Please give 10 a classic joke, short and pithy, within 200 words! !

When will dogs get smaller and smaller,

As you run away-

Who gave you the water of forgetfulness?

Mm-hmm. Give me a glass of forgotten water-

An ultra-fast tortoise races with a rabbit. Who is faster?

The tortoise is fast, because he is a super fast tortoise.

Here comes another turtle with sunglasses. Who runs faster in the race with the rabbit?

It's the same turtle.

Because he took off his sunglasses, he was still the super-fast turtle.

Once upon a time, there was a eunuch (and then you deliberately stopped talking, and your girlfriend would definitely ask you what's next? Then you say:)

There is nothing down there.

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Stones fight with rice cakes, and when they get angry, they kick them into the sea. ...

Tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a couple who secretly decided to spend their lives together, but the boy needed military service, so they made a vow with the girl, gave her a diamond ring and agreed to meet her three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring.

Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. She was so sad that she threw the diamond ring into the sea in despair and ran away from home. In fact, boys have been waiting for girls, but girls remember the date wrong, so it has become an eternal regret. The boy was heartbroken ... a few years later. Boys go fishing. Guess what he caught?

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New Year cake; rice cake

These are all carefully selected by me. They are absolutely classic! ! !