Who has a joke book for me?

Xiaoming is five years old and can't speak yet. One day, his mother asked him to learn to speak outside, and Xiao Ming went out.

The first place he went to, he saw a house collapse, and a man shouted over there:

"The building collapsed! The building collapsed! "

Xiao Ming will remember it.

The second place he went to, he saw two people fighting. One of them said, "Come if you dare!" "

Xiao Ming remembered again.

In the third place he went, he saw a child beating his grandfather. Grandpa said, "If you hit him again, he won't give you candy!" " "

Xiao Ming remembered again.

When he got home, his mother asked him, "Xiaoming, what words did you learn?" ! "

Xiao Ming said, "The building collapsed! The building collapsed! "

Mom hurried downstairs, and when she saw it, the building didn't collapse.

Mom came into the room and said, smelly boy, how dare you lie to mom! I want to hit you. "

Little Ming Dow: "Dead boy, come and fight if you dare!" "

Mom hit Xiaoming.

Xiao Ming said, "If you hit Grandpa again, Grandpa won't give you candy!" " "

Mom is dizzy!