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After Wen Jiang's death, the story surrounding the beauty of Qi finally settled.

But as the wheel of history rolls forward, there will always be a new story-two women are pushed to the center of the stage. They are Xuan Jiang's two daughters, his wife Xu Mu and his wife Song Huan.

At that time, a war broke out between the Central Plains and Rongdi.

66 BC1year, Sidi Li Po.

Li Zhuanggong was driven away and fled to the old father-in-law to take refuge in the country. Wei Yigong (a famous crane farmer in history) gave him two cities. These two cities have two interesting names: "exposed in the middle" and "mud in the middle"-defending the country was as precarious as being exposed in the mud at that time.

Hou Li lived in a dangerous place, and his wife advised him to "go home", so there was "decline".

It's getting dark It's getting dark Why don't you go home?

If it's not for the king, why are you still showing it!

It's getting dark It's getting dark Why don't you go home?

If it's not for the monarch, why are you still in the mud!

-"Peak, Decline"

Translation annotation

It's dark, it's dark, why don't you go home?

If it's not for the monarch, why are you still showing it!

It's dark, it's dark, why don't you go home?

If it's not for the monarch, why are you still in the mud!

Fading refers to the decline of (sunlight). Another sentence became a prophecy, which broke Wei's national fortune.

The next year, Sidi broke the alert. When he died, Wei Gongzi Shen fled across the Yellow River with Wei people. His sister, that is, Mrs. Song Huangong, Xuan Jiang's daughter, and her husband Song Huangong greeted them at the Yellow River.

A small expansion of knowledge

Wei Yigong is a famous bad king in history. He likes raising cranes, and he loves cranes more than Dr. Qing, which leads to the decline of the country. The Zhai people in the north took the opportunity to jointly attack Xing Guo to defend the country and prepare to send troops to resist. Ministers and foot soldiers said, let your crane go against the enemy. They are all high officials and rich people, so we can't fight with less food and clothes. As a result, Wei was attacked and killed by Zhai people, and Wei was forced to move to the east of the Yellow River. At that time, there were only a few thousand people left in Weiguo, which was terrible.

Song supported his son Shen, who was Wei Daigong, and it was difficult for wei ren to settle down.

But it never rains but it pours. Less than a year later, Duke Dai of Wei also died. The State of Song took back another brother of Mrs. Huan of Song and made him Wei Wengong.

When Wei was breached, his wife also asked Mu Gong to save Wei, but he was too timid to send troops. Mrs. Xu Mu was angry and hated. After the death of Wei Daigong, Mrs. Xu Mu personally rushed to a grass to express her condolences. So, there is "eating".

Get on the light rail and go back to mourn. The whip drove the road far, not long enough to reach Cao. Guo Xu, doctor, trekking, stopping my journey, worries me.

I can't agree with me. I can't go back to my place. I'm harder to abandon than your heart.

I can't cross the river and go back to my hometown without my consent. I prefer the present situation to your bad heart.

Climb up the mountain and collect Fritillaria to cure depression. Women's hearts are soft and nostalgic, and everyone has a reason to have a clue. And people all over the country are accusing me. They are very arrogant and stupid.

I walked slowly in the field, and the wheat was kept secret. Who can rely on to help report to big countries? Guo Xu, gentlemen, don't blame me. You think hundreds of times, I'll run by myself.

-"hurricane? Carrying gas "

Translation annotation

Get up and run, and go back to mourn Hou Wei. I traveled a long way with a whip, and soon I came to a grass. Dr Guo Xu's long journey to stop my trip worried me.

If you refuse to agree with me, how can you go back to the promised land? Compared with your bad heart, I miss this country very much and can't give up. I can't cross the river and go back to my hometown without my consent. Compared with your bad heart, I like living in China.

Climb to the mountain and collect Fritillaria to treat depression. Women are soft-hearted and nostalgic for the past, each with its own reasons and clues. Many people blame me, really arrogant and naive.

I walked slowly in the field, and the wheat on the ridge was dense. If you want to go to a big country to complain, who can you rely on to help? Dr. Xu and gentlemen, don't hold a grudge against me. You've thought about it a hundred times. Why don't I run my own business?

Guo Xu couldn't help, and Mrs. Xu Mu asked her grandmother Qi for help. At this time, Qi Huangong, one of the five tyrants in the Spring and Autumn Period, was in power. Qi Huangong is very proud. He immediately sent 3,000 soldiers to rescue him and successfully helped defend and restore the country.

Wei ren was very grateful to Qi Huangong and Mrs. Xu Mu, so they wrote a song saying, "Give me papaya and I will get Joan." .

You give me papaya. I'll pay for Joan.

Not to thank you, always cherish your feelings.

You want to send me a peach, and I want to give it back to Qiong Yao.

