A joke about "tiger"

Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan are good friends, and Tang Bohu likes talking with Zhu Zhishan about picking up girls very much.

Tang Bohu has eight wives in his family, so he is proud of it. He always said that there is no woman in the world that he can't handle.

Zhu Zhishan with a grain of salt.

One day, Zhu Zhishan told Tang Bohu, "There lived a widow in the back hill. She was widowed for three years and regarded chastity as her life. She only keeps an eagle to live with.

If you ...

If you can handle this woman, then I, Zhu Zhishan, will throw myself at you. 」

Tang Bohu thought for a moment and asked Zhu Zhishan to come back in a few days to listen to the news.

After two days, it began to rain cats and dogs. In the middle of the night, Tang Bohu climbed the back hill and came to the widow's house.

Bohu Tang

Knock on the door and ask, "can I take shelter from the rain?"

The widow opened the door. It turned out to be Tang Bohu, a gifted scholar in Jiangnan, and hurriedly let him in. Tang Bohu entered the door,

Thank you again and again, and then ask, "can you take off your wet clothes?" 」

When the widow saw that her clothes were all wet, she quickly put them on the stove to dry. At this time, Tang Bohu ask again:

"Eldest sister-in-law, I'm thirsty, lend it to me.

A spoonful. Can I have a sip of water? 」

The widow hurriedly took a spoon to Tang Bohu. Tang Bohu drank the water, looked at it late and asked the widow:

"Eldest sister-in-law can let me stay here for the night? 」

The widow thought about it, and it was raining outside, so she agreed and led Tang Bohu to the guest room, and Tang Bohu went in.

Guest room, you're welcome,

Sleep.

At dawn the next day, Tang Bohu got up early and quietly walked into the yard. Sure enough, he saw an eagle living alone.

Tang Bohu grabbed the eagle and pulled out all its hair; Then he went home without saying hello to the widow.

A few days later, Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan were playing chess at home when they heard someone knocking at the door. Zhu Zhishan opened the door. It's the widow.

As soon as the widow saw Tang Bohu, she swore in Mandarin: "Tang Bohu, Tang Bohu! You are a scholar in Jiangnan, and you are a talent. Why did you do such a dirty thing?

I sympathized with you the other day and kindly opened the door to let you in. You want to take shelter from the rain, I'll let you take shelter from the rain; If you want to take it off, I will let you take it off; You want a spoon, I'll give you a spoon; If you want to spend the night, I'll let you spend the night. Go ahead! Why did you pull out all my eagle hair?

? 」

Zhu Zhishan was shocked by the audit. ...