yellow River, and it had to be changed every five minutes. He persisted for half a month and slept every night dreaming that he had changed to a good and safe one. I woke up in the middle of the night and found a big bed. I was afraid of being scolded in the morning, so I planned to secretly wash the sheets in the middle of the night. My younger brother, who is two years older than me, got up in the toilet at night and saw this scene. He rubbed his eyes and asked, Where is your baby? 6. My girlfriend told me in the morning that I dreamed of you last night! I dreamed that you were swimming in boiling water, and I pulled you up. It's no use saying that the dead mouse doesn't feel cold. I am a woman. When I was sleeping, I dreamed that a long-haired white dog was chasing me and barking. I chase it when I run. Turn around and sweep your legs when you lose your temper. I suddenly woke up. A row of radiators is shaking, and it is painful to talk too much. 8. I have been dreaming about shit recently. The night before yesterday, I dreamed that my mother pulled a hip stool. I took a nap yesterday and dreamed that there was a stool on my son's coat somehow. Last night, I dreamed that I was incontinent and couldn't wash my pants. 9. I slept last night and dreamed that six zombies bit me. My ass, bite and neck were all bitten by zombies. One more bite of this miscellaneous disease will kill you. Suddenly, I made sure that zombies don't suck dead people's blood, and then I held my breath ... finally, I woke up ... 10, and my friend dreamed that I was dead and called at five in the morning to make sure I was dead. 1 1. I dreamed that I took the college entrance examination again last night! Full marks in all subjects, beautiful, but why did you have to take a physical education exam later? Tell me this ... is ... why! Just try again, but I'm not good at long-distance running and I have to try again, and I have to run from C to S! I'm so tired tonight that I don't want to go to work in the morning! 12, went to my boudoir yesterday and stayed at her house. What should I cut? When I opened my eyes in the morning, I saw her smile so pitifully! Ask you what's wrong? A woman from China came: I dreamed last night that all the men had their period! Wahaha hahaha! I petrified in an instant! 13, I dreamed of breastfeeding my baby last night. I woke up in the morning and found that my pajamas were not buckled. How I want to have children! ! ! The point is, I am still a junior. 14, I dreamed that I pushed open the door involuntarily and saw two rows of hostesses standing and saying: Welcome. This is what dad said. This is a crematorium. Let's leave now. When we walked back, there were red hostesses and eunuchs everywhere, chasing us to buy a cemetery. The more we chase the hostess and eunuch, the more we chase them. Finally, my father and I had no choice but to leave, and then we were awakened. 15, I heard that dreaming that fish will make a fortune, cut and cut! I dreamed of catching a lot of fish last night, so I am in a good mood today. When I went to work in the company in the morning, I saw a local gold on my boss's desk, so I wanted to pick it up, but in the process of reaching out, my boss's cup was knocked over by me. You think it's right. Water spilled on my mobile phone. I saw the boss's face turn sunny and foggy in an instant! Today is the 30th, and this month seems to be a waste of time. Hide. Think about what to tell your wife when you go back. 16, just dreamed of looking for a young lady. I have never looked for a young lady in my life, and I have no experience in my dreams. I paid for the clothes and took them off. I felt sick, so I let her wash it. I woke up before she could wash it. I feel very lost. 17, I dreamed that my husband was having an affair last night, so I woke up, and then I saw my sleeping husband next to me. I gave him a decisive kick, and the goods got up at once, paused and fell asleep again, haha. 18, it's 2: 05 in the middle of the night ... I dreamed that the male god pressed my leg and asked me to do sit-ups, and I was awakened by a kiss. 19. Last night, I dreamed that the boudoir was touching my chest and told her not to listen. I was so angry that I woke up. Today, I told her during the day and found that you were touching yourself ... 20. At night, I dreamed that I went to the bathroom of a luxury hotel and peed for a long time. Finally finished peeing. When I wiped my ass, I was 2 1, and I dreamed that I was pregnant, and it was five months. Every day I walk around with a big belly, and my relatives call me to congratulate me. Then I suddenly thought, no, I'm a man! Then I woke up. 22. Just now, I dreamed that I had a baby, a boy and a girl. As a result, I woke up and found myself wetting the bed. . Want to cry without tears. The baby slept beside her for nine months, and the husband slept in another bed. . I changed my pants and took a shower. Alas. 23. Last night, I dreamed that I became a member of Interpol and Flying Tigers. But our responsibility is not violence, but ... catching ghosts! I've been dealing with ghosts all night How could I have such a dream? 24. I dreamed that I was sucked into the air by some inexplicable force in the middle of the night and flew eastward (because I flew in the air for a long time, and finally arrived in Taiwan Province Province, the treasure island, where I visited several gods. At that time, I thought about whether to bring a stone back to prove that I had been here, but later I put it down for fear of offending the gods. When I got home, my parents were very angry and ignored me, saying that girls were unruly in the middle of the night ... I didn't have a chance to explain my dissatisfaction. 25. I have had this dream for half a year: running from one mountain to another, sometimes the mountain is too steep, so I can't stand still and slide down. I had the opposite dream last night, carrying heavy things up the mountain, and it was very difficult to walk. After several hurdles, I don't know the way. 26. I dreamed that my penis was very small last night, and suddenly I doubted whether I was a man or a woman. I dare not tell anyone that I went to the hospital to cut my penis alone! Do you want to have such an exciting dream! 27. I dreamed that I was in the house with my mother, and two centipedes were chasing me. We jumped with fear. Finally, the third centipede appeared, and I couldn't dodge. The third centipede got into my anus and bit me hard. I clearly heard the biting sound, and then I was awakened. I was too tired to play with my son all day yesterday. I slept a little hard at night. In the middle of the night, I dreamed that it was raining heavily outside, and the rain was very warm. In my dream, I also laughed at the joke that some psycho was waiting for the rain to heat up and take a bath. Suddenly I felt my body shaking. I opened my eyes and found my husband sitting next to me wiping my face. My face was covered with water, and I asked my husband that my son had peed! 29. I often dream that there is a pig hanging upside down in a tree at home, and then I can see the pig every time I pass by! (m.zgjm.org, Duke of Zhou) 30. The site technician has been busy with his work recently. He sleeps at night and dreams of a beautiful woman. He worked hard and finally took off her pants, only to find that her ass was blocked by a lot of cement, and then she took off the cement all night. ..