Not to thank you, always cherish your feelings.

You give me wood, and I'll take Joan Jiu in return.

Not to thank you, always cherish your feelings.

-"Feng Wei? pawpaw

Translation annotation

You give me papaya, and I give it to Joan in return.

Not to thank you, but to cherish feelings and be friends forever.

You give me Mu Tao, and I will give Qiong Yao in return.

Not to thank you, but to cherish feelings and be friends forever.

You give me Muli, and I'll take Joan Jiu in return.

Not to thank you, but to cherish feelings and be friends forever.

When Wei Wengong was here, he did make up with Qi. Ironically, his sons Fang, Yi Ya and Vertical Carving starved to death in the bedroom. It's a pity that a generation of overlords ended like this.

And Mrs. Song Huangong finally parted ways with Song Huangong. When my wife returns to the country alone, she sometimes misses her son, so she looks across the river and passes on this famous saying:

Who says the Yellow River is very wide? Reed rafts can sail.

Who said that the realm of Song was far away? I can see it on my toes.

Who says the Yellow River is very wide? It's hard to catch Xiao Mu's boat.

Who said that the realm of Song was far away? You can arrive in the morning.

-"Feng Wei? He guang

Translation annotation

Who says the Yellow River is very wide? Reed rafts can sail.

Who said Song was far away? You can see it on tiptoe.

Who says the Yellow River is very wide? It is difficult to accommodate small wooden boats.

Who said Song was far away? It will arrive in the morning.

Zifu was the later "benevolent" Song Xianggong.

I wanted to be king all my life, but Song had no strength and talent, and finally became a laughing stock.

A small expansion of knowledge

In the flood battle, Song Xianggong abided by the principle of "benevolence and righteousness" and "military salute", and pursued the principle of "a gentleman is not seriously injured, does not capture two hairs, does not block a pass, and does not beat drums". During the war, Song Xianggong insisted that Chu should arrange troops first, and then send troops to fight. As a result, it is conceivable that the State of Chu defeated the State of Song, and Song Xianggong became a prisoner of Chu. Finally, under the mediation of Lu, he was released. Song Xianggong's behavior was so timid that he became the laughingstock of everyone.

Song Xianggong was confused, but he did one thing right, that is, he treated Zhong Er, the exiled son of the Jin Dynasty. In the future, the overlord of the Central Plains will save the State of Song from Chu with heavy troops.

When Song Xianggong met Zhong Er, Zhong Er was just a lonely exiled son.

In 6 17 BC, civil strife broke out in the state of Jin, and Prince Shen Sheng hanged himself, while his sons Zhong Er and Yiwu died one after another. Zhong Er began to live in exile for 19 years.

He went from Jin to Zhai, Wei to Qi, Cao to Song, Zheng to Chu, and finally to Qin.

At that time, Qin Mugong was his brother-in-law, and his strongest patron sent a prince to escort him across the Yellow River and back to the State of Jin.

Gou Jian's mother is Zhong Er's sister and Zhong Er is Gou Jian's uncle. It is said that "Weiyang" was written by Gou Jian when he gave it to Yang in Weishui and was ready to leave.

I sent my uncle to Weiyang.

Why give it? Road vehicles take the Yellow River.

I'll see my uncle off. I'll think about it.

Why give it? Joan Gui Yu Pei.

-"Qin Feng Weiyang"

Translation annotation

I sent my uncle back to China and suddenly came to Weiyang.

What gift for him? A wheelbarrow and four Macelo Wong.

I sent my uncle back to China, thinking about my mother.

What gift for him? Jade ornaments show my heart.

The son walked for half his life and the king came back.

In 632 BC, Zhong Er and Jin Wengong "followed the three schools" in the battle of Chengpu, defeated the Chu army and became the new overlord of the Central Plains-he was not only one of the five tyrants in the Spring and Autumn Period, but also one of the most powerful and influential ancient tyrants in the Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasties.

Later, after the death of Jin Wengong and Qin Mugong, the eternal beauty between Qin Jin was gradually shattered.

Later, the beacon smoke of the Warring States period rolled in, and there was no sound of Muduo-no one went to collect poems, and the poems full of dynasty customs quietly ended.

It was not until 250 years later that the Daqin Empire annexed Liuhe that the war finally stopped. However, only fifteen years later, Chen Sheng and Guangwu rose up and the war swept the Central Plains together. Five years later, the unified Han Dynasty struggled in the ruins and the people were able to recuperate.

Later, many years passed, and the wind in Chang 'an, accompanied by the long-lost sound of Mu Duo, slowly blew through vilen, a poetry collector in Han Yuefu, and slowly came.

(The pictures in the article are from the Internet and have been deleted.)

The Book of Songs ends here. Thank you.

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